crackymckrackin

Happy birthday dude.

This one is on the house buddy.

We could put you in a head gate and shove an electric probe up your ass. I mean if you're really into that.

Might go fishing but more than likely I'll sit here at home until I'm bored enough to jump on the tractor and move dirt piles that should have been moved a year ago.

Beverly Hills cop.

Hylander!

I've seen it but I can't remember the name.

2 young nerds, alone for the weekend use hacking skills to create the perfect woman in order to make the popular girls notice them.

Die hard.

Miyagi was waxing on and waxing off a whole lot. You sure?

Karate kid

I just had sex.

What kind of roast? I can be there in around 7 hours depending on traffic.

Have you considered meth?

Zenigundam was born in a cross fire hurricane. Much like the horrible horrible bad to the bone song, nurses gathered round his crib after birth to see the pure awesomeness and testosterone that oozed from every pore. In his later formative years he took up Karat-tey. Shortly after mastering Karat-tey, he started the national chair fighting league where he reigned as the undisputed and un defeated champion. In a move that shocked his fans he grew bored and left the sport. Soon he would take on parkour, but that's in part two of his forthcoming autobiography.

This but add bacon.

I never had any of the toys. My dad always bought us tools instead......until we destroyed the antique 4 poster bed with saws and hammers.

I quit watching when the junk yard dog left. I was waiting for his comeback and then he went and died.

You're still here.

Must be a Toto toilet.

Any day now.

Thanks lady!

Thanks dude.

This is my favorite.

Thanks Sorceress