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I just had sex, now I'm thinking about drinking a cup of coffee.

My company needs an SBA loan. Now that you are in charge, I expect favors.

It's all that loli crap you been watching clogging up your internet.

Take a boat with you, just in case.

Hurricane party!

I use the rubber/ glue method.

Nope.

Like your mom, also this thread isn't deep. I lied about it but your mom is deep.

She's saying you are a bad hunter.

I post very differently. When I first started most everything I posted was crap. Now it's still crap but a lot less of it.

Happy birthday dude.

This one is on the house buddy.

We could put you in a head gate and shove an electric probe up your ass. I mean if you're really into that.

Might go fishing but more than likely I'll sit here at home until I'm bored enough to jump on the tractor and move dirt piles that should have been moved a year ago.

Beverly Hills cop.

Hylander!

I've seen it but I can't remember the name.

2 young nerds, alone for the weekend use hacking skills to create the perfect woman in order to make the popular girls notice them.

Die hard.

Miyagi was waxing on and waxing off a whole lot. You sure?

Karate kid

I just had sex.

What kind of roast? I can be there in around 7 hours depending on traffic.

Have you considered meth?

Zenigundam was born in a cross fire hurricane. Much like the horrible horrible bad to the bone song, nurses gathered round his crib after birth to see the pure awesomeness and testosterone that oozed from every pore. In his later formative years he took up Karat-tey. Shortly after mastering Karat-tey, he started the national chair fighting league where he reigned as the undisputed and un defeated champion. In a move that shocked his fans he grew bored and left the sport. Soon he would take on parkour, but that's in part two of his forthcoming autobiography.