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Waj

When you bend down at work and your knee pops and you think about how much that shits gonna swell up overnight.

Pretty much anything from this scene.

I can't take the tractor into the pond.

With a lamp and a fly swatter.

I never Google search images. I have people for that.

Find more wood man. You have an obligation to cook in that pit.

I'm sure he's probably at least designed the interior of one. Isn't he dead?

This ain't South America.

Roast some shit on that fire.

Pluralize pond, I have two.

They are all blooming so I took a shitty picture by my small pond. Delight in nature assholes.

It's a trap!

I would, and have. If installed correctly it will last as long as tile even in high traffic commercial areas.

Stain and seal. Tile grout holds piss smells. You can do amazing things with stain nowadays.

Bring em on.

Good luck.

I forget that I have two pairs of glasses until someone makes a thread. I should wear them more.

My house has been finished for two years. I still have to do all the crown mold, jetted tub tile backsplash, kitchen tile backsplash, concrete the driveway and finish my yard work. Oh yeah and put shutters up around the windows. Some day I'm going to add a shower to the bathroom in the garage.......that's it......someday.

Screw schedules, Leeroy Jenkins that shit! Leave it up to the city and utility companies to fuck up any kind of schedule you have. I waited 6 hours for an inspection Wednesday because the receptionist didn't want to bother the inspector.

Yes, the answer is always yes.

He wants to do your mom.

Onto or into?

You do, it's in the shop behind the home made band saw.

I look at everyone's profiles out of spite.