Doom Metal Alchemist

On the topic of Ryu from Street Fighter... back in the day, did you say Ryu's name incorrectly (such as "rye-you")? If so, do you still say it incorrectly out of habit, or do you say it correctly now?

The hidden pictures section was the shit.

Even if he made all those field goals, they still would've been down a point.

Sorry, you're already a libtard despite being from Texas.

Since my dad is from Lanikai, can I claim I'm partially from Hawaii?

"ONE OF THEM WAS SUCKING ON HER TITS TOO!" Well he should take solace in that that person (most likely) sucked on the otaku's cum.

I was sick last month.

Or those weird neck pillows. Or especially nooses.

Yeah, fuck all those ingrate mental patients for having crises, right?

That and One Punch Man were incredibly overhyped.

I've never had home-made waffles, so pancakes are the clear winner as far as home-made go. As far as restaurants, waffles.

That happened to me the last time I made a "there are too many floated threads" thread here.

On mobile that would probably be quite useful, but 99.99% of the time I'm here I'm on a computer.

THIS is the way to handle online haters. You should make these kind of unexpected replies to haters on your blog regularly.

Bluetooth life alert? What?

Titan Maximum You may have already seen this.

That is exactly how long he said he would watch it for.

*cue cheesy informercial cliches THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY

He didn't say he was your twin.

Uncle Grandpa.

No.

It could've been worse, he could've let you sit on his nut blanket.

I can't believe people actually used to think that, lol.

There's a hella cute Asian girl I occasionally see at work that I really want to ask out. It looks like she has big boobs, and is kinda chunky in the belly area, but after I thought about it for a minute, I thought, "Maybe she's not fat, but pregnant???" Eh, I don't even know how to not be creepy.

Which obviously means you're afraid of us judging you because you are the weirdest of us all.