Doom Metal Alchemist

Do Peruvians know English?

I hear certain "people" eat it for breakfast.

Is rated X even a thing anymore? I thought it went from R, to NC-17, to XXX.

Then definitely Pinky and The Brain.

Hm... In Super Street Fighter II, the voice over pronounced it Ree-you... I assumed that was the correct pronunciation. Interesting tidbit about Japanese next gen Ninja Gaiden (I usually say Guy-den now, but every so often I'll slip up and say Gay-den).

Agreed with Splinter. Ratt, as in the hair band, or Stephen Pearcy, who is and / or was their lead singer. Pinky or The Brain.

You only eat extinct animals?

Just like shooting fish in a barrel.

I'd imagine it would have just as much actual fruit juice as your average fruit-flavored soda.

@GuyBeardmane is Layla named after the Derek and the Dominoes song?

2008 2013 (Goddamn I let myself go) December 2018

Was it on a Friday night (why would you be there at night?)?

I don't know why he doesn't just use soy milk, almond milk, coconut milk, etc.

Pancakes are just as much "breakfast only" as cereal.

On the topic of Ryu from Street Fighter... back in the day, did you say Ryu's name incorrectly (such as "rye-you")? If so, do you still say it incorrectly out of habit, or do you say it correctly now?

The hidden pictures section was the shit.

Even if he made all those field goals, they still would've been down a point.

Sorry, you're already a libtard despite being from Texas.

Since my dad is from Lanikai, can I claim I'm partially from Hawaii?

"ONE OF THEM WAS SUCKING ON HER TITS TOO!" Well he should take solace in that that person (most likely) sucked on the otaku's cum.

I was sick last month.

Or those weird neck pillows. Or especially nooses.

Yeah, fuck all those ingrate mental patients for having crises, right?

That and One Punch Man were incredibly overhyped.

I've never had home-made waffles, so pancakes are the clear winner as far as home-made go. As far as restaurants, waffles.