Doom Metal Alchemist

I got up early (for me) but I was busy all day.

Or you can name him Cy. And say "Cy clops."

Dream Theater. Fanboys completely ruined them for me like 15 years ago.

Nah man, that's the smart person's way out. The coward's way out would be a toupeé.

Of course he sits and plays video games all day, what the hell else is he supposed to do? I'm sure he can't even fit through his bedroom door.

Eh. I know I can be doing way worse though. This is definitely the best job I've ever had when weighing both the enjoyment and the pay. The most enjoyable job I had didn't pay much, and also I tried that job again a decade later and it fucking sucks now. I also love working nights, which is what I'm currently doing. Definitely not the greatest job in the world, but it definitely works for now.

CLOSE! BadCannon is one word.

The only instrument I play is guitar.

Because everyone is that cringe-worthy when they're 16?

Now when you say "baseball slide," do you mean hands first or feet first?

I thought one dog barking causes a giant domino effect of all the dogs in the neighborhood barking.

The seventh level, specifically.

I was fucking TERRIBLE at Contra. WITH the 30 lives code I could only get to like level 3. I never owned it though, only played it at friends' houses.

Lost Levels was a good game too.

Bad mini_ghost, bad!

I agree wholeheartedly with Metroid, I didn't like original Metroid at all while Super Metroid is an absolute masterpiece. But Zelda 1 is my all time favorite Zelda (and game in general, really), and I really love Zelda 2 as well. But for other pluses to the SNES, Mega Man X and X2 are better than any NES Mega Man games (as great as 2 and 3 were; never played X3), Final Fantasy II / IV and Final Fantasy III / VI are LIGHTYEARS beyond Final Fantasy I, and Super Mario World is better than any NES Mario game.

SNES is definitely the better system, can't argue there.

It's cold as not being able to flush your shit.

If you dig 8 and 7, you got to go to the big three of the SNES: Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VI, and Chrono Trigger. (Final Fantasy V is also highly recommended).

What, like all of them?

I never beat an NES game until I was probably an older teenager, despite me having an NES since age 3.

But then it'll be a long fucking time before you see any sunlight.

Hey anybody can slip on ice. That's the nature of ice. It's slippery.