Doom Metal Alchemist

How is that thing not slow as molasses by now, not because of it being bad, but rather obsolete?

If someone calls me out for using "literally" incorrectly, I just say, "I'm using 'literally' figuratively."

I agree with the sentiment, but instead of getting rid of the word "football" all together, it should replace "soccer" like with the entire rest of the English speaking world.

ITT: Bouvre eats other people's farts to survive.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that truckers try to run off the road. I was once told by a co-worker who got a Trucker's license (but didn't use it) that Truckers were some of the best drivers in the world because of the training that goes into getting licensed is way more rigorous than a class C. That last part may be true, but fuck no about them being better drivers because of it.

I prefer doughnuts. Personally I enjoy both parts of the muffin. Yay muffins!

I thought alcohol makes you dehydrated? Am I wrong? I've heard the same about caffeinated and / or surgery drinks, which is why at work they encourage us to try to drink only water there.

Show them through dick pics, that way the only way it'll land you in prison is if one (or both) of you are underage.

When I was depressed to the point of not wanting to get out of bed.... I just didn't get out of bed. Do not recommend.

Did Zeni finally admit he was Ultima????

Abandon ship.

If you want functional email notifications, you're on the wrong forum. Right @Raptorpat?

If only getting a hot gf was as easy as getting her a party hat...

I didn't know Steppenwolf was a book I just knew of the band.

What is meant by "STARS"? I was once saved by an abundance of seat covers. I can't imagine if both those and the TP were gone. I'd argue more that Trump is Mitch's dog rather than the other way around. Is this a case of "Your kid licked it, you bought it"?

Speaking of Jack Black (but different movie) it's impossible to play guitar effectively with The Pick of Destiny.

FMA

When I get fries, there damn well better be enough salt on them.

Yup. I see it at work. I'm a hat forwards person, myself.

I'm glad I don't get dreams that would fit as The Shivering Truth plots.

My point is.... "Pregnancy? OVER MY DEAD BODY!" "AIDS? Meh, I'll take my chances."

Uh.....

You're a real Hepcat, poof.

That's a good point, but that's not the point he made that I was arguing. 😝 Exactly.