Doom Metal Alchemist

"Hey Rick.... if you need more coke, just open that lid up."

So much this.

Sunshine here.

The key ones are try much harder at getting dates in high school and college, and get many more entry level jobs while attending college.

Lucy charges 5 cents, not 5 bucks.

You may need to try milder hentai. Unless too much is your thing.

Ha. I had to wiki Ghoti and saw that definition first and was like. "that can't possibly be what he means." *scrolls down a little further* "an ethnic group from India, that must be what he means." I have nothing to refute the spelling of 'women' but there are plenty of words that fit said patterns as 'enough' and 'nation.' The reason the English language seems so stupid in that every rule it has it also breaks is because it's basically an amalgamation of a bunch of different languages. 'Coyote' to me looks and sounds kinda like a "corrupted" Spanish word, or even a word of some Native American tribe. Complete conjecture on my part though.

30 Helens are all I can handle.

Damn, HONEY. That STINGS. 😞 I honestly think mine rolls off the tongue easier though. 😜

I don't care to do a lot of research so I'm just going to have to take your word for it that a) that is how they pronounce 'oy' and b) East Indian languages influenced English, to the point apparently that we didn't have a word for coyote from any European languages....

Does that say "Myah"? There's a metal band I like called Skelator. Kinda wish they didn't misspell their name. Maybe it's to avoid legal issues though, and I can't fault them for that. But they're not extreme metal. I've seen them coined "epic speed metal." Also that shirt would be more accurately called "black metal Skeletor" as the logo it's referencing is of the black metal band Mayhem.

Danny DeBeeto.

Goddamn. The miniature acquiring a collection? I have no other guess how your mind went there. 😂

He didn't say blow jobs are only good.

I don't actually know, but I have a feeling literally no one is pronouncing it right. Why would it be spelled 'coy' if it was pronounced 'kai'? That makes no sense. What in god's name language that influenced English is 'oy' pronounced 'eye'?

I don't throw those d'oh balls around all willy-nilly. You earned that one.

What abomination of God is that, a bird with tentacles?

What the hell is "piss jail"? That sounds like you have to literally live in piss, or else you are entirely banned from pissing. Or maybe a jail where every single convict's crime was public urination.

Well there's far easier ways to achieve that than what you're doing, provided you got the money (I'm talking about lipo).

Then just because you drank the water doesn't necessarily mean you don't still have his water bottle, eh?

Baal and Galaxian are the same person.

You drank a bottle?

Just to be clear, because I'm not sure that it is.... Galaxian is the guy who hacked ASMB in like 2009.

I'm sure Galaxian agrees.

Shedding facial hair isn't going to help you shed pounds.