Doom Metal Alchemist

Show me one anime wear kawaii school girls are wearing pants as opposed to skirts.

It's about a soul crushing self-realization I had recently, if that makes it more enticing to read.

Are you young enough to have never experienced the "I'm going to wash out your dirty mouth with soap" punishment for swearing as a kid? I actually am, but I saw it a lot in media when I was a kid and that was enough to tell me soap does not taste good.

Actually that pic can be interpreted as the two large bananas representing your legs with the smaller banana representing your penis, making your penis hang down to your knees.

Fun fact about my own music. A few years ago (probably 2016) I wrote a guitar riff in a metal sub-genre I don't normally play (traditional heavy metal; I mostly play doom metal, and before I discovered doom metal I was all about Metallica-styled melodic thrash with a dash of early Sabbath). But after I fell in love with it, it seemed similar to something else I may have heard in my then recent collecting of early-mid 2000s traditional / epic heavy metal CDs. I listened through these CDs looking for the culprit and did not find it, so I figured hopefully I was just experiencing some form of deja vu. Fast forward to 2017 and I introduce an extremely shortened version of the song that riff goes to to my band, and we make a full fledged song out of it. Fast forward to 2018, and our singer leaves the band and we get a new singer. Our new singer is a Dio fanatic and he is quick to point out my riff reminds him of Dio's Holy Diver. For the longest time I couldn't hear it. But then one day, it hit me. The tail ends of my riff are basically the tail ends of the Holy Diver riff, only in reverse order. How about that, I thought. Because that wasn't even the part(s) of the riff I was having deja vu over. Fast forward to 2019, and the band breaks up. A month later, the entire last line-up of that band minus the one problem member forms a new band. I bring the original very elongated version of that song I wrote to this band, ditching the lyrics, drums, bass, vocal melodies, and structure of the version with our previous band. We've been working on recording on it for a long time, and we have made a lot of progress. And my bandmates have had tremendous inputs of their own that has made this song better than I could have imagined. Fast forward to literally yesterday, and it FINALLY after all these god damn years I figured out what caused the deja vu: The verse riff to Judas Priest's Stained Class. So basically that whole riff I thought I wrote that I fell in love with and was immensely proud of is just ripping off Judas Priest + Holy Diver with virtually none of my own thought, and this realization only came yesterday after so many years of having written it and creating a giant epic (what I thought was) masterpiece of a song around it. *sad faise*

You just outed your story as b.s. Kawaii school girls don't wear pants, they wear miniskirts.

I took it as he was the one himself who was in the middle of cutting down that tree with the ax when the lion came along and chased him up the tree.

Grab the snake, choke it to death. Fall into the water (which is most likely very shallow due to being right on the shore). Use the snake to whip the gators to death. Do the same to the lion, or whip it to back it off a little, grab the ax, and kill the lion that way.

He didn't necessarily say he won't. What he said could be interpreted as "I'll try it, and if I like it, I'll go hard. If I don't like it, I'll go hard with something I already know I like."

Happy belated birthday! 🎂 Azalar, are you a known pizza fanatic? Despite your long-time taco avatar everyone's posting pizzas. And damn, that pizza shaped like a cake gives a whole new meaning to "deep dish pizza."

Are you guys only talking about what pre-pandemic would be considered "sit-down" restaurants? Because literally no one tips fast food workers, for example. Is that how that works? Burger King advertised free delivery like they were happy to offer it. One could argue that rising costs in restaurants might be compensated for low wage workers having more spending power.

Who's the one playing the fiddle, Trump or McConnel?

I can't quantify in my mind how much a given amount of ounces is unless we're talking about fluid ounces (thank you soda cans).

To quote every single one of your posts outside of Noise: "stop."

Does anyone here even say negative things about empty (and actually mean them)? If I try real hard, the only thing I can hate him for his is Dallas Cowboys fandom, but he wasn't around for my intensely hated Troy Aikman era, he was all about the Tony Romo era (I imagine beyond that to the present too, but I don't know) so I can't even hold THAT against him.

Oh. Well, if the manual is very yellowed, I 100% believe you that's legit, but that doesn't necessarily mean the cart is. However, going by the case I'm assuming it is legit and what you got is a former rental.

I got all 3 Ninja Gaidens. Unlike literally everyone in my age group, me, nor my brother, nor my parents got rid of virtually any of our old video games. My parents got rid of literally almost none of them, and if my brother or I sold or traded any it was because we didn't like them much or at all. Actually I just realized my parents sold or gave away our Power Pad or something. But that was it. I was so pissed when I found out many years later when I was looking for it. It's like, you couldn't even TELL us when you did???? But I believe the Power Pad is the only game related thing my parents got rid of. We still have the two carts we always had that it used; Super Team Games and the Super Mario / Duck Hunt / World Class Track Meet combo cart.

I would definitely congratulate Naraku on his purchase of the NES game if I had no reason to believe it was a reproduction cart, since he already said the case was a reproduction case (glad he explained that without having to ask, I was wondering if he bought a former rental). If it is a legit cart, I have no idea why it would be in a reproduction case because I can't imagine a reproduction case would add any value to a legit cart.

Not really, more like an 80s throwback hard rock / glam metal band. Spunk Mopper, on the other hand, sounds like a punk band.

Yes ghostie, go hunting with a knife.

How is that thing not slow as molasses by now, not because of it being bad, but rather obsolete?

If someone calls me out for using "literally" incorrectly, I just say, "I'm using 'literally' figuratively."

I agree with the sentiment, but instead of getting rid of the word "football" all together, it should replace "soccer" like with the entire rest of the English speaking world.

ITT: Bouvre eats other people's farts to survive.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that truckers try to run off the road. I was once told by a co-worker who got a Trucker's license (but didn't use it) that Truckers were some of the best drivers in the world because of the training that goes into getting licensed is way more rigorous than a class C. That last part may be true, but fuck no about them being better drivers because of it.