Doom Metal Alchemist

I can believe "sneak," "snake," and "sank" were all the result of autocorrect, but what in god's name is "snkc"?

I notice his dick is still flacid.

💔 *calls grandma to let her know I won't be needing her ring after all*

I have no idea what Crangula is, but it makes me think of if Dracula fed off cranberry juice instead of blood.

I'd appreciate not being called a "dolt" because you keep contradicting yourself. 🤬

All of a sudden I'm wondering if buddy was insulting me every time he referred to me as "Doomer..."

*googles* Eh, maybe. Most of what I'm seeing she doesn't look very kawaii. There is one pic I'm seeing where her top does make her look kawaii but it does not show what she is wearing below the waist.

Ok, let's take a look at what you've written here. I was talking about the NES game. You clearly understood I was talking about the NES game because you used the word "cart" instead of "disc," meaning you were also talking about the NES game. Then in the same breath you say it's your bet the cart was put in a repro case. MAKE UP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MIND.

Well I guess not... But I certainly haven't heard of anyone going to jail over a dick pic unless one or both parties is underage.

You just got done telling me you were talking about SOTN was the one with the repro case, not the NES game. Also there's no way in hell that case is original, no NES games came in cases like that. Either repro or rental, I'm assuming rental. But I do believe you that the manual and cart are legit.

Maybe I just don't know how to read that, but it looks a lot more like 10%. About $100 out of about $1,000. Or are your 20% example and pic example two different cases?

I.... think I love you. Now the test to see if a marriage proposal is warranted: What's your opinion of pineapple on pizza?

Show me one anime wear kawaii school girls are wearing pants as opposed to skirts.

It's about a soul crushing self-realization I had recently, if that makes it more enticing to read.

Are you young enough to have never experienced the "I'm going to wash out your dirty mouth with soap" punishment for swearing as a kid? I actually am, but I saw it a lot in media when I was a kid and that was enough to tell me soap does not taste good.

Actually that pic can be interpreted as the two large bananas representing your legs with the smaller banana representing your penis, making your penis hang down to your knees.

Fun fact about my own music. A few years ago (probably 2016) I wrote a guitar riff in a metal sub-genre I don't normally play (traditional heavy metal; I mostly play doom metal, and before I discovered doom metal I was all about Metallica-styled melodic thrash with a dash of early Sabbath). But after I fell in love with it, it seemed similar to something else I may have heard in my then recent collecting of early-mid 2000s traditional / epic heavy metal CDs. I listened through these CDs looking for the culprit and did not find it, so I figured hopefully I was just experiencing some form of deja vu. Fast forward to 2017 and I introduce an extremely shortened version of the song that riff goes to to my band, and we make a full fledged song out of it. Fast forward to 2018, and our singer leaves the band and we get a new singer. Our new singer is a Dio fanatic and he is quick to point out my riff reminds him of Dio's Holy Diver. For the longest time I couldn't hear it. But then one day, it hit me. The tail ends of my riff are basically the tail ends of the Holy Diver riff, only in reverse order. How about that, I thought. Because that wasn't even the part(s) of the riff I was having deja vu over. Fast forward to 2019, and the band breaks up. A month later, the entire last line-up of that band minus the one problem member forms a new band. I bring the original very elongated version of that song I wrote to this band, ditching the lyrics, drums, bass, vocal melodies, and structure of the version with our previous band. We've been working on recording on it for a long time, and we have made a lot of progress. And my bandmates have had tremendous inputs of their own that has made this song better than I could have imagined. Fast forward to literally yesterday, and it FINALLY after all these god damn years I figured out what caused the deja vu: The verse riff to Judas Priest's Stained Class. So basically that whole riff I thought I wrote that I fell in love with and was immensely proud of is just ripping off Judas Priest + Holy Diver with virtually none of my own thought, and this realization only came yesterday after so many years of having written it and creating a giant epic (what I thought was) masterpiece of a song around it. *sad faise*

You just outed your story as b.s. Kawaii school girls don't wear pants, they wear miniskirts.

I took it as he was the one himself who was in the middle of cutting down that tree with the ax when the lion came along and chased him up the tree.

Grab the snake, choke it to death. Fall into the water (which is most likely very shallow due to being right on the shore). Use the snake to whip the gators to death. Do the same to the lion, or whip it to back it off a little, grab the ax, and kill the lion that way.

He didn't necessarily say he won't. What he said could be interpreted as "I'll try it, and if I like it, I'll go hard. If I don't like it, I'll go hard with something I already know I like."

Happy belated birthday! 🎂 Azalar, are you a known pizza fanatic? Despite your long-time taco avatar everyone's posting pizzas. And damn, that pizza shaped like a cake gives a whole new meaning to "deep dish pizza."

Are you guys only talking about what pre-pandemic would be considered "sit-down" restaurants? Because literally no one tips fast food workers, for example. Is that how that works? Burger King advertised free delivery like they were happy to offer it. One could argue that rising costs in restaurants might be compensated for low wage workers having more spending power.

Who's the one playing the fiddle, Trump or McConnel?

I can't quantify in my mind how much a given amount of ounces is unless we're talking about fluid ounces (thank you soda cans).