Doom Metal Alchemist

To quote every single one of your posts outside of Noise: "stop."

Does anyone here even say negative things about empty (and actually mean them)? If I try real hard, the only thing I can hate him for his is Dallas Cowboys fandom, but he wasn't around for my intensely hated Troy Aikman era, he was all about the Tony Romo era (I imagine beyond that to the present too, but I don't know) so I can't even hold THAT against him.

Oh. Well, if the manual is very yellowed, I 100% believe you that's legit, but that doesn't necessarily mean the cart is. However, going by the case I'm assuming it is legit and what you got is a former rental.

I got all 3 Ninja Gaidens. Unlike literally everyone in my age group, me, nor my brother, nor my parents got rid of virtually any of our old video games. My parents got rid of literally almost none of them, and if my brother or I sold or traded any it was because we didn't like them much or at all. Actually I just realized my parents sold or gave away our Power Pad or something. But that was it. I was so pissed when I found out many years later when I was looking for it. It's like, you couldn't even TELL us when you did???? But I believe the Power Pad is the only game related thing my parents got rid of. We still have the two carts we always had that it used; Super Team Games and the Super Mario / Duck Hunt / World Class Track Meet combo cart.

I would definitely congratulate Naraku on his purchase of the NES game if I had no reason to believe it was a reproduction cart, since he already said the case was a reproduction case (glad he explained that without having to ask, I was wondering if he bought a former rental). If it is a legit cart, I have no idea why it would be in a reproduction case because I can't imagine a reproduction case would add any value to a legit cart.

Not really, more like an 80s throwback hard rock / glam metal band. Spunk Mopper, on the other hand, sounds like a punk band.

Yes ghostie, go hunting with a knife.

How is that thing not slow as molasses by now, not because of it being bad, but rather obsolete?

If someone calls me out for using "literally" incorrectly, I just say, "I'm using 'literally' figuratively."

I agree with the sentiment, but instead of getting rid of the word "football" all together, it should replace "soccer" like with the entire rest of the English speaking world.

ITT: Bouvre eats other people's farts to survive.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that truckers try to run off the road. I was once told by a co-worker who got a Trucker's license (but didn't use it) that Truckers were some of the best drivers in the world because of the training that goes into getting licensed is way more rigorous than a class C. That last part may be true, but fuck no about them being better drivers because of it.

I prefer doughnuts. Personally I enjoy both parts of the muffin. Yay muffins!

I thought alcohol makes you dehydrated? Am I wrong? I've heard the same about caffeinated and / or surgery drinks, which is why at work they encourage us to try to drink only water there.

Show them through dick pics, that way the only way it'll land you in prison is if one (or both) of you are underage.

When I was depressed to the point of not wanting to get out of bed.... I just didn't get out of bed. Do not recommend.

Did Zeni finally admit he was Ultima????

Abandon ship.

If you want functional email notifications, you're on the wrong forum. Right @Raptorpat?

If only getting a hot gf was as easy as getting her a party hat...

I didn't know Steppenwolf was a book I just knew of the band.

What is meant by "STARS"? I was once saved by an abundance of seat covers. I can't imagine if both those and the TP were gone. I'd argue more that Trump is Mitch's dog rather than the other way around. Is this a case of "Your kid licked it, you bought it"?

Speaking of Jack Black (but different movie) it's impossible to play guitar effectively with The Pick of Destiny.

FMA

When I get fries, there damn well better be enough salt on them.