Doom Metal Alchemist

And everyone says mayo is a white person food/condiment.

Usually that only (but very frequently) becomes a problem when I try to order a sandwich "plain." When I was a kid every fast food worker in America understood a "plain" sandwich meant meat and bun and literally nothing else. I don't know what the fuck happened in the intervening years but no one knows what "plain" means anymore.

Sorry I've been trained infinitely more in Spanish than yiddish.

For my whole life the vast majority of stuff I've printed out is just black ink so I don't run into this. If anything I run out of black ink and what should print out as black prints out as some kind of faded blue instead.

Me. When I go to Wendy's I'm all about that 4-for-4.

See, what'd I tell ya? No knowledge.

I did that all the time too, but I didn't avoid the OK button for whatever reason. All. The. Buttons.

I took a complete shot in the dark how to spell that. I think it's a German word, but regardless of what language it comes from, I have no knowledge of said language.

Why is it lucky for them, do they get paid extra if I say, "why yes, I will try that, thank you for that recommendation."? I thought it was cool because their "would you like to try so and so" schpeel always annoys me a bit and for once it didn't annoy me.

Don't think I'll run into any hot girls today.

So I pull up to the speaker and get ready to give my order, when the employee does the inevitable "Hi, welcome to blah blah, would you like to try our blah blah?" And for the first time in my whole life, what the employee asked me if I wanted to order ACTUALLY WAS WHAT I INTENDED TO ORDER. Maybe I should buy a powerball ticket today.

Tried to reply, and it disappeared into the ether. I didn't see anything offensive in it. @Le Guignon where u thred go?

I also want a shocked react like 😮

But seriously, what's the difference between "Zero Sugar" and "Diet"?

I disagree. Night shift forever!

Can you just select "print in greyscale"?

Can I have Li'l Wayne instead?

Fair enough.

Dude, like every single fucking actor on the show goes out of their way to look like they've been in the acting profession for two weeks. It's like watching a grade school play, only it's adults. And maybe I'm just old but I really tire of diarrhea jokes.

Your neighbors must've been so happy.

Fair enough, but "drinking coffee" is NOT the same as "having coffee ice cream."

Happy b-day @MEXobiologist! y u no post here n e more? We miss you! 😭

Naraku's gonna be up for 48 hours straight because he had some coffee ice cream.

These testicles. Got them!

Iowa in the evening, Iowa at supper time.... *dodges barrage of rotten tomatoes*