Doom Metal Alchemist

To be clear, I'm sad that I assumed it was a reference to an anime I wasn't aware of. 😭

First of all, It's Chappelle's Show, not Chappelle Show. Secondly, I don't think anyone spells it "Rauol," but rather "Raul." Maybe I'm wrong, idk.

I mean, I was gonna anyway, you didn't have to single me out. Happy birthday GPC!

That's not a good dick, that's a dastardly dick.

What's she gonna do with B.B. King's guitar, El Kabong him to death? .............I probably already made this joke before.

It seems like the best way to not waste those seeds would be to plant them.

I'm a millennial who still loves to collect CDs. I have no interest in vinyl. I'm a millennial whose TV watching is comprised of 100% cable and 0% streaming services such as Netflix, Hulu, etc. I'm like of what seems to be the microgeneration that avoids Internetting on phones / tablets whenever possible but rather still prefers the computer. I never gave two shits about anime until I was in my 20s (it seems most people either get into it as kids/teens, or never get into it at all) Maybe not so weird in the grand scheme of things, but weird to this community: I have never once played one single Pokemon game, never once collected one single Pokemon card, and never gave a shit about the Pokemon franchise as a whole.

Daywalker? That was me when I was a newspaper carrier.

DON'T YOU SEE, OUR PATH IS ALREADY ALL FUCKED UP

Well, I am a 37 year old virgin...

Two of my obsessions when I first created this name in 2005.

You're a brown-noser?

Tonight, I dine on turtle soup!

"Hey Rick.... if you need more coke, just open that lid up."

So much this.

Sunshine here.

The key ones are try much harder at getting dates in high school and college, and get many more entry level jobs while attending college.

Lucy charges 5 cents, not 5 bucks.

You may need to try milder hentai. Unless too much is your thing.

Ha. I had to wiki Ghoti and saw that definition first and was like. "that can't possibly be what he means." *scrolls down a little further* "an ethnic group from India, that must be what he means." I have nothing to refute the spelling of 'women' but there are plenty of words that fit said patterns as 'enough' and 'nation.' The reason the English language seems so stupid in that every rule it has it also breaks is because it's basically an amalgamation of a bunch of different languages. 'Coyote' to me looks and sounds kinda like a "corrupted" Spanish word, or even a word of some Native American tribe. Complete conjecture on my part though.

30 Helens are all I can handle.

Damn, HONEY. That STINGS. 😞 I honestly think mine rolls off the tongue easier though. 😜

I don't care to do a lot of research so I'm just going to have to take your word for it that a) that is how they pronounce 'oy' and b) East Indian languages influenced English, to the point apparently that we didn't have a word for coyote from any European languages....

Does that say "Myah"? There's a metal band I like called Skelator. Kinda wish they didn't misspell their name. Maybe it's to avoid legal issues though, and I can't fault them for that. But they're not extreme metal. I've seen them coined "epic speed metal." Also that shirt would be more accurately called "black metal Skeletor" as the logo it's referencing is of the black metal band Mayhem.

Danny DeBeeto.