Doom Metal Alchemist

At least you don't need a TV to watch Netflix.

IMO "Grape vines" doesn't sound enough like "great minds" to make that work.

What animal? It looks tasty, but the beef jerky bought in stores all throughout America kills my jaws.

I am honestly very surprised I almost never run into this problem. It's only if I take a deep breath or yawn that my glasses fog up, and they defog very quickly. Thank the lord.

I'm not sure Godzilla has any powers / abilities that are fatal to vampires, unless he can wield an oak stake, garlic, holy water, a cross, etc. I'm also not confident Dracula's fangs could penetrate Godzilla's thick, leathery scaly hide. I call a stalemate.

Bing is good for porn, huh? Good to know...

Have you tried Bing?

You should try Wuthering Heights the band.

Alright, that's funny then. 😄

If only it was something better quality than Domino's and you'd be my personal hero.

Whatever that is it shows up as a square on my comp.

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That sounds more like he's on crank.

I can believe "sneak," "snake," and "sank" were all the result of autocorrect, but what in god's name is "snkc"?

I notice his dick is still flacid.

💔 *calls grandma to let her know I won't be needing her ring after all*

I have no idea what Crangula is, but it makes me think of if Dracula fed off cranberry juice instead of blood.

I'd appreciate not being called a "dolt" because you keep contradicting yourself. 🤬

All of a sudden I'm wondering if buddy was insulting me every time he referred to me as "Doomer..."

*googles* Eh, maybe. Most of what I'm seeing she doesn't look very kawaii. There is one pic I'm seeing where her top does make her look kawaii but it does not show what she is wearing below the waist.

Ok, let's take a look at what you've written here. I was talking about the NES game. You clearly understood I was talking about the NES game because you used the word "cart" instead of "disc," meaning you were also talking about the NES game. Then in the same breath you say it's your bet the cart was put in a repro case. MAKE UP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MIND.

Well I guess not... But I certainly haven't heard of anyone going to jail over a dick pic unless one or both parties is underage.

You just got done telling me you were talking about SOTN was the one with the repro case, not the NES game. Also there's no way in hell that case is original, no NES games came in cases like that. Either repro or rental, I'm assuming rental. But I do believe you that the manual and cart are legit.

Maybe I just don't know how to read that, but it looks a lot more like 10%. About $100 out of about $1,000. Or are your 20% example and pic example two different cases?

I.... think I love you. Now the test to see if a marriage proposal is warranted: What's your opinion of pineapple on pizza?