Doom Metal Alchemist

"Your taste in video games is infantile."

I barely drink milk anymore. I try to have mostly water to drink, with some soda to treat myself. If I decide to have coffee, I'll put whatever milk my parents buy to put in it, which is regular ol' whole cow milk. I don't eat cereal so I got nothing there.

Gotta get that obligatory salad in there with all your artery clogging, diabetes giving junk food to not make you feel like a huge fatty. 😜

I feel this is extremely universal and by no means limited to seniors.

Also it's Rudolph's head. ......I never saw the Godfather.

The musical fruit.

What have I posted here makes you think I have any fucking idea how any of this happens? 😆😭

But what if I just ask this person out in a more natural way? Again, the way my brains works, is if I'm in the friendzone, doesn't that by default mean she isn't interested? Also my reply to buddy.

The way my brains works is, if someone is already interested in me, why would I need a cheesy pick-up line?

I know everyone's commenting on the squirrel, but I'm more interested in the what looks like Attack on Titan cosplay.

So hold on... are you guys saying, that it's not a good line to use on a stranger, but could work on someone I already know? BTW I wasn't planning on ACTUALLY using this... I'm not a pick-up line guy.

I think I got it... I like all things sweet. Cookies, candy, ice cream and those sweet, sweet tits.

I'm a boob man though.

I don't know, from what I've seen, corny pick-up lines don't work on TV either...

I don't understand....

Cookies, candy, ice cream.... I like all things sweet. So, naturally, I like you too. 🙂 Rate my new pick-up line. ^^

People are baptized as babies, sponges.

Do I need one? Probably. Do I want one? No.

During these crazy time, a lot of bands are streaming live "concerts" / "fests" for home audiences. You guys should do the stand-up comedy open mic version of that. @ghostrek your material better be riddled with sci-fi references or I'm gonna be majorly disappointed. That could be your schtick. You're the sci-fi comic. Make fun of Ghostbusters, but avoid making fun of the gender-swap Ghostbusters, as that's low-hanging fruit.

Happy birthday!

Is that Mr. Bean? @avec

Do you and your hubby have literal sticks for arms, or are these literal horse cock rings?

Do the classic, "new phone, who dis?"

I'm gonna give everyone a blast from the past:

I wonder if someone you know drew this.