Doom Metal Alchemist

I honestly was not expecting that.

I've never cashiered, but I'm well versed in standing for 10 hours a day, so I can say it gets easier on your legs and feet the more you do it. Also invest in good shoes. And I don't mean dress shoes. Also I find the best way to take care of the legs and feet is find the right combination of standing and walking, as doing both the right amount is nowhere near as bad as doing one of them too much, even in the same time frame. Generally you can't decide to stand around if you need to be walking, but if you're standing around and your legs hurt, start walking around the area you need to be in. Just pace back and forth if you have to. Finally, if your legs get sore, do leg stretches when you get a moment.

I hate you with every fiber of my being.

Happy belated birthday!

At least you still have phone/tablet/computer to stream netflix/hulu/whatever. Though if you console game, you're not having much fun right now.

I'll bet just the pilot is obligated to stay there, like in a car crash the driver is the one who has to stay there.

Given the thread, obviously it's "plow." Or is that the 'go' word?

Clicked the link just to see what it is, I have no idea what it is, and don't care to watch to find out.

It's funny because it's true. Honestly, my life would've turned out WAY different (and WAY better) had the Internet not existed.

Those old godaddy.com commercials were on the verge....

Don't quit your job until you got something else lined up.

What was her reaction to that?

Happy birthday!

Think of it this way, he's on his way to be the next Jimmy Fallon.

Happy birthday!

Oof.

Congrats on babby!

Awesome! I wish I learned to play the recorder when I was a kid. I tried learning in my 30s, but it didn't take. As for the shrill screeching, as long as she understands, "hum, not blow" you should be fine.

No, the lowest form of humor is having a character that talks like Elmer Fudd in a live action sitcom (looking at you, Big Bang Theory).

🤔

How do you dispose of them?

But I didn't say pen- Oh no, you're not fooling me that easily.

Why shave it though? I thought it was a huge goal of you to grow a mustache?

Did you only have it for no-shave-November?

Happy birthday!