Doom Metal Alchemist

I wish it was signed "Sal Ted Balls."

What popular comedian is really a hack?

Only if they ask you to.

Eh, disagree. Even though I haven't seen what Mark Maron looks like in a long time, and my memory of him is when he still had longish hair, you still don't look like Mark Maron if I chop his hair off in my mind. But a pic of you doing stand-up is always welcome. There where was a point in my life I kinda wanted to do stand-up... but I'm not funny.

"Treat others as you wish to be treated."

He should try learning Dhalsim's yoga techniques.

Dinner with parents.

We all know mayonnaise is not a religion, but rather an instrument.

.....Did you think And was his middle name?

I like the 42 foot TV myself.

Eat some more pills, pillhead. Anyway, that's a cool drawing.

Check the "edited" time stamp.

You never listen to the presidents of the United States of America? Not even Peaches????

@Raptorpat @katt_goddess Time to reinstate the perma.

This mofo's an 80s executive.

Interesting.... I saw in her stand-up she loves porn except for the inevitable facial at the end.

Step 1: Went on reality show about singing. Placed 4th. Step 2: Work really hard and make a career out of singing. Step 3: Go on another reality show about singing (or is it the same show but his second appearance?). Placed 2nd.

Is he amazing in Let's Make a Deal?

I honestly was not expecting that.

I've never cashiered, but I'm well versed in standing for 10 hours a day, so I can say it gets easier on your legs and feet the more you do it. Also invest in good shoes. And I don't mean dress shoes. Also I find the best way to take care of the legs and feet is find the right combination of standing and walking, as doing both the right amount is nowhere near as bad as doing one of them too much, even in the same time frame. Generally you can't decide to stand around if you need to be walking, but if you're standing around and your legs hurt, start walking around the area you need to be in. Just pace back and forth if you have to. Finally, if your legs get sore, do leg stretches when you get a moment.

I hate you with every fiber of my being.

Happy belated birthday!

At least you still have phone/tablet/computer to stream netflix/hulu/whatever. Though if you console game, you're not having much fun right now.

I'll bet just the pilot is obligated to stay there, like in a car crash the driver is the one who has to stay there.

Given the thread, obviously it's "plow." Or is that the 'go' word?