Doom Metal Alchemist

How do you dispose of them?

But I didn't say pen- Oh no, you're not fooling me that easily.

Why shave it though? I thought it was a huge goal of you to grow a mustache?

Did you only have it for no-shave-November?

Happy birthday!

I'll bet, Mr. "betrays and kills one of us."

idk it's just a "villain" phrase I used to hear in cartoons.

Fixed

No....?

Because one anime character is Americanized, all anime characters gotta be Americanized?

STUPID QUESTION INCOMING What's prison rape like in a women's prison?

They're anime characters.....

I was tickled pink when you posted the video here.

The media made up a whole bunch of bullshit about the shooters that wasn't remotely true. Did you know there was not one shred of evidence either one of them even liked Marylin Manson?

I used to really hate it when my favorite adult models would do nun-themed pic sets. I'm big on a woman's hair style being a big part of what makes her sexy and the nun uniform is like, "Hair? What hair?" Thankfully pic sets are obsolete and nun-themed vids aren't as popular as nun-themed pic sets were once upon a time.

Flock of Beagles.

This was my proudest moment in contributing to Internet culture:

What if he did but he already used them?

Other than it's Nicholas Cage, that animation seems like something Terry Gilliam would do.

I think people generally hate all the other ones that get played too, this one is just the poster child, like Barry Bonds was for PED's in sports, Limp Bizkit is for awful nu-metal, etc.

....Why?

*and visions of SNL's Blue Oyster Cult sketch danced in Doom's head* ^Since its December and therefore officially Christmas season aside from just retail businesses sticking Santa's ass into Halloween.

WAT fuck you dude. 😝

You realize the URL is still in your sig, right?