Doom Metal Alchemist

Ah, I gotcha. I guess the best way for someone to have this wish granted is to sign a DNR.

I don't understand what you mean. And you cut off the rest of that sentence why?

????? It sounds more like the hardest decision one will ever have to make in their entire lifetimes, but ok....

You couldn't be more wrong if you said Trump was the greatest president in US history, Elvis is living on the moon with Aliens and the black Michael Jackson, cartridge gaming will live on forever, VHS tapes will continue to increase in price into the new millennium and beyond, Germany won WWII, AND the Earth is flat.

I'm the super secret Super Mario Bros. glitch level.

In the second pic I see one dark brown eye and one light brown eye. Although on closer inspection it could just be the shadow her hair is making.

Maybe Poof's mom has (relatively) recently gone through some hardships with the aging / ailing health of poof's grandparents and doesn't wish that stuff on her. When my dad was going through the hardships of his parents not being able to take care of themselves anymore, and then on their deathbeds, my dad's attitude to me was basically, "I don't want to be a burden to you guys, if I can't take care of myself I'm just putting a bullet in my head."

I only do when I notice that it's familiar, which is EXTREMELY rare.

Coke comes in bottles and cans, not bags. Whoever heard of a bag of Coke?

"Oh, you can screw me alright."

I mean I MIGHT believe Alex Jones said it, just because of his rant about water turning the frogs gay, or whatever. Literally anyone else? Ehhhhhhhhh.....

Thank God.

? That would imply I've had sex (safe, not safe, whatever) to be invalidated.

Your brows look fine. I never look at a woman and think, "Wow, those are some sexy eyebrows!" However they can be a turnoff depending on how they look, and the ways they can be a turn off are a) thick and / or bushy or b) extremely fake looking. Neither of which apply to your brows in the above pics. She's got that Spike Spiegel thing going on.

Well that sure invalidates two humans having safe sex.

My mom loves tomato slices on pizza. My dad eats it too, but I don't know if he really loves it or if he's just placating my mom. I don't like it myself.

I'm not sure why amazon purchases would be particularly noteworthy.

I was watching a vid of a camgirl and she was listening to someone doing a cover of Metallica's The Unforgiven playing in the background.

I got nothing to contribute as I have no interest in spiders... but your rant makes me think of dinosaur fans arguing about they should be depicted with feathers because that's how they know/think they look now, vs. depict them with that classic giant lizard look we all grew up with because they look badass like that and that's why we all loved dinos as kids in the first place.

It appears stickers aren't what I thought they are.

Does anyone know if this website is satire?

THANK you. Furthermore I don't even have any twin siblings, so I'm the evil non-twin? Like, what?

And then you started seeing the twin, right?

That's where you come in.