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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. My mom's beliefs about sex and nudity border on puritanical, so yes. Also myself. All about the laptop. I like the nipples appearing bigger than grains of sand, thanks.
  2. @Kudasai
  3. A perverted ghost.
  4. From what I could gather from the video that was I watching (not one of Jenna's own videos) is that some new fans went through some of her old videos and called her out about being un-PC and Jenna felt that she had come a long way since she started but she didn't want to keep "hurting people" in this way, blah blah blah... something about cancel culture. If you care, this is the video I watched:
  5. Last night I just learned that Jenna Marbles left the Internet. I'm not much for youtube.
  6. Usually people do that in the summer, not in the cold months.
  7. But on the old boards so often a post was often no more than a "😆" which doesn't contribute much, so the like button replaces those posts.
  8. Every reality show needs its villain.
  9. Has anyone said Porn yet? I don't want to look back through this thread.
  10. Fuckin' A. I have mad respect for people who play multiple instruments, and you're on four right now, not including the one from your youth you didn't keep up on. Right on. I've played guitar since 1996 I think. I would love to play multiple instruments, but I'm too lazy to start over from square 1 on another instrument. I actually started to learn the recorder around 2015 or 2016, but the guy that was doing the online lessons that I liked kinda stopped putting videos out suddenly and I couldn't find any other online lessons I liked, so I gave up. I still play the guitar though.
  11. I've never had any deaf CUSTOMERS, but when I was very new to my current job, I needed some help putting a wrist-strap on a handheld scanner, I just went to the person at the next station over for help. He happened to be deaf (didn't know that before I asked him for help), but he knew exactly what I needed and helped me out with no problem.
  12. Are there any millennials left young enough to trick or treat? I'm 37 for god's sake.
  13. Alright, I'll bite, what did he mean? I'm assuming getting tired of vanilla sex so seeking something more thrilling, but I guess even threesomes are too vanilla and more of the same for him?
  14. Sure why not I'll nut on the back of his head, that'll count as me having some kind of sexual experience with a partner at last.
  15. Do they call urinals a "urinis / urinus / urinas" in Canada, or is that just some weird shit they made up to couple with "torlet"? Because i can see people calling a toilet a torlet but who the fucking hell would say urinus instead of urinal? That's not an accent, that's purposely changing the fucking word to something else entirely. "The nine planets of the solar system are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto." "Not so fast, Johnny... Pluto was demoted to dwarf planet a number of years ago.... also uranus is not a planet, it is something you pee in."
  16. The old adage "The more you know, the more you realize you don't know," applies REALLY well to computers.
  17. It was bound to happen. Psy was a one-hit-wonder.
  18. Paying to sit in a closet and jack off watching two women having sex with each other would still make me a virgin, but ok.
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