Do they call urinals a "urinis / urinus / urinas" in Canada, or is that just some weird shit they made up to couple with "torlet"? Because i can see people calling a toilet a torlet but who the fucking hell would say urinus instead of urinal? That's not an accent, that's purposely changing the fucking word to something else entirely.
"The nine planets of the solar system are Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto."
"Not so fast, Johnny... Pluto was demoted to dwarf planet a number of years ago.... also uranus is not a planet, it is something you pee in."