Doom Metal Alchemist

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That's some squirrel racist shit.

It looks kinda like it's gonna get up and dance, doesn't it?

I don't know what "SFH" is but wouldn't it be great for the pic if it said SMFH? Oh, duh. lol

My cousin married a guy with the same name as her brother. For an added twist, before they all grew up, her brother hung out with the two of them a lot. I think I could do it, as I have no sisters, and my mom is just "mom" to me, not her actual name.

Ok, so this is the best I can think of so far: In the two bands I've been in lately, we've created group text messages for the whole band that we always use to communicate band business with each other. At one point, me and one other member were unemployed, one member was barely employed, and the other member had to get up for work early every day and do manual labor. Late one night me and the other unemployed member were texting each other about band stuff and the employed one suddenly interjected "IT'S 3:00 AM, ARE YOU GUYS ON DRUGS????" so I apologized and we stopped texting for the night. The next band practice we were laughing about it, and I was like, "If you don't want your phone bothering you while you're sleeping, why don't you just silence it or turn it off? That's what I do." He said what if there's an emergency. I asked what emergency would happen late at night considering at the time he was not in a relationship, his kids are all grown and on their own, and I believe both of his parents are passed too. He said, "what if a friend is too drunk to drive home and he needs me to give him a ride?" Eh.

FOR GOD'S SAKE CAN'T WE JUST CUDDLE? PLEASE!

Bob Rivers, all the time.

Actually I think a much more realistic caption to this would be "Ozzy Osbourne asks John Lennon to sign his autograph book." Ozzy is, and always has been, a Beatles fanatic. The problem with that though is Ozzy didn't start dressing like that until well after Lennon was killed.

I do, it was a funny movie.

I mean to be fair there wasn't anything metal about Ozzy until 1969... but still funny. When was Helter Skelter written? Some people point that as being the very first ever heavy metal song.

Poof turned it back.

Greece has some wonderful heavy metal.

I don't know if you mean you didn't want to play because you were on hard drugs, or if being on hard drugs made you feel like just making up excuses for the hell of it.

If my back was against the wall with my teacher threatening to give me a 0 I probably would have. But to avoid that that's exactly why I turned to the page myself and pointed at the passage with my finger while holding the book up to her, lol.

What if they snapped the pic while cooking but didn't post it until it was done cooking?

And even if she's right, four days implies you would have no less than one work day any given week (possibly more) that you have kimchi where you're constantly farting in front of everyone and pissing them all off.

[insert dbz "y tho?" pic here]

He literally said he fishes. Well, maybe not LITERALLY literally, but he literally said he eats animals he kills and immediately after he said he eats a lot of fish. It's not hard to put 2 + 2 together.

I've got a funny story about reading Clive Barker.... During my senior year of high school, one guy in my class liked to do his book reports on horror and stuff like that. I was getting sick of raiding my dad's bookshelves for reading material, because, although I found a good amount of stuff I liked, I ran out of things that looked appealing to me. Wanting to try something different I go to the book store and try some things I never read before, including fantasy and horror. I came in knowing literally nothing about the horror genre other than Stephen King is the most famous horror author. I didn't get any Stephen King because I felt I probably wasn't ready. I picked up Books of Blood by Clive Barker because I liked the title of the book, not knowing who the hell Clive Barker is. Now, one of the rules of that class was you can't do reports on anthologies, the book has to be one continuous story. I didn't realize Books of Blood was an anthology made of of several (short?) stories. When I got to the second "book" which I thought was the second chapter, all the characters and setting from the first "chapter" were completely replaced in the second chapter. That didn't tip me off, because the author of Beast (also the author of Jaws, but I never read Jaws) as well as Michael Crichton wrote introductory chapters where all the characters and settings would be completely done away with starting with the second chapter. So in Books of Blood, when I got to the third chapter, and all the characters and setting and plot were once again replaced completely, that's when I figured out this was an anthology. But it was too late for me to pick another book, I'd never finish a long enough book in time to do my report by the due date. So when I do the report, I just mention my favorite "book," one where a dude is held captive and completely emotionally tortured and driven completely insane by this other dude. The dude that becomes insane makes best "friends" with an axe and kills his torturer with glee with said axe, not really realizing the gravity of the situation, in his mind he was just having tons of fun with his new best friend, the axe. So I talk about that in front of the class. What my teacher would do, to make sure we read the whole book and weren't faking shit, she'd flip to a page of our book and ask a question about it. Unfortunately, she asked something specific about a different "book" so I had to come clean and tell her the book was an anthology and i explained I didn't realize it until it was too late to start another book due to what I read with Beast and Michael Crichton books. So she understood and said if I can answer the question, she will give me full points. But boy, did she ever pick the WRONG question for me to answer in front of the whole class. I can't remember what the question was, but I sure as fuck remember what the honest to god answer was: He and she have sex and her monster vagina completely swallows him up and he dies happily in ecstasy. So that being the answer, I told her I can't say in front of the class, and so of course accusations of cheating are being thrown around. She asked me why I can't say and I said it's very inappropriate for class (remember, this was high school, not college). So I showed her in the book where the passage was, and she said something to the effect of "Oh. Well, that's not very surprising for Clive Barker." And she said good job and the next person to come up. My classmates were not happy I did not answer the question aloud and assumed she was letting me cheat. Some students however, I think knew I was telling the teacher the truth and just wanted to know what was so dirty that I couldn't say in class so I told some of them at break about the dude being happily eaten by his wife's monster vagina.

^^^ I think you misread what I wrote quite a while back in this conversation.

To me it looks like they snapped a pic while it was still cooking. "Happy Thanksgiving y'all" does not really imply the food is done, just that it's for Thanksgiving. After all, it appears all that food is still on the stove, not a kitchen table or counter.

I'm so confused.... if it was stolen BEFORE you started storing vintage games in your truck.... does that mean you got another one and stored it in your truck? And if so, why would you have to tell me about it being stolen?

Fuck you and your god awful fan fiction.

Fuck Sesshomaru, like you said, they hate each other, and since he has no other family, he should be with Kagome and her family. Also Sesshomaru has Jaken and Rin to share the holidays with.