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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. Sounds awesome! Glad you've found a guy you're really into that's (probably) really into you too... Male weebs love female weebs, believe you me. Likes metal... plays guitar... likes anime... has long hair.... It's almost as if I actually might not have a whole lot of trouble finding a woman if I actually grew a pair.... Then again you said you really like his big arms... My arms are spaghetti noodles.
  2. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Cassandra Peterson is infinitely hotter as herself than as Elvira. Check out this pic of her on her wiki page: This pic was taken when she was mere months away from age 60. Jesus fuck.
  3. Bride of Frankenstein I guess?
  4. I'm all like, "I can't tell anyone I'm a college graduate, they'll kick me out (of high school)." Why did I need to graduate again? I don't fucking know. The subconscious, man.
  5. I'm always an adult in my dreams. Even when the circumstances of the dream dictate I should not be. Like once I was an adult in fucking Kindergarten again. Usually it's high school again, but goddamn it one time it was kindergarten.
  6. I would 100% NOT pay, but I don't bet in the first place so I'm not a dick....
  7. @SwimModSponges is trying to start a cult too.
  8. I was 21 when I joined. 37 now.
  9. I prefer Nus.
  10. I remember you!
  11. Join me in being Pizza the Hutt, poof.
  12. 5. 1. 1. 1 Untitled_1#04.1 1 4. 0. 0. 0
  13. He literally just said he's not able to smoke, which is why he was asking about edibles.
  14. BEAT 'EM AND EAT 'EM It takes a special kind of pervert to make games about rape and masturbation with such fucking primitive graphics technology. They couldn't possibly have found that shit erotic, could they?
  15. As someone who doesn't do anything of the sort..... Cannabis is cannabis. 4:20 away with your edibles.
  16. My porn is very, very vanilla. But still, if you think about it.... A BJ is sucking cum out of a hole, right????
  17. Early 70s heavy rock / proto-metal from Iceland. @Poof
  18. Because I wasn't sure if that's what you meant, or if there was some reference to peanut butter cookies I didn't remember.
  19. ................Isn't that a BJ?
  20. Until this thread, right? OH I GET IT because you thought Kudasai was me because of the Frog avatar. I'm a little slow sometimes.
  21. The Village. Quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. But I don't seek out bad movies, so, eh.
  22. The Karate Kid remake with Jaden Smith. I nerd rage that it has "Karate" in the title but it's about Kung Fu. Either should've picked someone else to be the teacher or else called it The Kung Fu Kid or something.
  23. Really? No one? Ok.... ANY STAR WARS OUTSIDE OF THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY.
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