Doom Metal Alchemist

@Raptorpat seriously we need a shocked react.

Damn, I don't know how, but all those excepting the one at the bottom with Santa yelling at the reindeer seem unfamiliar to me. Oh wait, I also recognize the one about Ginger rolling in something stinky.

Better quality paint might be toxic.

Nice. I'm not much of a Ghostbusters fan, but that shirt looks cool due to the proton energy/electricity whatever surrounding the classic logo. My dad got me a bunch of scratch-off tickets, won 10 bucks and a free ticket with them. We haven't exchanged gifts for some years, I wasn't expecting him to get me and my mom anything, but surprise, surprise. I only got gifts for my 2 nieces and 2 nephews, so I didn't expect anything.

OMG I love those cookies. My grandma used to make those all the time. Yesterday my parents made a bunch of chocolate chip cookies.

I don't care about any iteration of Dragonball, but even I can see taking that show's universe and putting it into a current day Earth high school scenario is not a good idea, lol.

The funny thing about that one though is like it wasn't universally reviled like Super Mario Bros or Dragonball Evolution, instead literally no one cared. As soon as it came out, I never heard about it from anyone again, basically.

I think they made a live action Double Dragon movie when I was in high school (never saw it). Maybe it would funny to corporate bits about horrible video game to movie adaptations in your act. Although now that I think about it, that would be REAL niche, so you should probably ignore what I just said.

Good, I'm glad I can laugh at you and not feel bad. You look less of a feminine man and more like a dog/human hybrid.

That's not a hairstyle you see a man rock every day. Even us longhairs.

It's like that American Dad episode where Roger and Steve try to write 'modern' porn for that one guy. Instead of the pizza guy, he's the Door Dash guy.

I could've sworn your reg date was 2004.

C'mon man, you know that Friends money bought them a whole lotta toys, electronics, luxury cars, private schooling, and elite college educations.

Stole this from my dad:

The difference between the rich and the "normies" and/or the poor is not that the rich don't eat fast food; it's that the rich don't have to order from the dollar menu.

What the FBI agent doesn't know is that Billy meant to type "the rapists near me" but he missed the spacebar.

I wish it was signed "Sal Ted Balls."

What popular comedian is really a hack?

Only if they ask you to.

Eh, disagree. Even though I haven't seen what Mark Maron looks like in a long time, and my memory of him is when he still had longish hair, you still don't look like Mark Maron if I chop his hair off in my mind. But a pic of you doing stand-up is always welcome. There where was a point in my life I kinda wanted to do stand-up... but I'm not funny.

"Treat others as you wish to be treated."

He should try learning Dhalsim's yoga techniques.

Dinner with parents.

We all know mayonnaise is not a religion, but rather an instrument.

.....Did you think And was his middle name?