Doom Metal Alchemist

You ever watch Adult Swim with disco?

Don't forget to vent your ruptured spleen!

Is amazon too obvious? 😝 Sometimes books sold by the marketplace third-party sellers can be pretty cheap. Might be beat to hell, but the point is just for having people having something to read while they wait, not for them to actually own the books, so may be a good bet.

I don't know, I would think doing drugs would make me LESS likely to be a virgin, but whatever. Oh, now I think I get what you mean.... what am I doing with my time if I'm not doing drugs.... Gotcha.

lol, I don't play videogames anymore and haven't for a long time, but this gives me memories of junior high P.E. dodgeball. Seventh graders vs. eighth graders as always. I was the last standing of the seventh graders, because all I was doing was hiding in the back and dodging any balls that came my way. I soon found myself alone on my side, with only one dude left on the eighth grade team, a big dude that threw hard. He was the last man standing on his team because he was good, the opposite why I was the last man standing on mine. So he would throw all five or so dodgeballs at me, and they would all miss, which left me with all of them, which led me with no choice but to really, really, poorly attempt to throw them back at him (to say I threw like a girl would be an insult to girls everywhere). After this sequence happening a couple times, I heard some annoyed shouts that I need to CATCH this guy's throws in order to end the damn game. I was not even the slightest bit confident that I could, but I knew they were right. The game will never end if don't try. So try I did. And I caught his throw. Which resulted in him being out, and I won it for my team. The dude was pissed.

Points for the punchline being very unexpected.

Not long ago, my cousin posted I guess an inspirational message kind of "meme" about when its that time for your beloved dog. It was worded something like, "When it is my time to cross the rainbow bridge..." etc and I was like, what? I thought it was "All dogs go to heaven" not "All dogs go to Valhalla." I can only imagine a doggie warrior being slain in battle by a kittie warrior, to be taken away by a singing female dog with wings to a great hall and feast on large amounts of t-bone steaks, go back into battle with the kitties, rinse, repeat.

@Poof

Not that buddy hasn't named a bunch of legit non-princes, but as I recall Aladdin pretended to be a prince to snag Princess Jasmine, so in Jasmine's eyes he was a prince.

Not even a smirk.

DND can be hit or miss depending on how the DM is running the campaign. Too much RP is kinda boring for me. Dungeon crawling is where its at.

So why hate the Steelers?

What's your team? Did you change teams when you moved to Cali or did you retain loyalty to the team you liked when you were in Omaha?

Well yeah but that's not what I got out of that last post.

People celebrate their favorite teams all year round.

Looks like wherever that is is celebrating St. Patty's Day a little early.

All I remember him is sampling Led Zeppelin and then playing that song with Jimmy Page on SNL. Nope, I lied. I also remember his tribute to Biggy where he sampled The Police.

Ouch.

Didn't even smirk.

Please tell me it was the Geico Gecko.

New superhero, Banana Poof.

Wouldn't that be the PRIOR generation?

Cue the "I read the whole thing..." macro from ASMB.

Ok, a People's Liberation Army bat sounds interesting...