Doom Metal Alchemist

Do we really have to go over the semantics of what constitutes "fiction"? Whenever Bouvre posts her published works here, is there any question as to whether what she wrote actually happened in real life or is it just assumed she's telling a story? By the same token, does this make her a liar?

It's not though because fiction authors don't claim their stories to be true.

Says literally ever religious leader ever.

Now THIS was a good joke.

Jesus Christ, how old were you? I was 16. Though I was also a loser nerd, so partying, doing drugs, and fucking were all (and still are) foreign concepts to me.

I can think of twice. One time I got sick at school and when I was convulsing from puking, I also shit my pants, which I didn't realize until I went to a toilet and took off my pants and hey my underwear's all brown. Oops. Once I was at work pissing at a urinal, and trusted a fart, and the fart let me down.

And Kagome.

Millennials are the people of the generation, we called the event itself "the new millennium."

Hey, Black Sabbath's Geezer Butler was a guitarist that switched to bass. All hope is not lost!

*psst*

I don't know if it just depends on the school, but you definitely can. My undergrad was in IT, and for a while I was in a Master's program in psychology (big mistake). One of my computer science professors predictably had his master's in computer science, but his undergrad was economics.

I hated the book, and hated the movie even more (the one with Robert Redford, haven't seen the one with Leo DiCaprio).

I got both doses of the same one he did and both times I woke up the next day with a really sore arm. So far that's the only side effect I've had.

I believe I remember you.

Um...... ok. That's the only response I have to that. Two more letters than Ghostrek's form letter response.

I used the motivations for all the service industries I could think of. Bank tellers would want to make repeat customers and upsell them for sure.

Are you gonna recognize her in a different club?

I don't know about the hopping, but if a female working in the service / retail / food industries aren't smiling 100% of the time they are talking to any given customer, they aren't doing their job to their manager's expectations. Also sometimes they're flirty in an effort to create a repeat customer / upsell / get tips.

I'm sure she won't have a problem finding another club to dance at.

Man, and here I thought Chicago Style was deep dish.