Doom Metal Alchemist

I don't know if you're 100% serious about calling them panic attacks or if you're using hyperbole. If serious, do you have health insurance? Therapy and medication can do wonders for panic attacks, I know first hand. If hyperbole, the more you immerse yourself in these situations, the easier it gets and the less nervous you'll be.

I'm not even sure what it is you're trying to encourage me to do here... get a woman to ask me out?

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Also buddy I'm kinda miffed you think what I said stems out of hope for me not having to shoot my shot rather than a place of real empathy for jackie.

Nope. I have never once in my 37 years of life on this planet been asked out by a woman. I'm not super hot or some prize in status or wealth either, so no super motivation for a woman to make the first move on me even she is interested. Plus that whole "waited too long to make a move" thing has happened to me multiple times. I never count on the woman to make the first move, regardless of how hard it is for me to do it, and this doesn't change things.

I am really proud of you for going for it, it's definitely a hard thing to do when you don't have much experience doing it (assuming you don't) and rejection does hurt but all I can say is all you can do is get back on that horse and not let it discourage you from trying again in the future. However I'm not sure how common it is for women to ask out men these days, but on the other hand some of us men (like me) are so scared to death of being rejected that we might not make a move on a woman we really like.

Congratulations on asking him out. Sucks about the response, but hopefully you can put him behind you now.

Apparently you were scarier.

Maybe the radiation will turn you into some kind of Dick Man super hero!

I always fall asleep watching TV. Sometimes whatever show's on does invade my dreams though.

Or his drug. (Is speed amphetamines? I'm just gonna guess it is)

Actually I found that very informative. And lol if you still think I was trying to "correct" you about the pay pig thing. See, here's how a lot of my replies like that are meant to be taken: "Oh, that's what you thought of? I thought of this other thing. Isn't it funny how we thought of two different things about the same post?" I don't know how sharing my thoughts about the same subject is correcting you, but ok.

"Either way?" Like, if you kill me, your suffering will come to an end?

Since you already listed me as the one to do the killing, deal.

Tampax is the name of the company that makes Tampons. Maybe Tampax was founded in Tampa or the founder is from Tampa.

Was adult Yoda a gremlin?

My first instinct was Slimer.

Since he's a PhD student, I dub him Smarty-Pants.

Guys. It's about the 'P' on the coffee mug.

Can I offer some constructive criticism / editing? ^^^^^

I know that is a Pink Floyd song, what I was asking is do you use this Pink Floyd song as one of your hymns?

I gotta be honest, I never in a million years thought I'd ever hear / see someone say that.

Is this a hymn you sing in your, uh.... worship sessions.... whatever you may call your religion's equivalent to going to church?

And people denounce putting ketchup on hot dogs... yeesh.

Does that mean no ED pills were used?