Doom Metal Alchemist

Not long ago, my cousin posted I guess an inspirational message kind of "meme" about when its that time for your beloved dog. It was worded something like, "When it is my time to cross the rainbow bridge..." etc and I was like, what? I thought it was "All dogs go to heaven" not "All dogs go to Valhalla." I can only imagine a doggie warrior being slain in battle by a kittie warrior, to be taken away by a singing female dog with wings to a great hall and feast on large amounts of t-bone steaks, go back into battle with the kitties, rinse, repeat.

@Poof

Not that buddy hasn't named a bunch of legit non-princes, but as I recall Aladdin pretended to be a prince to snag Princess Jasmine, so in Jasmine's eyes he was a prince.

Not even a smirk.

DND can be hit or miss depending on how the DM is running the campaign. Too much RP is kinda boring for me. Dungeon crawling is where its at.

So why hate the Steelers?

What's your team? Did you change teams when you moved to Cali or did you retain loyalty to the team you liked when you were in Omaha?

Well yeah but that's not what I got out of that last post.

People celebrate their favorite teams all year round.

Looks like wherever that is is celebrating St. Patty's Day a little early.

All I remember him is sampling Led Zeppelin and then playing that song with Jimmy Page on SNL. Nope, I lied. I also remember his tribute to Biggy where he sampled The Police.

Ouch.

Didn't even smirk.

Please tell me it was the Geico Gecko.

New superhero, Banana Poof.

Wouldn't that be the PRIOR generation?

Cue the "I read the whole thing..." macro from ASMB.

Ok, a People's Liberation Army bat sounds interesting...

What's PLA?

I hope he yelled, "STAND BACK, I HAVE COVID, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO COUGH ALL OVER YOU."

When did this whole calling people Boss thing start? No one in my entire life ever called me boss, and then starting maybe in 2019 literally everyone on the planet who doesn't know my name calls me Boss. The vast majority of the time I'm acquainted with someone they refer to me by my name, but occasionally I'll get a "thanks, boss" or something from someone I know.... but if someone doesn't know my name, there is a 110% chance they will call me Boss.

Ginguy would disagree with a bat having anything to do with it.

WTF ninja and WTF whaler uses arrows?

Then you're a bird.