Doom Metal Alchemist

This had me laughing out loud at work. Anyone that's been in any sort of rock band can probably relate, especially if you played either a) drums or b) any stringed instrument.

I laughed at the picture representing buddy. And I laughed again right after at.... live action Popeye????

Other than Reba, I had no idea any of those other musicians had shows. I hear Snoop Dogg has a game show on TBS. Unless it's been canceled. Oh and let us not forget Flavor of Love. And all of its copy cats (like Rock of Love, for example). Brandy had a show too way back when.

I wholly agree.... and even in the early Internet porn age, it fucking drove me crazy (not in a good way) when the only sound in the video was music. This was probably a lot more common in solo vids, as I never watched hardcore back then, but when I'm jacking to a chick putting on a show for me/the camera, I want to listen to her talk, or moan, or even just breathe, I don't want to hear fucking music. Reading the bit I highlighted was so unexpected it made me snort a little snot out my nose in laughter. 😂 I think I have mentioned this before, but I will always remember in one Real Sex episode there was a real cute redhead with really big natural boobs, and her hubby had hair that made him look like he could've been in Black Sabbath in the early 90s. 90s Sabbath pic for reference:

The existence of this thread just seems needlessly mean.

People don't want the majority of a fairy tale, they just want the "and they lived happily ever after" part.

"I am no longer satisfied that my greatest accomplishment in life was four touchdowns in a single game. Now I need the belt."

Happy birthday!

Happy belated birthday!

Hard not to assume you were among the unasking eyes and Homer pouring bleach in his eyes didn't represent you, lol.

If memory serves, you basically freaking said "hey, here's sponges' diseased asshole", then under the text posted not one, but two spoilers. My usual click-every-single-spoiler-regardless-of-context ass didn't click it, so if Pooh did, I say that's on her. You gave us more than fair warning.

Oops I misread your post. I thought you said, "I was cross-eyed so I think so." I gotta go to bed.

Oh. Then who was the kid you posted?

Wait that's not the kid I was thinking of. Hold on.

Because of the text I see the pics of young you and think of the kid from the movie Problem Child.

Could be Republican asymptomatic / pre-symptomatic carriers.

The clear party division is a hell of a coincidence.... but the masks are supposed to be more effective on those who have it to keep from spreading rather than being more effective for the ones who don't have it to be protected. So wear a mask even if your OWN mask doesn't benefit YOU specifically much, because we're all in this together, and if we all do this it will spread a hell of a lot less. Oh yeah also "Well I feel fine so I'm not sick, so why do I need to wear it?" You could be infected but not showing symptoms YET, or you could be an asymptomatic carrier, basically you may have it and not know it and can spread to other people with you none the wiser.

Good point. But even then, taking out the contractions would be improper citing so the meme in question still not a good strategy for that.

I mean, technically you're not supposed to use contractions in essays anyway, because it's considered "not academic." In my high school and college English classes you'd get docked points for contractions like "I'm."

I gotta wonder what he thinks the people were gonna do with zip ties while storming the capitol.

I don't know if you're 100% serious about calling them panic attacks or if you're using hyperbole. If serious, do you have health insurance? Therapy and medication can do wonders for panic attacks, I know first hand. If hyperbole, the more you immerse yourself in these situations, the easier it gets and the less nervous you'll be.

I'm not even sure what it is you're trying to encourage me to do here... get a woman to ask me out?

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