March 15: My birthday. All I did that day was go to work. It sucked.
March 17: St. Patrick's Day. All I did that day was go to work. Best day all week.
Are you the one that made that comment like [paraphrasing], "Wait, you don't play videogames, and you're a virgin.... and you don't do drugs?" That's funny those are all three of your distractions.