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Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. More importantly, I can name his song.
  2. Wouldn't it be a snangel? Snagel sounds like a snow bagel.
  3. Since it was a cat name, Furry Monster. Or Furry Meower.
  4. It's "ruffer" (lol) to get to the spacebar, but you can do it without thumbs.
  5. Should've used an image when he's being electrocuted in Earnest Goes to Jail.
  6. Hey, banana bread rules. Don't know if it would work as part of a sandwich, but banana bread by itself is great.
  7. A. That's not every day attire. B. The color matches the landscape of what we think of when we think of Egypt.
  8. I know the joke is really played out by this point, but maybe a for-men themed Panera Bread named Pantera Bread would be a really good idea.
  9. Thank you, I'll have to read up on this.
  10. Even after he linked to it I still didn't recognize it or know what it means.
  11. Is that you? I'm trying and failing to read what it says.... wondering if its sports related or college related.
  12. Ok good, I thought maybe Armageddon was happening.
  13. The Scotch Mist episode was downright epic.
  14. Are you still in California?????
  15. Holy shit, how did I not notice that about Morty? At least 4 that's been on Adult Swim.
  16. Mighty Boosh was ok, Garth Merenghi's Dark Place was awesome, the rest of the British shows were terrible.
  17. The weeds will keep growing and growing though.... If your yard's gonna look like shit, may as well be a kind of shit that doesn't need maintaining.
  18. But it doesn't need mowing! 😁
  19. .....I'm not convinced I want to see a Superbad with adult characters that aren't cops.
  20. Even better still. She can go scorched earth and then do what I said and just put fake turf down. 🤪
  21. I'm pretty sure the reason I joined ASMB was to request they bring Reign: The Conquerer (yeah, you read that right) and Lupin III back to the line up.
  22. Even better, the miniature gets to pull weeds.
  23. Same. As well as a bevy of other sexual / sensual pleasures that one usually experiences by ages 10 - 15. I've never been fired. I've been "let go" when I was working at a start up business that was not getting off the ground, other than that all of my other former jobs I've quit from. Don't think I've ever won first place in any contest. I have placed though! Never hit a home run. Honestly probably literally the only times I've ever reached base (rare occasions which they were) was on grounders that somehow found holes in the infield. Similarly I've never caught a fly ball. Never palmed a basketball. I have baby hands. Never done any recreational drugs (other than alcohol). Never smoked a cigarette either. Never played any kind of MMORPG (are those still popular?) Never experienced Pokemon in any capacity other than it being on my TV when I woke up from having fallen asleep while watching AS. Oh, I guess also Pikachu's and Jigglypuff's involvement in Super Smash Bros., if that counts... Never broken a bone. Never had a tooth pulled. I don't THINK i've had stitches... Never been to another country, but I'm guessing that's common. Even though I have a bachelor's degree, I never experienced spring break beyond just not going to class for the designated week. Even though I've skied plenty, I've never snowboarded. Similarly I've never skateboarded, because any time I attempted I would fall off in 0.00000000000005 seconds. I have ice skated a couple times though. Never played ice hockey. I've played hockey on roller blades and on foot, but never on ice, despite having ice skated a couple times. Never dove into a body of water. I've swam and cannonballed into bodies of water countless times, but I just could never manage the dive. I have some kind of mental block about not wanting to let my feet go above my head for some reason. Never owned a pet. My brother briefly owned a couple rabbits that I had nothing to do with, and my parents currently have an outdoor cat that I have nothing to do with (she's such a sweety though, I wish she was an indoor cat).
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