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Remember "Stuck on you?"
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to SwimModSponges's topic in Movies & Television
I do, it was a funny movie. -
I mean to be fair there wasn't anything metal about Ozzy until 1969... but still funny. When was Helter Skelter written? Some people point that as being the very first ever heavy metal song.
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Thanksgiving may be ruined by my vegan sister
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Poof's topic in Free-For-All
Poof turned it back. -
Greece has some wonderful heavy metal.
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I don't know if you mean you didn't want to play because you were on hard drugs, or if being on hard drugs made you feel like just making up excuses for the hell of it.
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If my back was against the wall with my teacher threatening to give me a 0 I probably would have. But to avoid that that's exactly why I turned to the page myself and pointed at the passage with my finger while holding the book up to her, lol.
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If you could permaban one Thanksgiving dish what would it be?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Kudasai's topic in Free-For-All
What if they snapped the pic while cooking but didn't post it until it was done cooking? -
And even if she's right, four days implies you would have no less than one work day any given week (possibly more) that you have kimchi where you're constantly farting in front of everyone and pissing them all off.
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[insert dbz "y tho?" pic here]
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Thanksgiving may be ruined by my vegan sister
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Poof's topic in Free-For-All
He literally said he fishes. Well, maybe not LITERALLY literally, but he literally said he eats animals he kills and immediately after he said he eats a lot of fish. It's not hard to put 2 + 2 together. -
I've got a funny story about reading Clive Barker.... During my senior year of high school, one guy in my class liked to do his book reports on horror and stuff like that. I was getting sick of raiding my dad's bookshelves for reading material, because, although I found a good amount of stuff I liked, I ran out of things that looked appealing to me. Wanting to try something different I go to the book store and try some things I never read before, including fantasy and horror. I came in knowing literally nothing about the horror genre other than Stephen King is the most famous horror author. I didn't get any Stephen King because I felt I probably wasn't ready. I picked up Books of Blood by Clive Barker because I liked the title of the book, not knowing who the hell Clive Barker is. Now, one of the rules of that class was you can't do reports on anthologies, the book has to be one continuous story. I didn't realize Books of Blood was an anthology made of of several (short?) stories. When I got to the second "book" which I thought was the second chapter, all the characters and setting from the first "chapter" were completely replaced in the second chapter. That didn't tip me off, because the author of Beast (also the author of Jaws, but I never read Jaws) as well as Michael Crichton wrote introductory chapters where all the characters and settings would be completely done away with starting with the second chapter. So in Books of Blood, when I got to the third chapter, and all the characters and setting and plot were once again replaced completely, that's when I figured out this was an anthology. But it was too late for me to pick another book, I'd never finish a long enough book in time to do my report by the due date. So when I do the report, I just mention my favorite "book," one where a dude is held captive and completely emotionally tortured and driven completely insane by this other dude. The dude that becomes insane makes best "friends" with an axe and kills his torturer with glee with said axe, not really realizing the gravity of the situation, in his mind he was just having tons of fun with his new best friend, the axe. So I talk about that in front of the class. What my teacher would do, to make sure we read the whole book and weren't faking shit, she'd flip to a page of our book and ask a question about it. Unfortunately, she asked something specific about a different "book" so I had to come clean and tell her the book was an anthology and i explained I didn't realize it until it was too late to start another book due to what I read with Beast and Michael Crichton books. So she understood and said if I can answer the question, she will give me full points. But boy, did she ever pick the WRONG question for me to answer in front of the whole class. I can't remember what the question was, but I sure as fuck remember what the honest to god answer was: He and she have sex and her monster vagina completely swallows him up and he dies happily in ecstasy. So that being the answer, I told her I can't say in front of the class, and so of course accusations of cheating are being thrown around. She asked me why I can't say and I said it's very inappropriate for class (remember, this was high school, not college). So I showed her in the book where the passage was, and she said something to the effect of "Oh. Well, that's not very surprising for Clive Barker." And she said good job and the next person to come up. My classmates were not happy I did not answer the question aloud and assumed she was letting me cheat. Some students however, I think knew I was telling the teacher the truth and just wanted to know what was so dirty that I couldn't say in class so I told some of them at break about the dude being happily eaten by his wife's monster vagina.
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^^^ I think you misread what I wrote quite a while back in this conversation.
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If you could permaban one Thanksgiving dish what would it be?
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to Kudasai's topic in Free-For-All
To me it looks like they snapped a pic while it was still cooking. "Happy Thanksgiving y'all" does not really imply the food is done, just that it's for Thanksgiving. After all, it appears all that food is still on the stove, not a kitchen table or counter. -
I'm so confused.... if it was stolen BEFORE you started storing vintage games in your truck.... does that mean you got another one and stored it in your truck? And if so, why would you have to tell me about it being stolen?
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Fuck you and your god awful fan fiction.
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Fuck Sesshomaru, like you said, they hate each other, and since he has no other family, he should be with Kagome and her family. Also Sesshomaru has Jaken and Rin to share the holidays with.
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You ever heard of Beano? My dad takes it literally any time he eats chilli.
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What's wrong with Inuyasha and the person above him? And Inuyasha isn't with Kagome's family? WTF kinda of bf is he? For shame. He sleeps alone tonight. But is that Kaguya's little sister I see? I can't remember her name. I'm not even sure if Kaguya is the right name of who I am thinking of. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving!
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I could've sworn I kept pestering you to bust it out and you said you can't because it melted in the trunk.
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Stupid Question that May Actually Belong in the Food Thread
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to mthor's topic in Free-For-All
Ignoring everything I struck out, but I can definitely relate to corn on the cob being superior to off the cob. I'm assuming the reason is any time I have it off the cob is it's frozen while the on-the-cob corn isn't. -
No mention of the claws? Come on.
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Women only talk to me when they're drunk
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
I upvoted it because I relate to it. You're not the only 30+ year old virgin around here, you know. -
You deserve to get your retro consoles stolen after you let your NES melt in the car trunk.
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Stupid Question that May Actually Belong in the Food Thread
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to mthor's topic in Free-For-All
How long can you keep canned goods stored in the freezer anyway? -
So that job interview? Fuckin nailed it.
Doom Metal Alchemist replied to -Ninja_Jesus-'s topic in Free-For-All
Good job man! I loathe job interviews. If you have no beef working retail (it seems a lot of retail workers really hate working in that industry) sounds like you got a good gig.