Doom Metal Alchemist

That's awesome as fuck, dude!

Happy belated birthday!

Thanks guys.

Why learn them all when they're basically all the same? Also, I'm gonna name my first-born daughter Lydia.... and my second born-daughter Mixolydia.

I do, but I'm starting to get tired of it. 3 Busy Debras is actually a cool show when that comes on, but its not often.

Packard must be so jealous.

Touché, touché.... was it my post that compelled you to watch it right now (at the time of your post)?

Not THAT much later!

Hillary Clinton

SNL

AVGN

Are you the one that made that comment like [paraphrasing], "Wait, you don't play videogames, and you're a virgin.... and you don't do drugs?" That's funny those are all three of your distractions.

I'm glad I don't work from home. When I'm at work, I'm ready to work. When I'm at home, the very last fucking thing I want to do is work. There's so many distractions. TV, Internet, music, guitar.... This was a huge problem for me my last few years of college, I never wanted to do the homework, even though I had no problems wanting to go to class, pay attention, and do classwork.

I honestly can't tell if you're facepalming and using Jesus as an expletive, or you're making the joke that the + stands for Jesus Christ because it resembles a cross.

Your comment about Gapeto aside, the point of this thread was LOVE STORIES not involving princes, not just the whole movies themselves not involving princes.

He has never even once spelled any single word that ends - ight correctly. I"m just glad he stopped spelling "them" as "theme."

You ever watch Adult Swim with disco?

Don't forget to vent your ruptured spleen!

Is amazon too obvious? 😝 Sometimes books sold by the marketplace third-party sellers can be pretty cheap. Might be beat to hell, but the point is just for having people having something to read while they wait, not for them to actually own the books, so may be a good bet.

I don't know, I would think doing drugs would make me LESS likely to be a virgin, but whatever. Oh, now I think I get what you mean.... what am I doing with my time if I'm not doing drugs.... Gotcha.

lol, I don't play videogames anymore and haven't for a long time, but this gives me memories of junior high P.E. dodgeball. Seventh graders vs. eighth graders as always. I was the last standing of the seventh graders, because all I was doing was hiding in the back and dodging any balls that came my way. I soon found myself alone on my side, with only one dude left on the eighth grade team, a big dude that threw hard. He was the last man standing on his team because he was good, the opposite why I was the last man standing on mine. So he would throw all five or so dodgeballs at me, and they would all miss, which left me with all of them, which led me with no choice but to really, really, poorly attempt to throw them back at him (to say I threw like a girl would be an insult to girls everywhere). After this sequence happening a couple times, I heard some annoyed shouts that I need to CATCH this guy's throws in order to end the damn game. I was not even the slightest bit confident that I could, but I knew they were right. The game will never end if don't try. So try I did. And I caught his throw. Which resulted in him being out, and I won it for my team. The dude was pissed.

Points for the punchline being very unexpected.

Not long ago, my cousin posted I guess an inspirational message kind of "meme" about when its that time for your beloved dog. It was worded something like, "When it is my time to cross the rainbow bridge..." etc and I was like, what? I thought it was "All dogs go to heaven" not "All dogs go to Valhalla." I can only imagine a doggie warrior being slain in battle by a kittie warrior, to be taken away by a singing female dog with wings to a great hall and feast on large amounts of t-bone steaks, go back into battle with the kitties, rinse, repeat.

@Poof

Not that buddy hasn't named a bunch of legit non-princes, but as I recall Aladdin pretended to be a prince to snag Princess Jasmine, so in Jasmine's eyes he was a prince.