Doom Metal Alchemist

Anyone remember furniture porn? It seemed pretty popular for awhile, though I never saw the appeal.

I had an epiphany some time ago about this show. The show's inexplicable popularity and why you were on the edge of your seat.... The hella dramatic background music. No other game show I ever saw tried that with such dramatic background music to drum up a false sense of drama and intensity.

Congrats!

RIP

Big. That's it, just Big.

I believe we call them "chickie nuggies" now.

Oh dear god Popeye singing throughout a whole movie?

This thread is like way beyond the meanness he and others usually get around here.

I have not.

This had me laughing out loud at work. Anyone that's been in any sort of rock band can probably relate, especially if you played either a) drums or b) any stringed instrument.

I laughed at the picture representing buddy. And I laughed again right after at.... live action Popeye????

Other than Reba, I had no idea any of those other musicians had shows. I hear Snoop Dogg has a game show on TBS. Unless it's been canceled. Oh and let us not forget Flavor of Love. And all of its copy cats (like Rock of Love, for example). Brandy had a show too way back when.

I wholly agree.... and even in the early Internet porn age, it fucking drove me crazy (not in a good way) when the only sound in the video was music. This was probably a lot more common in solo vids, as I never watched hardcore back then, but when I'm jacking to a chick putting on a show for me/the camera, I want to listen to her talk, or moan, or even just breathe, I don't want to hear fucking music. Reading the bit I highlighted was so unexpected it made me snort a little snot out my nose in laughter. 😂 I think I have mentioned this before, but I will always remember in one Real Sex episode there was a real cute redhead with really big natural boobs, and her hubby had hair that made him look like he could've been in Black Sabbath in the early 90s. 90s Sabbath pic for reference:

The existence of this thread just seems needlessly mean.

People don't want the majority of a fairy tale, they just want the "and they lived happily ever after" part.

"I am no longer satisfied that my greatest accomplishment in life was four touchdowns in a single game. Now I need the belt."

Happy birthday!

Happy belated birthday!

Hard not to assume you were among the unasking eyes and Homer pouring bleach in his eyes didn't represent you, lol.

If memory serves, you basically freaking said "hey, here's sponges' diseased asshole", then under the text posted not one, but two spoilers. My usual click-every-single-spoiler-regardless-of-context ass didn't click it, so if Pooh did, I say that's on her. You gave us more than fair warning.

Oops I misread your post. I thought you said, "I was cross-eyed so I think so." I gotta go to bed.

Oh. Then who was the kid you posted?

Wait that's not the kid I was thinking of. Hold on.