Doom Metal Alchemist

Do you mean you use it as a condiment on sandwiches and such? Because that's perfectly fine. But if you mean like you just get a spoonful (or worse yet, dip your fingers in the jar) and just eat it like that....

I've never had indoor pets but from what I've read, that is normal, same with dogs. Maybe you should give it a taste of its own medicine and anytime you see it go to the litterbox, just sit right next to it and stare at it. "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, HUH?????"

Maybe a couple months ago I went to Little Caezer's and a woman standing outside the door asked me if she could have $2.00 to buy crazy bread (I have no fucking idea the cost of crazy bread as I don't care for it, but she specificed $2.00 and specified that it would be for crazy bread). My junkie detector went off the charts, but I decided not to tell her I didn't have it, since i was just about to go in there and get a pizza, so I just said, "no" in the most casual and friendly way I could muster, and literally nothing else, and went in. After I got my pizza, I went back to my car right outside the door waiting for my friend to get back from the 99 cent store in the same shopping center with the soda. The woman was still standing out there and I kinda felt bad, maybe she really is just hungry, maybe there's a kid at home she's desperately trying to feed... My mind went back to when my dad told me a long time ago he would always come across this homeless guy outside a McDonald's that would ask for money, and my dad would every time just buy him a burger instead, and the man was always grateful. So I considered going back and buying this woman some crazy bread and giving it to her instead of giving her the money, also instead of just ignoring her plight.... but I still knew there was a pretty good chance she was just a junkie and if I got her some crazy bread, got back in my car (not leaving because I'm still waiting for my friend) and if she remained there holding the bread still asking strangers for money I would be VERY pissed.... Because I've been suckered like that before.... so I just continued to do nothing.

When you routinely fall asleep to AS, Too Many Cooks is the most horrid thing to come on when trying to sleep but still awake.

Anyone remember furniture porn? It seemed pretty popular for awhile, though I never saw the appeal.

I had an epiphany some time ago about this show. The show's inexplicable popularity and why you were on the edge of your seat.... The hella dramatic background music. No other game show I ever saw tried that with such dramatic background music to drum up a false sense of drama and intensity.

Congrats!

RIP

Big. That's it, just Big.

I believe we call them "chickie nuggies" now.

Oh dear god Popeye singing throughout a whole movie?

This thread is like way beyond the meanness he and others usually get around here.

I have not.

This had me laughing out loud at work. Anyone that's been in any sort of rock band can probably relate, especially if you played either a) drums or b) any stringed instrument.

I laughed at the picture representing buddy. And I laughed again right after at.... live action Popeye????

Other than Reba, I had no idea any of those other musicians had shows. I hear Snoop Dogg has a game show on TBS. Unless it's been canceled. Oh and let us not forget Flavor of Love. And all of its copy cats (like Rock of Love, for example). Brandy had a show too way back when.

I wholly agree.... and even in the early Internet porn age, it fucking drove me crazy (not in a good way) when the only sound in the video was music. This was probably a lot more common in solo vids, as I never watched hardcore back then, but when I'm jacking to a chick putting on a show for me/the camera, I want to listen to her talk, or moan, or even just breathe, I don't want to hear fucking music. Reading the bit I highlighted was so unexpected it made me snort a little snot out my nose in laughter. 😂 I think I have mentioned this before, but I will always remember in one Real Sex episode there was a real cute redhead with really big natural boobs, and her hubby had hair that made him look like he could've been in Black Sabbath in the early 90s. 90s Sabbath pic for reference:

The existence of this thread just seems needlessly mean.

People don't want the majority of a fairy tale, they just want the "and they lived happily ever after" part.

"I am no longer satisfied that my greatest accomplishment in life was four touchdowns in a single game. Now I need the belt."

Happy birthday!

Happy belated birthday!

Oops I misread your post. I thought you said, "I was cross-eyed so I think so." I gotta go to bed.

Oh. Then who was the kid you posted?