Doom Metal Alchemist

Didn't even smirk.

Please tell me it was the Geico Gecko.

New superhero, Banana Poof.

Wouldn't that be the PRIOR generation?

Cue the "I read the whole thing..." macro from ASMB.

Ok, a People's Liberation Army bat sounds interesting...

What's PLA?

I hope he yelled, "STAND BACK, I HAVE COVID, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO COUGH ALL OVER YOU."

When did this whole calling people Boss thing start? No one in my entire life ever called me boss, and then starting maybe in 2019 literally everyone on the planet who doesn't know my name calls me Boss. The vast majority of the time I'm acquainted with someone they refer to me by my name, but occasionally I'll get a "thanks, boss" or something from someone I know.... but if someone doesn't know my name, there is a 110% chance they will call me Boss.

Ginguy would disagree with a bat having anything to do with it.

WTF ninja and WTF whaler uses arrows?

Then you're a bird.

Does that count for the mile high club, or does it have to be intercourse?

Maybe share it with Tony Hawk on twitter or something?

I guess, as the thread continued: So it looks like spaghetti was indeed involved, but I want to know how.

Buddy hates Steve Harvey though, so it doesn't seem likely he'd be telling people not to diss him.

1. Your posts range from good to great. Can't speak for the others, but they sure don't bother me. 2. If it makes you feel any better, I don't remember this story nor any sexual story involving spaghetti, and I really want to hear it now.

Oops? My last one didn't.

She's gonna look like Scar's brother (FMA).

A little music humor.

@jackiemarie90 based on some of your college related posts here, I think you need to see this:

You ever have to change your password literally every single time you try to log in to a particular site/app because you use it so infrequently you never remember the password, and this stupid bullshit requirement exists? The struggle is real.

That doesn't sound very secluded, unless you did your own tattoo.