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UnevenEdge

Doom Metal Alchemist

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  1. *considers suggesting she make sponges agree to do all shit shoveling* *considers she'll come back with just because he says he will doesn't mean he'll live up to it, and who's left to do it, because she wants it gone and he doesn't care?*
  2. No.... but you've made it abundantly clear on the boards that you are miserable in your current job....
  3. I think I would fear for poof's safety.
  4. SURELY you've seen on TV that pigeons are honest to god mobsters.
  5. But one measure isn't long enough to get the pianissimo - foritissimo (did I get that right) effect merely from moving the piano closer to the audience.
  6. Dude, don't rain on his parade. He needed to get out of his current job and he did.
  7. Then the hell you doing saying/implying I said pens could be food?
  8. For only one measure?
  9. I never said swallow. More like when someone would chew on a toothpick.
  10. I saw a funny ass meme on Cover Band Central involving 60s Spider-Man and the 7 modes while I was at work and wanted to post it here when I got home, but apparently I can only see their sponsored posts as I'm not a member of the group and can't just go down their wall.
  11. You have no idea how much sugar I eat. 😁 My job actually keeps me very active and thin though. The next time I switch jobs I'll most likely need a serious lifestyle change though.
  12. Not sure I ever heard of people eating guinea pigs. But why not, I guess.
  13. A little music humor: Don't think I've ever heard of pianist bullies though.... First time for everything I guess.
  14. That makes me think of the opening theme of Death Note.
  15. I wonder if geocities and angelfire are still around.
  16. Benji is not even close to the first person I heard the "oral fixation" explanation from. Also these ideas I'm just spit balling and literally asking you guys to tell me I'm stupid.
  17. No lie, I eat ice cream like three days a week every week.
  18. Some people do chew on pens/pencils as some kind of habit. If part of the appeal of smoking is the oral fixation (as benji said), trading one dumb vice that will probably kill you for another dumb vice that.... I have no idea if it can kill you.
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