Doom Metal Alchemist

I like the 42 foot TV myself.

Eat some more pills, pillhead. Anyway, that's a cool drawing.

Check the "edited" time stamp.

You never listen to the presidents of the United States of America? Not even Peaches????

@Raptorpat @katt_goddess Time to reinstate the perma.

This mofo's an 80s executive.

Interesting.... I saw in her stand-up she loves porn except for the inevitable facial at the end.

Step 1: Went on reality show about singing. Placed 4th. Step 2: Work really hard and make a career out of singing. Step 3: Go on another reality show about singing (or is it the same show but his second appearance?). Placed 2nd.

Is he amazing in Let's Make a Deal?

I honestly was not expecting that.

I've never cashiered, but I'm well versed in standing for 10 hours a day, so I can say it gets easier on your legs and feet the more you do it. Also invest in good shoes. And I don't mean dress shoes. Also I find the best way to take care of the legs and feet is find the right combination of standing and walking, as doing both the right amount is nowhere near as bad as doing one of them too much, even in the same time frame. Generally you can't decide to stand around if you need to be walking, but if you're standing around and your legs hurt, start walking around the area you need to be in. Just pace back and forth if you have to. Finally, if your legs get sore, do leg stretches when you get a moment.

I hate you with every fiber of my being.

Happy belated birthday!

At least you still have phone/tablet/computer to stream netflix/hulu/whatever. Though if you console game, you're not having much fun right now.

I'll bet just the pilot is obligated to stay there, like in a car crash the driver is the one who has to stay there.

Given the thread, obviously it's "plow." Or is that the 'go' word?

Clicked the link just to see what it is, I have no idea what it is, and don't care to watch to find out.

It's funny because it's true. Honestly, my life would've turned out WAY different (and WAY better) had the Internet not existed.

Those old godaddy.com commercials were on the verge....

Don't quit your job until you got something else lined up.

What was her reaction to that?

Happy birthday!

Think of it this way, he's on his way to be the next Jimmy Fallon.

Happy birthday!

Oof.