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ghostrek we have to play with your choppie woppies before you end times nut on your YouTube feed

@[classic swim] come get your boy.

By the time I finished reading this entirely, I forgot wtf the topic was to begin with. ...

While you’ve taken such meaningful time to hyper analyze my dump... it’s only taken one stray glance awhile back for me to see you made fun of another user for being in a wheelchair. Maybe dial the self-righteous bullshit back a few spaces.

I think you should spend less time watching whatever you're watching on Youtube because it seems terrible. Instead, play Xenoblade. If you don't have a Switch, watch it on Youtube, become obsessed, and have it push this shit out of your algorithm.

You can’t even have funny pet videos anymore because of AI. The whole goddamn purpose is to smile and see an open window of REAL LIFE CONNECTION, but fuck you! Here’s a fake dog eating a fake bowl of totally not real Jolly Ranchers!

.......These are ghostrek threads you’re dissecting and critiquing while you’ve said you’re out having drinks. The topic was never gonna be centered on the geopolitical ins and outs of Crime and Punishment. And yes, I probably have said something in the past about feces being used as lube. Can’t argue there. I’d say check the opinionated threads in the GD folder but I forget those threads you deemed far too inferior to your sharp and everlasting sociable repertoire.

“Hurrah hurrah dead Internet forums, maybe the party stopped a-rockin’ a merry long time ago” and you’re on my dick announcing you’ll block me on the computer like that’s meant to be stage 4 leukemia. Welcome back Icarus27k.

The bloodlust is strong in this one.

...... is......the cat shitting on your chest? wtf is happening here

Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

You seek gloom and doom, that's what YT is going to suggest 🤷🏿‍♂️.

He is beauty but he sure ain’t grace Old photo he’s much larger…still dumb

Pica-babies are the worst. Everything goes in the mouth. Is it food? Nope. Did you eat it anyway? Yep. Is your peach-pit-sized brain smooth as a pea? Absolutely.

I don't feel like searching for a Linda Blair gif right now.

grow up

“You can’t criticize music if you’re not a musician yourself” is the biggest load of absolute bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Der…okay, random internet jackass…thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways….

ghostrek you should go to Buddy’s work in the breakroom and pull down his pants so you can rub your face against those little dark hairs on the back of his legs

“I do recall there were two towers in New York City, collectively known as The World Trade Center. Pray tell, what would compel a human to fly United aircrafts into such immaculate architecture? Were there geopolitical ramifications for this abhorrant tragedy, my dearest mother?” - Me after my first birthday

Christen it with your own farts, obviously.

Makes this face whenever a waitress smiles at him.

Dresses like this when he goes to the beach

This doesn't seem like breaking news.

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

Always describes Fugg's hooha as the world of wow.

Thinks the Sistine Chapel was painted by Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.

Built an altar of Fugg's hooha in his bedroom

Pronounces meme as me-me

Throws tomatoes at the strippers he doesn’t like.

Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.

Watches Pornhub for the stories.

Goes to the strip club just for the food.

Won this year's most offensive Halloween Costume Contest by dressing up as The Swedish Chef deep frying Big Bird.

Went to McDonalds and told the cashier that he will pay for a Big Mac on Tuesday for a Big Mac today and they gave it to him.

Always says "I dropped some logic bombs on your ass" every time he wins an argument.

Lost a rap battle to Neil deGrasse Tyson

Took a switch to Mr Hoonie's behind because he wouldn't eat his spinach.

stfu ... lol

the light pollution around the house made it not as awesome, but you can see the red here

Is serving Ghostrek some grandma's pie on Thanksgiving

Is writing a script for a movie called “The Truffle Scuffle”.

Driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed in his Elvis pajamas.

the hustle, the electric slide, and the tango