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Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

ghostrek we have to play with your choppie woppies before you end times nut on your YouTube feed

@[classic swim] come get your boy.

see, I couldn't respond to that because part of me wasn't sure if he meant "immortal".

alright. now just hold the fuck on. i make an EXCELLENT whip cream i make a most EXCELLENT pumpkin spice cupcake as well as some NASTY peach cobbler, AND super sweet pecan pie. i HONESTLY FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. but i'm leaving it. to show my shame.

I think you should spend less time watching whatever you're watching on Youtube because it seems terrible. Instead, play Xenoblade. If you don't have a Switch, watch it on Youtube, become obsessed, and have it push this shit out of your algorithm.

You can’t even have funny pet videos anymore because of AI. The whole goddamn purpose is to smile and see an open window of REAL LIFE CONNECTION, but fuck you! Here’s a fake dog eating a fake bowl of totally not real Jolly Ranchers!

well, for the record...my first reply was indeed serious. But then the thread kinda started circling the drain so I just wanted to have fun talking about selling bath water

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

People already do it's called Dasani

Took Rebecca to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Zeni is currently in a fetal position.

well damn...this went all the way lef.... HOLY SHIT, THE FABLED THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREAD😮 *Bags turkey* 🎤⤵️

You seek gloom and doom, that's what YT is going to suggest 🤷🏿‍♂️.

He is beauty but he sure ain’t grace Old photo he’s much larger…still dumb

Pica-babies are the worst. Everything goes in the mouth. Is it food? Nope. Did you eat it anyway? Yep. Is your peach-pit-sized brain smooth as a pea? Absolutely.

I don't feel like searching for a Linda Blair gif right now.

grow up

“You can’t criticize music if you’re not a musician yourself” is the biggest load of absolute bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Der…okay, random internet jackass…thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways….

Parents took away his Teddy Ruxpin toy after he got busted putting a Wu-Tang Clan tape inside of it.

Also sleeps with a body pillow of Cyan.

Finally mastered the kaplowey spell from the Smurfs and plans on using on the first mime she sees.

Is in a Big Mountain Fudge Cake tribute band.

Has the entire Jem and the Holograms discography on vinyl.

Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.

Still better than Dasani.

Pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin everything is gross. YOU SHALL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

i have a special spice blend for just that i use it in my yams as well. i whip those up with heavy cream and add the marshmallow. i'm not a fan of the yams, but my FiL loves them and my daughter is back from WA and she loves them tl:dr good n plenty

Is getting ready for his annual Thanksgiving tradition of turkey boxing. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You put turkeys on your hands and…well…box.

It might be worth mentioning that there is a crisis hotline for those who need it. If you have or have or have had any kind of suicidal thoughts, you can dial 988.

I am sorry you are going through it, but if you are experiencing suicide ideation, you need to speak to your doctor or to a mental health professional. This is not a constructive venue for those kinds of conversations, none of us are professionals.

Always describes Fugg's hooha as the world of wow.

Thinks the Sistine Chapel was painted by Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.

Built an altar of Fugg's hooha in his bedroom

Won this year's most offensive Halloween Costume Contest by dressing up as The Swedish Chef deep frying Big Bird.

Went to McDonalds and told the cashier that he will pay for a Big Mac on Tuesday for a Big Mac today and they gave it to him.

Always says "I dropped some logic bombs on your ass" every time he wins an argument.

Lost a rap battle to Neil deGrasse Tyson

Took a switch to Mr Hoonie's behind because he wouldn't eat his spinach.

Is writing a script for a movie called “The Truffle Scuffle”.

the hustle, the electric slide, and the tango

Has been known to tar and feather unwanted carolers.