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Everyone else, “fuck you” love Ghost trek

Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

ghostrek we have to play with your choppie woppies before you end times nut on your YouTube feed

@[classic swim] come get your boy.

because I THOUGHT this should be current events.... >_> any way ...... molarbear molarbear, he's our guy. happy day of birth!!!

happy holidays to everyone EXCEPT GHOSTREK

see, I couldn't respond to that because part of me wasn't sure if he meant "immortal".

alright. now just hold the fuck on. i make an EXCELLENT whip cream i make a most EXCELLENT pumpkin spice cupcake as well as some NASTY peach cobbler, AND super sweet pecan pie. i HONESTLY FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. but i'm leaving it. to show my shame.

I think you should spend less time watching whatever you're watching on Youtube because it seems terrible. Instead, play Xenoblade. If you don't have a Switch, watch it on Youtube, become obsessed, and have it push this shit out of your algorithm.

Mew did this to himself this morning.

getting....pussy?

Nope

And he wonders why he can't get laid....

well, for the record...my first reply was indeed serious. But then the thread kinda started circling the drain so I just wanted to have fun talking about selling bath water

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

People already do it's called Dasani

Took Rebecca to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Zeni is currently in a fetal position.

well damn...this went all the way lef.... HOLY SHIT, THE FABLED THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREAD😮 *Bags turkey* 🎤⤵️

You seek gloom and doom, that's what YT is going to suggest 🤷🏿‍♂️.

He is beauty but he sure ain’t grace Old photo he’s much larger…still dumb

Pica-babies are the worst. Everything goes in the mouth. Is it food? Nope. Did you eat it anyway? Yep. Is your peach-pit-sized brain smooth as a pea? Absolutely.

I don't feel like searching for a Linda Blair gif right now.

Morning showers are the most you can feel refreshed even doing all-nighters. I just wish I didn’t have to scrub my dick like a drill sergeant December-April because hot water always shitting the bed.

Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.

Has a gang of raccoons follow him inside of Chuck E. Cheese, and one of the raccoons dropped a meth pipe in the ball pit.

Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.

Are raccoons just down bad right now. Last year the cops caught one with a meth pipe and now one was found passed out drunk in a liquor store bathroom.

Made this expression when he accidentally walked in Ghostrek in the shower

Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.

Still better than Dasani.

Pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin everything is gross. YOU SHALL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

i have a special spice blend for just that i use it in my yams as well. i whip those up with heavy cream and add the marshmallow. i'm not a fan of the yams, but my FiL loves them and my daughter is back from WA and she loves them tl:dr good n plenty

Do you put whip cream on it?

Is getting ready for his annual Thanksgiving tradition of turkey boxing. It’s exactly what it sounds like. You put turkeys on your hands and…well…box.

Home security system is based off the traps from the Home Alone movies.

Always describes Fugg's hooha as the world of wow.

Thinks the Sistine Chapel was painted by Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle.

Built an altar of Fugg's hooha in his bedroom

Always says "I dropped some logic bombs on your ass" every time he wins an argument.

Lost a rap battle to Neil deGrasse Tyson

Took a switch to Mr Hoonie's behind because he wouldn't eat his spinach.

the light pollution around the house made it not as awesome, but you can see the red here