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Just need to get some end tables, waiting for the ones I want to come back in stock

Serious: @tsar4 Most Unserious: @nameraka The Gamer: @Ric The Jock: @1pooh4u Biggest +1 @molarbear Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim] Empath: @UwPp The musician: @Doom Metal Alchemist Artsy @discolé monade Top Mod: @katt_goddess Fuck Yo Couch: @Insipid Politician: @scoobdog Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one Biggest Weeb: @Top Gun Pothead: @André Toulon Permabanned Jackass: @The Evil Doctor Longshadow Funniest Poster: @Seight Wisest: @mthor most polarizing @ghostrek

One of my (very recent!) goals is to destigmatize mental health and the struggles that I have, and to not be afraid to talk about them. I have depression. I have within the last three months admitted it and have sought treatment for it. I had no idea that all the anxiety I was experiencing (semi frequent panic attacks) was because of depression, and I was “treating it” with THC, which obviously is not healthy or sustainable. Since being medicated, I’ve had an incredible turn around, and I’m not substance abusing anymore. I just want to say if you yourself are having problems, it can get better. It’s so hard to address, but once you do, it’s the best feeling in the world.

Mthor

I dont even want to make the joke 😑

And the “Most likely to be Dexter” award goes to @scoobdog 😆

You. Also fuck you for doing this just before mine, lol.

smart question: why battle star galactica is SOOOOO much better than star trek?

I think UEMB needs an awards ceremony. So to that end, I would like to jump right in with the categories (possible expansion upon requests or new shit I pull out my ass at 2am). Light ribbing is of course allowed but no flaming or trolling except where it's obviously encouraged (trust me, you'll know when its ok). So I am asking for nominees in each category. Feel free to say someone even if they've already been mentioned, I dont expect anyone to dig through every single post trying to see if that person was mentioned. You also don't HAVE to nominate someone for each category, but it'll help due to the rather shallow pool of users. As I post the categories, I will also add my nominee to get us started. So without further ado. MOST SERIOUS POSTER: Who among us, despite being in this sewer of grown children, do you feel stays on task and keeps threads on topic. They actually have your respect. (Tsar) MOST UNSERIOUS POSTER: Doesn't always contribute much to the topic but tends to be a welcome addition to any thread, just to break up the monotony. (Naraku360) FUNNIEST POSTER: You just know there's gonna be a stitch in there. (Molarbear... would be Seight, but where'd bro go?) WISEST: Full of info you didnt know and even though you weren't trying to, ya might learn something (Mthor) MOST POLARIZING: Sometimes you agree with them, sometimes you're like wtf are they on about...regardless, you always read just to see deeper into that headspace (Scoob) BIGGEST +1ER: Where did they even come from. Bomb dropped and when the smoke clears, they are gone as quickly as they appeared (stilgar) THE GAMER: Gonna need some help from the gaming folder because the only ones I'm aware of off the top of my head are Gunner, Kudz,Tao, Odin, Classic, and myself...so please feel free to nominate some more obscure users I may not be aware of (going with Kudz on this one...he may be mostly retro, but he oft brings shit to the table I've forgotten all about) WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS: Seriously, why😆 (classic) THE EMPATH: Even in the midst of big ass kids, they always seem to post in good faith (UWP) TOPMOD: Who do you hope gets your civility report....But seriously, which mod you rocking with (Pooh) THE JOCK: All the knowledge about sportsballs (again, would go with Seight...and anyone can definitely nominate him, but I dont know where he is....So Molar grabs another) FUCK YO COUCH POSTER: Definitely doesn't care how you feel about their posts and doesn't mind pushing the envelope....is that a saying?....just pretend it is (Benji) ARTSY FARTSY: I dont think i really need to explain it...they always have some sort of idea that coincides with a particular project and the ilk (Disco) THE POLITICIAN: I just trust their takes on these things, simply because they seem to be paying attention (Jman) THE MUSICIAN: Not exclusive to those who play instruments...They just seem to be closely in tune with the music (Edit to give the nomination to Doomer...forgot i already gave kudz gamer...) MOST UNDERRATED: Give this mfer their flowers....they are here all the time...making the place better. At least attempting activity (TAO) BIGGEST WEEB: I dont have Toonamites archived into my brain, so definitely asking for help here, but since he helped me find a place to watch anime (Top gun) POTHEAD: duh. (Since I know of at least 2 ladies guaranteed a nomination, I'm dropping UWP here to preemptively expand the pool) PERMBANNED JACKASS: See...told you that you'd know when its ok (Nabs....was gonna go with Packard, but he pretty much has NO value other than to kick around. Nabs was at least funny sometimes) That's what I've got so far.... I think. As I said, feel free to add to the category list, and feel free to nominate anyone from folders I may not visit....Asking you not nominate yourself and again.... I reserve the right to get bored and start phoning shit in...

3 times... you're Jeremy

I was raptured

wat is queer E?

That's...not at all what i meant. To be honest, i just wanted to make sure you were included but couldn't really think of a thing that defined you so I just kinda thought of you like a variety box of chips....you get one one with a lot of shit you like, but sometimes you have to wonder why in tf did they put sunchips in there. See...I can't even devise a good analogy for you...like, you're too normal to pinpoint a "thing" for. You're like Dexter... completely unassuming but you might be hunting rapists and serial killers at night. I made it worse, didn't I🤦🏿‍♂️

You did. And don't call me Shirley.

No, that's me, apparently.

Most Serious: @tsar4 Most Unserious: @nameraka The Gamer: @molarbear The Jock: @Seight 🤷🏻‍♀️🤣 Biggest +1er: @UwP x gemmysandyrock Why Are You Like This: @[classic swim] Empath: @scoobdog or @1pooh4u The musician: @[classic swim] makes my belly hurt from laughing so hard Artsy Fartsy: @katt_goddess TopMod: @SwimOdin (he's my birthday triplet) Fuck Yo Couch: Packard or whatever alt they're using this time Politician: @Raptorpat is running for president Most Underrated: @The_annoying_one Biggest Weeb: @Jman only because idk and they were the first person to pop up in the manga thread Pothead: @discolé monade Permabanned Jackass: @ITasteLikeSex

Can we fucking ban ghostrek for refusing to stop fucking spamming after being repeatedly told not to? Merging them all into one thread's not going to do anything, because he's too stubborn to get the hint (yes, stubborn, not stupid).

I hope Joe Biden is finding you well

267a720b842ecbb936a3afa185ff5f60.mp4 @1pooh4u please don't pooh on me.

Seriously, wtf are yall doing to me.

what fugg's hooha looks like?

if no one else read that in 'eeyore' voice. shame on you. shame.

Ok, guess ill consolidate all of this tonight and put the poll up....sometime.

My bad

Frylock

Oddly enough, when i pulled out my old laptop while packard was around to look for his address, i ran into it.... I ...had forgotten about the razor bumps

A bright white streak of light came down in the morning sky. It was fucking rad. Happy Sunday.

His favorite song of all time

Most serious: Tsar Most unserious: nameraka Funniest: Seight Wisest: Mthor Most polarizing: naraku360 Biggest +1er: molarbear The gamer: Kudz Why are you like this: classic_swim Empath: UWP TopMod: Katt The jock: Scoob Fuck yo couch: benji Artsy fartsy: disco Musician: Doomy Underrated: OnTheAirOrtiz (I don’t think I’ve ever seen him outside of the IB club, though) Pothead: Pooh Permabanned jackass: Nabs I skipped politician and weeb since I don’t really follow those topics much.

Most Serious: tsar. why so serious? Most Unserious: nameraka. and you know exactly why The Gamer: buddy. because he is. The Jock: hmmm. if we're talking board 'jocks'. i'm going with pooh/kudasi Biggest +1er: see, i understood this as 1 upper...like trying to 1 up so...'i'll give up my spot for you-gemini' Why Are You Like This: classic swim. i've asked several times, what happened in the before-fore. Empath: uwp. always sending out the right vibes through font. The musician: doom metal alch. he's the guitar hero...right? Artsy Fartsy: katt goddess. she's the one doing the CON circuits. lots of merch TopMod: katt because at least there's a scientific reason and pooh, because at least there's alt dimensional reason. Fuck Yo Couch: without any doubt, resonable or otherwise ~ insipid. Politician: rapatort, i am ONLY informed because of him, and i hope he'll consider being my campaign manager. XD Most Underrated: the annoying one. nobody notices those little gems he squeaks out...but i see you TAO. i see you. Biggest Weeb: jman and that poke guy. Pothead: pooh! i'm not the one with a ....*AHEM* HERBAL garden. (this year) and don't think i forgot about you molarbear. Permabanned Jackass: see...i keep thinking that nabs and bucket are the same person. so yes. Funniest Poster: seight. i know something good is happening. Wisest: mthor. because she really is the wisest owl here. most polarizing (but he's ours) : shut up scoob.

I think Queer E is that shit Alex Jones says makes all the frogs gay

Your categories read like a deck of Tarot cards. Also.... your description for "most polarizing" sounds more like an extremely charitable way of saying I'm on the rag... which is fair.

Tried to teach Ghostrek the mating dance but gave up once he realized that Ghostrek has two left feet.

Thought octopi was baking a pie in the shape of an octopus

You going to jail, bro https://people.com/breaking-bad-raymond-cruz-arrested-sprayed-water-misdemeanor-11806081

Is the idea that you are gonna [redacted]

Me too. Looks like you might be

I smoke the marijuana. But I also take Vraylar, Lexapro and Adderall for my mental health. ... You're not seeing crazy ass posts from me anymore. 😂 ... Anyways, Depression has been a battle since my teens. At 18 I attempted suicide by taking 17 amitryptoline, which I was prescribed at the time for my insomnia. I still have some manic days, but not as bad as I did. Vraylar is for bipolar. Which I am. It just gives the Lexapro a little more boost and vice versa. Also my adhd is annoying. Because my brain doesnt shut off, so sometimes when I take my meds I end up napping. Yes, napping on adderall. 👌