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And what's wild is that it's to a former member of the ASMB board, that I only had a few interactions with. Kind of crazy how life works. ASMB helped me so much. It gave me so many hours of fun discussions, helped me through dark times, it put me on the trajectory to get my CAD degree, my dream career, and now I met the love of my life on there without even realizing it at the time. Y'all have a special place in my heart that won't go away. Of course you fuckers are all invited, but it'll be in a separate reception hall since I know how all you are. In all seriousness guys, thank you so much, acquaintanceships, friendships, random people that I met once and forget about completely the next hour. You helped shape this chronically depressed young man into the fucking beast he is today. Thank you.

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

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technically 2026 is even

Turns 30 this fall

Incorrect The longest roller coaster in the world is, in fact, my thought process while trying to sleep

is it scarier than young women "checking you out"

That's how you get hypothermia, but I hear its the ultimate release....try it. We can make a snowman of Classic and you can buttqueef on his shamnadollies

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LinaInverse594 She was a massive Slayers fan, still is honestly. She mostly stuck around GAD, she wasn't a frequent poster, said her post count was maybe in the thousands. So I'll give like a brief rundown of what I remember from our interactions. So I had an alt that I used for GAD, and at the time I was really getting into fantasy anime so I made a thread asking for suggestions, and I remember the name specifically since she mentioned Slayers (heard of it, never watched it because of various reasons, mostly time), we have a brief discussion about it, about a couple pages I recall of us going back and forth on it. And I remember her specifically since she got me into Slayers, I watched it and it's one of the few anime I blitzed through in a matter of days. Haha. I think we chatted in DM's a bit about it, but nothing ever came of that. I remember I had like an awkward time where I was avoiding people and didn't want to talk with people so much off the board, so that probably didn't help things. Kind of wild that I could have ended up with her sooner, but frankly, it's for the better, I wasn't in a good headspace, wasn't happy, was depressed a lot, dealt with a lot of dark shit, I'd probably have been miserable to be around.

ghostie and I were having a pleasant discussion about the geopolitcs and European colonization of Southeast Asia. Of course he held quite neocon views, whatever. But then he said that Bangkok should be called Bangpussi. Why, why would he say such a horrible joke? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You're assuming he only has eggs once a day and isn't cooking them every 12 minutes. If he were on a 140 egg a day average, one day's change is a significant amount of eggs (who isn't ghostrek [I can only assume])

Now now Skeeter, calling him a turnip is an insult to turnips everywhere.

I deserve this.

ghostrek she wants to slap your miffan bufan boffann blip

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

and honestly...catching scoob in the quote was OBVIOUSLY a perfect freudian finger slip... yeah...i know what i just did there.

Right?!? You think it can’t get any worse, but then Scoob enters, stage left. 🫠😆🫠

Where’s @[classic swim] when you need him

Titty Bar of the Dead: Mournful Tits. Coming soon to CrunchyRoll.

And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

I hate it already.

He's married, not dead.

Oh I’m fingering my pussy lips so fucking hard right now!

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party.

Is wanted for questioning in Tellico Plains, Tennessee in the disappearance of a popular birthday clown.

@ghostrek ok

This is structured like corporate disciplinary scripts. A criticism, followed by a positive then ending on another criticism.... Are you HR

Money wise - every 2 weeks Orgasm wise - 2x a week or more

This sounds like a label for someone who identifies as a soft bottom.

Attachment got left in the 90s. It's all about doing what you want when you want then realizing you dont want to do shit

Made Zeni cry when Rebecca accepted his invitation to be his partner for Picitionary night at Disco's house this Wenesday.

awww HELL NAH!!

It's official. Crapmas is over now. Put your crap away people!

LMFAO