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Bro solved climate change with 3rd grade math...if yall don't start putting some respek on that man name 🪠🚽

imagine if there were some sort of deal related to Iran's nuclear capabilities, let's call it a "nuclear deal" and imagine if that nuclear deal would have prevented them from developing nuclear weapons while developing a direct diplomatic relationship and offering an opportunity to reintegrate with the world and now envision that this nuclear deal would have been ten years old, but someone eight years ago decided to unilaterally revoke it because it was good rightwing politics

TIL 1+1+1+97=100 and 100/4=25

My rep is MTG so I’m somehow jealous of yours.

At these prices?

Wow post became sort of real

Its starting, get in here, scoob.

Trump strips protected status from Haitians Venezuelans and Cubans. But I thought this was about illegal migrants, not people here legally? jk I might be dumb but I’m not stupid. It was never about the legality. It was always about just them being here, period

Look at me almost 50 and still learning

The bromance is on the outs again -

A glowing endorsement if I've ever heard one.

setting aside everything else in this thread experience, the one absolute positive is that after 35 years I've finally learned how to spell "heinie"

Before we get too far off base, I’m utterly fascinated by this NK propaganda cartoon called Boy General in that video and how it looks like a bootleg Avatar the Last Airbender. I’m then wondering how a nation watching carefully curated cartoons from the state about state approved stories and low fantasy realism would react to Demon Slayer, supernatural fighting, and Kanroji’s funbags. Uh, where was I going with this? Right, Russia apparently warned the US not to get involved and in a rare rebuke Trump told Russia to go to the table with Ukraine before trying to order him around. He’s clearly had a rough week with no one coming to his birthday party.

This goes out to all the daddy's, sugar daddies, grandpappys, and the Mommas that ain't got no mans and playing both parts. 👌

The world is definitely in an oops state

That doesn't explain how you simultaneously quit and were fired. Hint: Being fired from your job and quitting your job are two mutually exclusive things.

I've just been threatened with a good time.

Lolomg I know I shouldn’t think this is funny but I’m going to hell anyway so.,..

I got power. Con Ed is asking us to use less blah blah blah. I am but asking us to use less while Times Square is lit up like forever Christmas is a little fucked up 🫠

It’s brutal man. Couldn’t even take the kitty stroller out tonight.

I didn't even know they had Taco Bell out there

Update: suspect has been caught yesterday. https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/vance-boelter-charges-ak-47s-body-armor-and-badge-found-at-hortman-murder-scene

eats pizza with a knife and fork

This is great!

my kid was the star of a "save the post office" protest a couple months ago, but that's a bit more niche

We don't even have the trolls trying to make new accounts anymore where dafuq night owls hangout these days?

Im sorry, I turned my computer off. I usually stay logged in like a nightlight to scare bots