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And what's wild is that it's to a former member of the ASMB board, that I only had a few interactions with. Kind of crazy how life works. ASMB helped me so much. It gave me so many hours of fun discussions, helped me through dark times, it put me on the trajectory to get my CAD degree, my dream career, and now I met the love of my life on there without even realizing it at the time. Y'all have a special place in my heart that won't go away. Of course you fuckers are all invited, but it'll be in a separate reception hall since I know how all you are. In all seriousness guys, thank you so much, acquaintanceships, friendships, random people that I met once and forget about completely the next hour. You helped shape this chronically depressed young man into the fucking beast he is today. Thank you.

I was just reading an obituary. Someone needs to tell grandma that all caps obituaries aren't kosher. "YOU WERE SUCH A SWEET AND GENEROUS SOUL. BLESS YOUR FAMILY DURING THESE HARD TIMES." I can only picture a Will Ferrell screaming at the loudest possible volume when I see this.

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technically 2026 is even

Turns 30 this fall

Incorrect The longest roller coaster in the world is, in fact, my thought process while trying to sleep

is it scarier than young women "checking you out"

That's how you get hypothermia, but I hear its the ultimate release....try it. We can make a snowman of Classic and you can buttqueef on his shamnadollies

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LinaInverse594 She was a massive Slayers fan, still is honestly. She mostly stuck around GAD, she wasn't a frequent poster, said her post count was maybe in the thousands. So I'll give like a brief rundown of what I remember from our interactions. So I had an alt that I used for GAD, and at the time I was really getting into fantasy anime so I made a thread asking for suggestions, and I remember the name specifically since she mentioned Slayers (heard of it, never watched it because of various reasons, mostly time), we have a brief discussion about it, about a couple pages I recall of us going back and forth on it. And I remember her specifically since she got me into Slayers, I watched it and it's one of the few anime I blitzed through in a matter of days. Haha. I think we chatted in DM's a bit about it, but nothing ever came of that. I remember I had like an awkward time where I was avoiding people and didn't want to talk with people so much off the board, so that probably didn't help things. Kind of wild that I could have ended up with her sooner, but frankly, it's for the better, I wasn't in a good headspace, wasn't happy, was depressed a lot, dealt with a lot of dark shit, I'd probably have been miserable to be around.

ghostie and I were having a pleasant discussion about the geopolitcs and European colonization of Southeast Asia. Of course he held quite neocon views, whatever. But then he said that Bangkok should be called Bangpussi. Why, why would he say such a horrible joke? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You're assuming he only has eggs once a day and isn't cooking them every 12 minutes. If he were on a 140 egg a day average, one day's change is a significant amount of eggs (who isn't ghostrek [I can only assume])

Now now Skeeter, calling him a turnip is an insult to turnips everywhere.

I deserve this.

ghostrek she wants to slap your miffan bufan boffann blip

BUT, HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW SOMEONE DIED?

and honestly...catching scoob in the quote was OBVIOUSLY a perfect freudian finger slip... yeah...i know what i just did there.

Right?!? You think it can’t get any worse, but then Scoob enters, stage left. 🫠😆🫠

Where’s @[classic swim] when you need him

Titty Bar of the Dead: Mournful Tits. Coming soon to CrunchyRoll.

And may this year be better than the last. Low fucking bar, am I right?

When Pernida revealed itself in the manga, I thought of the Hamburger Helper mascot. Did you know this guy has a name and it's Lefty? They're both left-handed, what a coincidence. 🤣

Got fired from his warehouse job for trying to operate a forklift using his butt cheeks.

When asked who's the person he looks up to the most he said the Cadbury Easter Bunny.

Went to a cock fight and left immediately because it didn't involve... well I'm sure you guys probably know the rest

Does the Charlie Brown scream whenever the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake is gone.

Watched in amusement as [CS] and Scoob tried to reenact the great Peter Griffin versus Giant Chicken death battle but only managed to smash an IKEA curio cabinet full of rare ‘80’s Happy Meal wind up toys. Ghosty was horrified and ran screaming into the cold January night….

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Once got suspended from school for putting limburger cheese on the radiator as part of an April Fool's Day prank.

I e a t eggs scrambled they call them "scrambled eggs" yes they do

Told Dudeco that she had to learn how use dinner utensils with her feet after her fingers got stuck in a Chinese finger trap.

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I considered he may have had them more than once....lord knows I lived on eggs, ramen and rice when i got outta college... But my gripe list seemed petty with only 2 gripes, so I kinda shoehorned that one in

no....reverse cowgirl thread is 4 down posts down.

@ghostrek ok

Ric Flair survived a plane crash. How many world championships did this guy win? Probably only like..three. To be the man, you've got to beat the man. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you and i work together like peanut butter and pickles