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"Drop bears" are infact real.

so, when the name list forms 'patterns' i giggle. this morning, it's xmas

does this move when someone is eyeing the last slice of pizza

If you're talking to someone mid-piss, does that qualify as being a livestreamer?

yo I'm just minding my business in a stall and then two guys walk in mid-conversation and kept it going throughout their entire shared peeing experience I learned that one guy is listening to Dune via audio book and the other guy has a new gf that he met via bumble and they're official as of two weeks ago, on and on all while everyone's doing their business the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

I’m so glad I clicked on this thread. Ghosty, what do you think Sally is riding?

This day is so fake news. Everyone knows that the real holiday is tomorrow: 1/2 off chocolate day. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Me vs. an entire trailer park at the CVS candy aisle.

How's that working out for ya. I stg, i wasn't going to post in this thread but i just can't stand everyone else getting to have fun while i sit here like some sort of well adjusted, and dignified poster.

Don't support AIslop. Don't laugh at AIslop. Don't WATCH AIslop.

ghostrek has it saved on his phone if you want to see it again!

Always sings this song whenever he solves a puzzle in Resident Evil

Prostate issue.

I need silence when taking care of business.

I kill anyone talking to me through a bathroom door. That’s why I’m in the position I’m in. It’s hard to get apartments when you’re on the run.

crowded bathroom. waiting for stall. open door, and the odor of a thousand tainted taints come oozing through the mist. i come prepared, with 'poop spray' always and forever. if i know i'm out shopping for a bit, there's always 'i have to be bitch' in me, that always has to pee. woman are of the funkiest, nastiest animals on the planet. some women's bathroom, are war zones.

Always answers the phone like this

Caused Ghostrek to do this after he told him that it was his turn to clean the toilet.

So what is anal probing all about...where did this narrative originate that aliens are perverts. Is it supposed to be some sort of data extraction...is it simply to view our insides, because we have mouths. Do they not have assholes and are fascinated by them? I just feel like aliens that are 90% anatomically alike at a glance wouldn't really want to play with an ass. Except tentacle aliens...they totally wanna stick shit in you. What ever happened to incubating eggs in our torsos

I'm doing way way better, haven't vomited today and I was able to eat and take meds. Thanks everyone for the advice and well-wishes! All good to know if there's a next time, so it doesn't hopefully get this far.

I’m home, they ran so many tests and said it’s just RSV. This is the devil’s anus of colds if that’s true. I feel so much better though, they pumped me full of stuff. So happy, I may even eat tomorrow.

New hair color.

We've already had this conversation.

What uw and katt said works. Buttttttttt if it's time release meds, never crush them up. You'll overdose.

came atcha like

Knows the owner of the car that has "FAP" on the license plate that's parked at my apartment complex.

Filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau because the boards will barely load.

LMAO complaining about AI bullshit when he has a bunch of AI "art" threads plastered all over the share space.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FONT!

I got some Velma porn you should see.

Made Ghostrek change his name to Seymour Butts.

Claims the Aurora Borealis is in her kitchen.

Holds funerals for dead batteries