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By the time I finished reading this entirely, I forgot wtf the topic was to begin with. ...

While you’ve taken such meaningful time to hyper analyze my dump... it’s only taken one stray glance awhile back for me to see you made fun of another user for being in a wheelchair. Maybe dial the self-righteous bullshit back a few spaces.

.......These are ghostrek threads you’re dissecting and critiquing while you’ve said you’re out having drinks. The topic was never gonna be centered on the geopolitical ins and outs of Crime and Punishment. And yes, I probably have said something in the past about feces being used as lube. Can’t argue there. I’d say check the opinionated threads in the GD folder but I forget those threads you deemed far too inferior to your sharp and everlasting sociable repertoire.

“Hurrah hurrah dead Internet forums, maybe the party stopped a-rockin’ a merry long time ago” and you’re on my dick announcing you’ll block me on the computer like that’s meant to be stage 4 leukemia. Welcome back Icarus27k.

The bloodlust is strong in this one.

...... is......the cat shitting on your chest? wtf is happening here

grow up

You can’t even have funny pet videos anymore because of AI. The whole goddamn purpose is to smile and see an open window of REAL LIFE CONNECTION, but fuck you! Here’s a fake dog eating a fake bowl of totally not real Jolly Ranchers!

“You can’t criticize music if you’re not a musician yourself” is the biggest load of absolute bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Der…okay, random internet jackass…thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways….

ghostrek you should go to Buddy’s work in the breakroom and pull down his pants so you can rub your face against those little dark hairs on the back of his legs

“I do recall there were two towers in New York City, collectively known as The World Trade Center. Pray tell, what would compel a human to fly United aircrafts into such immaculate architecture? Were there geopolitical ramifications for this abhorrant tragedy, my dearest mother?” - Me after my first birthday

Christen it with your own farts, obviously.

Makes this face whenever a waitress smiles at him.

Dresses like this when he goes to the beach

This doesn't seem like breaking news.

Is dressing up as the Soup Nazi for Halloween

Told Ghostrek to enter next year's Spelling Bee

Yes I couldn't access my OF page all day People didn't get their videos of me putting clothes on for money

Swearing. My parents used to ground us for swearing. Now I can't speak for 30 seconds without dropping an f-bomb or a Jesus Christ.

I really do miss the good old days look movies to rent or trying to watch the latest movie just went to VHS

did you like the mystique of the back room you weren't allowed to see it could have been anything back there!

ghostrek we have to play with your choppie woppies before you end times nut on your YouTube feed

@[classic swim] come get your boy.

Is serving Ghostrek some grandma's pie on Thanksgiving

Is writing a script for a movie called “The Truffle Scuffle”.

TIL that the author of Satantango won the Nobel Prize in literature just this year. And our president was complaining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize over Palestine. This is a rather uncanny coincidence . . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango. I just made this thread much more interesting. You're welcome.

Has been known to tar and feather unwanted carolers.

I prefer the holiday where clocks go back an hour and I gain sleep. Like tonight.

finally, a lazy day.

i fucking hate. that you animated. her fucking O face. god. damnit.

“How fast can I use my mouth hole to dump a river of information with my pricelessly large lenscrafters?”

You're welcome!

Is sexually attracted to bubble wrap

I really do miss going to record stores

I don't use paper plates, plastic forks or plastic cups because I'm at home and not at a goddamn bbq. Also since I live alone I drink straight out of the 2 liter or the gallon.

Shirts with pockets are stupid. Anything you put in that pocket is just gonna weigh the shirt down to the point that it’s uncomfortable to wear.

Traded in his chicken suit for a Santa suit with the hopes of getting Olive Garden waiters to sit on his lap.

Slamming doors, if I come home in a bad mood I'm slamming that son of a bitch

if you take the humble ear bud flip the cup inside out then gently press the cup back down BEHOLD!!! Foreskin…

0 because I'm cooler than yall

Not sure anymore, I'm on prozac