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Pumpkin pie does not suck, it just depends on who's making it. Now if you'll excuse I have an L that needs to be held.

ghostrek we have to play with your choppie woppies before you end times nut on your YouTube feed

@[classic swim] come get your boy.

see, I couldn't respond to that because part of me wasn't sure if he meant "immortal".

alright. now just hold the fuck on. i make an EXCELLENT whip cream i make a most EXCELLENT pumpkin spice cupcake as well as some NASTY peach cobbler, AND super sweet pecan pie. i HONESTLY FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. but i'm leaving it. to show my shame.

I think you should spend less time watching whatever you're watching on Youtube because it seems terrible. Instead, play Xenoblade. If you don't have a Switch, watch it on Youtube, become obsessed, and have it push this shit out of your algorithm.

You can’t even have funny pet videos anymore because of AI. The whole goddamn purpose is to smile and see an open window of REAL LIFE CONNECTION, but fuck you! Here’s a fake dog eating a fake bowl of totally not real Jolly Ranchers!

well, for the record...my first reply was indeed serious. But then the thread kinda started circling the drain so I just wanted to have fun talking about selling bath water

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

People already do it's called Dasani

Took Rebecca to the Thanksgiving Day parade. Zeni is currently in a fetal position.

well damn...this went all the way lef.... HOLY SHIT, THE FABLED THANKSGIVING TURKEY THREAD😮 *Bags turkey* 🎤⤵️

You seek gloom and doom, that's what YT is going to suggest 🤷🏿‍♂️.

He is beauty but he sure ain’t grace Old photo he’s much larger…still dumb

Pica-babies are the worst. Everything goes in the mouth. Is it food? Nope. Did you eat it anyway? Yep. Is your peach-pit-sized brain smooth as a pea? Absolutely.

I don't feel like searching for a Linda Blair gif right now.

grow up

“You can’t criticize music if you’re not a musician yourself” is the biggest load of absolute bullshit I’ve ever heard in my life. Der…okay, random internet jackass…thank you so much for showing me the error of my ways….

Earned free pizza for life from Chuck E. Cheese when he dumped a box of diseased rats in the kitchen and complained to management about it.

Has a gang of raccoons follow him inside of Chuck E. Cheese, and one of the raccoons dropped a meth pipe in the ball pit.

Is the owner of the raccoon that was found passed out drunk at a liquor store. He's very disappointed that he fell off the wagon again.

Speaking purely as a health care professional, stupid is really hard to kill.

I mean Trump told them to drink bleach during Covid, and they're still alive

Asked Santa Claus for a glockenspiel for Christmas.

Did this when Packard showed up on his doorstep looking for Mr. Hoonie.

Made this expression when he accidentally walked in Ghostrek in the shower

Tried to cook mashed potatoes in a hot tub.

lol. the arc that birthed a thousand furries

Threw a water bucket at Mr. Hoonie because he forgot to take his pet barricuda out for a walk.

It might be worth mentioning that there is a crisis hotline for those who need it. If you have or have or have had any kind of suicidal thoughts, you can dial 988.

Home security system is based off the traps from the Home Alone movies.

I am sorry you are going through it, but if you are experiencing suicide ideation, you need to speak to your doctor or to a mental health professional. This is not a constructive venue for those kinds of conversations, none of us are professionals.

stfu ... lol

the light pollution around the house made it not as awesome, but you can see the red here

Is serving Ghostrek some grandma's pie on Thanksgiving

Is writing a script for a movie called “The Truffle Scuffle”.

Driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed in his Elvis pajamas.

the hustle, the electric slide, and the tango

TIL that the author of Satantango won the Nobel Prize in literature just this year. And our president was complaining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize over Palestine. This is a rather uncanny coincidence . . . and now I'm actually interested in Santantango. I just made this thread much more interesting. You're welcome.