i hate when places put christmas shit early

[ghostrek]

it so wrong 

[[classic swim]]

ghostrek you should let Top Gun wiggle his bald head on top of your head 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

13 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

ghostrek you should let Top Gun wiggle his bald head on top of your head 

Do we even know if @Top Gun is bald?

[Jman]

No, he’s got a point.  It’s damn October.  I should not be seeing Christmas decoration commercials from Home Depot during football till at least the middle of November.

[scoobdog]

Hey @[classic swim], why you dragging my boy T_G?

[[classic swim]]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Hey @[classic swim], why you dragging my boy T_G?

 

2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Do we even know if @Top Gun is bald?

He just doesn’t seem like he’d have hair.

It’s not an insult to be bald if he is. Men and ladies alike love bald.

[Top Gun]

The fuck we doing here?

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, Top Gun said:

The fuck we doing here?

You've been claasic'd. Apparently no one is safe

[Raptorpat]

4 hours ago, Jman said:

No, he’s got a point.

I agree, there are plenty of people who rock the bald look

[Top Gun]

I'm mostly confused about how I'd "seem bald." How is that a thing?

[[classic swim]]

Just now, Top Gun said:

I'm mostly confused about how I'd "seem bald." How is that a thing?

I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head.

This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good.

[Top Gun]

You need Jesus. 

[André Toulon]

I need an adult 

[The_annoying_one]

I need to know just what the fuck is going on in this thread.

[-Kudasai-]

[-Kudasai-]

34 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head.

This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good.

The gift that keeps on giving 

[[classic swim]]

5 minutes ago, Mode 7 said:

The gift that keeps on giving 

You on the other hand indeed have a shaved head, but your muscle-bound physique makes it awkward for any chick to smack it too hard like Top Gun’s or ghostrek’s.

A woman could point you to the end of the mattress where she would take a spray-can bottle of whipped cream, spray it on the top of your bald head and lick it off for you to laugh like a little boy again.

[naraku360]

28 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I need to know just what the fuck is going on in this thread.

I don't.

[discolé monade]

[mthor]

Back on topic: 

Santa Claus is bald.

[Jman]

49 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

I don't.

 

[Insipid]

[scoobdog]

4 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

 

He just doesn’t seem like he’d have hair.

It’s not an insult to be bald if he is. Men and ladies alike love bald.

God damn, motherfucker. You're smoking with an open can of gasoline in here.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, Top Gun said:

You need Jesus. 

No, I think he just needs a handjob.  Everyone looks like a giant penis to him today.

[[classic swim]]

12 minutes ago, Insipid said:

 

[-Kudasai-]

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

No, I think he just needs a handjob. 

You know what to do @ghostrek

[Insipid]

4 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

JS: B=======D

GT: B============D

[[classic swim]]

Unpopular opinion but ghostrek’s nostrils would do the real heavy lifting in the sack.

Feel the warmth and the wind of those little holes rather intimately.

[1pooh4u]

I’m bagging this big beautiful hilarious Turkey 😆

 

[discolé monade]

• OH SHIT! IT'S TURKEY SEASON Y'ALL!!!!