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No, he’s got a point.  It’s damn October.  I should not be seeing Christmas decoration commercials from Home Depot during football till at least the middle of November.

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Just now, Top Gun said:

I'm mostly confused about how I'd "seem bald." How is that a thing?

I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head.

This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good.

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34 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

I just picture you as a sexually attractive specimen with a shaved head.

This girl with comically large hands decides to sit on your lap. She caresses your scalp and, even plays a game of paddycake on it since it feels so good.

The gift that keeps on giving :LithiumSmileyLMAO:

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5 minutes ago, Mode 7 said:

The gift that keeps on giving :LithiumSmileyLMAO:

You on the other hand indeed have a shaved head, but your muscle-bound physique makes it awkward for any chick to smack it too hard like Top Gun’s or ghostrek’s.

A woman could point you to the end of the mattress where she would take a spray-can bottle of whipped cream, spray it on the top of your bald head and lick it off for you to laugh like a little boy again.

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4 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

 

He just doesn’t seem like he’d have hair.

It’s not an insult to be bald if he is. Men and ladies alike love bald.

God damn, motherfucker. You're smoking with an open can of gasoline in here.

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