sports 2023/24 NFL It’s a Hard Knock Life Shit Talking Thread

[1pooh4u]

The Jets aren’t allowed to have nice things fuuuck 

[1pooh4u]

Just now, tsar4 said:

I think I speak for Bears fans everywhere when I say, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooou!!🫠😆😆😆😆😆

[tsar4]

4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooou!!🫠😆😆😆😆😆

And a former Bear sacked him, knocking him out of the game (for now - Bears fans have been here before).

All I want is for him to only take 64% of the snaps this season.

[1pooh4u]

14 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

And a former Bear sacked him, knocking him out of the game (for now - Bears fans have been here before).

All I want is for him to only take 64% of the snaps this season.

Dude….🫠

[Gemini]

1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

I think I speak for Bears fans everywhere when I say, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"

[Gemini]

1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

Dude….🫠

Nah, let him have this moment.

[1pooh4u]

Just now, Gemini said:

Nah, let him have this moment.

What moment?  The Bears lost by 18 last night to Greenbay 💩

[Gemini]

3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

What moment?  The Bears lost by 18 last night to Greenbay 💩

Exactly. Let him have this. lol

[1pooh4u]

Don’t be a dildo 

Edited September 12, 2023 by 1pooh4u

[Gemini]

4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Don’t be a dildo 

Girl, we passed the point of no return on that a long, long time ago. lol

[Gemini]

Tie game headed into the two-minute warning and the Jets have the ball.

[1pooh4u]

Being a Jets fan is so fuckin stressful 

[1pooh4u]

GIPSON TOOK IT TO CHURCH 

[1pooh4u]

65 yard TD 

[Gemini]

What a way to wrap up Week 1! (Holy alliteration, Batman! lol) An overtime thriller in East Rutherford ends with the Jets winning 22-16 over the Bills on the 22nd anniversary of the 9/11 terrorist attacts! Could this finally be the year it all clicks for Gang Green? We'll see.

See ya for Thursday Night Football on Amazon Prime!

Edited September 12, 2023 by Gemini
Yeah, yeah. "Shut up, Gemini." lol

[1pooh4u]

That was crazy. It was a nightmare in the first half.  Hopefully they can keep it up

[1pooh4u]

They’re saying Rodgers tore his Achilles. If that’s it his career might be over given his age. Season is over, probably. I hope it’s not his Achilles but if it is that’s so disappointing. 

[Gemini]

Just now, 1pooh4u said:

They’re saying Rodgers tore his Achilles. If that’s it his career might be over given his age. Season is over, probably. I hope it’s not his Achilles but if it is that’s so disappointing. 

Oh, that really sucks. I hope this isn't how it ends for him. But if it is, he's had a hell of a career. He's most likely a first-ballot HOF'er.

[scoobdog]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

They’re saying Rodgers tore his Achilles. If that’s it his career might be over given his age. Season is over, probably. I hope it’s not his Achilles but if it is that’s so disappointing. 

That’s a rough way to go out.  But Kobe found his way back, so who knows?

[1pooh4u]

30 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

That’s a rough way to go out.  But Kobe found his way back, so who knows?

I just don’t see it. He’s 39 yo he had already been thinking of retiring.  He really wanted to be a part of the ny jets and everything about this offense was centered around him. I feel disappointed for Rodgers. Maybe he’ll come back next year but I really don’t see it right now. Lol I’m still hoping it’s not true but I seen the replay. You see the moment the Achilles probably snapped you see the calf move like a wave 

[scoobdog]

2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I just don’t see it. He’s 39 yo he had already been thinking of retiring.  He really wanted to be a part of the ny jets and everything about this offense was centered around him. I feel disappointed for Rodgers. Maybe he’ll come back next year but I really don’t see it right now. Lol I’m still hoping it’s not true but I seen the replay. You see the moment the Achilles probably snapped you see the calf move like a wave 

That’s a creepy thing to see.

[Gemini]

4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

I just don’t see it. He’s 39 yo he had already been thinking of retiring.  He really wanted to be a part of the ny jets and everything about this offense was centered around him. I feel disappointed for Rodgers. Maybe he’ll come back next year but I really don’t see it right now. Lol I’m still hoping it’s not true but I seen the replay. You see the moment the Achilles probably snapped you see the calf move like a wave 

Yeah, I saw the calf move like that, too. Also, I'm sorry for saying to let tsar have his moment. I didn't realize how bad the injury really was until afterward.

Edited September 12, 2023 by Gemini

[atomicinumatt]

Shit really sucks about Rogers, but holy fuck what a nutso game. Jets fucking pulled it off and Josh Allen continues to show he would just rather lug the ball around and still cannot play in OT. 

So glad the Jets were able to pull through after the potentially career ending injury for Rogers though. I am praying but, from slowmo video and Saleh's stark tone, it is not looking good. Jets will have to get their O in line and quick, because as good as their D is, they cannot expect to rely on that the whole season.. 

Anyways, J.E.T.S JETS! 

Now that I have finally calmed down, it is off to bed for me. 

[molarbear]

4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

The Jets aren’t allowed to have nice things fuuuck 

.......

>.>

I hate love being this person, but I didn't see anyone that was vaccinated get their foot caught on the turf tonight

 

If you need some good news... there's a really weird law in California that somehow lists bees as a fish, so now the land they're on is protected

[The_annoying_one]

13 minutes ago, molarbear said:

If you need some good news... there's a really weird law in California that somehow lists bees as a fish, so now the land they're on is protected

In other news, California is fuckin’ weird.

[scoobdog]

50 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

In other news, California is fuckin’ weird.

Wut?

[The_annoying_one]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Wut?

It’s late, I’m tired, and I feel like stirrin’ shit up. That’s wut. 

[Seight]

I'm imagining a New York Post editor barging into the newsroom going "OKAY, WHICH OF YOU FUCKERS WISHED THAT WE'D HAVE AN INTERESTING PAGE 6 HEADLINE ON A MAGIC MONKEY'S PAW?!?"

(sorry pooh)

[tsar4]

[1pooh4u]

6 hours ago, molarbear said:

.......

>.>

I hate love being this person, but I didn't see anyone that was vaccinated get their foot caught on the turf tonight

 

If you need some good news... there's a really weird law in California that somehow lists bees as a fish, so now the land they're on is protected

I’m blaming the smelling salts. Did you see Rodgers on the sidelines practically shoveling the shit up his nose he was smelling them so hard 😆

[Jman]

Even the opposing team losing their star QB in the first drive was no match for the Madden Curse.

 

[Master-Debater131]

Jets Fans: Were going to be good this year! We have a HoF QB and a fantastic defense! We are so happy!

Football Gods: Absofuckinglutely Not

[1pooh4u]

54 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Jets Fans: Were going to be good this year! We have a HoF QB and a fantastic defense! We are so happy!

Football Gods: Absofuckinglutely Not

The Universe is the Cat and the Glass is Aaron Rodgers 

[1pooh4u]

Scores are up and so are week two games. There are two games on Monday night 

[Master-Debater131]

Rodgers played 4 snaps last night, 5 if you count his Achilles

(shamelessly stolen from Twitter)

 

Everything considered, last nights game really was bonkers. All the hype, then the injury, Allen completing more passes to the Jets than to Diggs, Zach "Milf Hunter" Wilson looking halfway decent, then the OT return.

It was one of the wildest games I have seen in a very long time.

[Master-Debater131]

Also, we all should have known that the Jets would find a way to challenge for the LOL this year.

[1pooh4u]

Torn Achilles confirmed Rodgers done for the season 

[Master-Debater131]

We all knew thats what was going to be confirmed, but it still sucks.

[1pooh4u]

Rodgers tearing his achilles is the most jets thing to ever happen 

[Master-Debater131]

This is great

 

[Insipid]

2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Torn Achilles confirmed Rodgers done for the season 

Such a wonderful 75 million dollar investment.

gg

[Master-Debater131]

 

Tom Brady has the chance to do the single most hilarious thing in the history of Sports.

 

[1pooh4u]

21 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

Tom Brady has the chance to do the single most hilarious thing in the history of Sports.

 

Ssshhhh don’t even put that out into the universe 🫠

[Master-Debater131]

25 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Ssshhhh don’t even put that out into the universe 🫠

Oh cmon. You know it would be freaking hilarious if he came out of retirement to join the Jets.

And imagine if he takes them to another SB?

[1pooh4u]

32 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Oh cmon. You know it would be freaking hilarious if he came out of retirement to join the Jets.

And imagine if he takes them to another SB?

I would only love it if Bellichick hated it. He’s a fuckin dbag he traded picks w another team during the draft, not cuz NE needed to but only because the team they traded w wanted the same o lineman we wanted and Bellichick didn’t want the jets to get him.  Complete dick head d bag maneuver. Had we had that guy maybe Rodgers wouldn’t have gotten hurt.  Now we’re stuck w Zach cuz Saleh said he’s the guy now. They elevated Boyle from the practice squad to be the backup.  If the jets do get another QB it won’t be to compete w Zach. 

[Gemini]

2 minutes ago, Master-Debater131 said:

Oh cmon. You know it would be freaking hilarious if he came out of retirement to join the Jets.

And imagine if he takes them to another SB?

Pooh would feel dirty. I wholeheartedly believe that.

[Seight]

6 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

 

Tom Brady has the chance to do the single most hilarious thing in the history of Sports.

 

*Pawn Stars voice* Best I can do is Sean Glennon.

[tsar4]

8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

Rodgers tearing his achilles is the most jets thing to ever happen 

You sure about that?

[molarbear]

55 minutes ago, Seight said:

*Pawn Stars voice* Best I can do is Sean Glennon.

Everyone thinking Tom Brady is going to grace the Jets with his presence 

 

Pick one, given the Jets previous decisions... my money is on Girth

[1pooh4u]

11 hours ago, Master-Debater131 said:

This is great

 

Love to see it good for the greedy fucks