molarbear Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 17 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I’m blaming the smelling salts. Did you see Rodgers on the sidelines practically shoveling the shit up his nose he was smelling them so hard 😆 Are those still popular? They were popping those things like pez about 6 years ago, they claimed they horrible smell gave them a performance boost Dude's make enough money to pay us common folk to shit in their helmets and they go out and buy smelling salts for a knock to the senses .....Capitalism 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 13, 2023 Author Share Posted September 13, 2023 Just now, molarbear said: Are those still popular? They were popping those things like pez about 6 years ago, they claimed they horrible smell gave them a performance boost Dude's make enough money to pay us common folk to shit in their helmets and they go out and buy smelling salts for a knock to the senses .....Capitalism Maybe in football it is cuz Adam Gase used to do the same thing with the smelling salts. It’s why his eyes were always the size of dinner plates 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 I keep forgetting to come here and laugh at Pooh...I'm gonna go back and read because I know she's pissed. I've been pissed at my own nation because you ain't seen T.I., Quavo, Jeezy and none of the other ATL rappers on social media reppin my birds at all over the years, but after an opening W, here they come. ......but lol, I mean it's like slapstick. The Jets were due a decent season and dude just shits the bed. I actually feel bad for the Jets, but I really don't fuck with Aaron Rogers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 (edited) On 9/12/2023 at 12:36 AM, molarbear said: ....... >.> I hate love being this person, but I didn't see anyone that was vaccinated get their foot caught on the turf tonight If you need some good news... there's a really weird law in California that somehow lists bees as a fish, so now the land they're on is protected Thank fucking God....this got really sad as a shit talking thread,and you save the day. You are my favorite person here Edited September 13, 2023 by André Toulon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 On 9/12/2023 at 8:32 AM, Master-Debater131 said: Jets Fans: Were going to be good this year! We have a HoF QB and a fantastic defense! We are so happy! Football Gods: Absofuckinglutely Not 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 8 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Love to see it good for the greedy fucks Cheering when a player suffers a major injury like that is just inviting the Karmic Gods to lay an epic bitchslapping at your feet And they delivered in spectacular fashion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 Im legitimately surprised that the NFLPA hasnt been pushing for all grass fields for a long time now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 13, 2023 Author Share Posted September 13, 2023 People are just really fuckin dumb. All over supposed football fans are talkin about how the jets were stupid for giving Rodgers a contract. He’s a 4 time league MVP that was still playing decent football. His last season at GB wasn’t all that but we all know you need more than just a QB for success. It was a good investment. No one could foresee this injury. Really ridiculous, no-nothing-about-football people, talkin straight out the ass today and it shows 🙄 If anything the jets were foolish in not strengthening that O line. I knew Rodgers was gonna wind up on his ass a lot because of the line but no way did I think he would suffer a career ending injury. even if he comes back, it won’t matter. The team was built around him and the jets will not be able to keep every player they got to support him next year. This was it. It was now or who knows when? Probably never. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 13, 2023 Author Share Posted September 13, 2023 The NFLPA has had enough and they want all nfl stadiums to go back to using grass. 5 big time players have gotten hurt on that plastic shit on MetLife field and some players don’t even want to play there. The NFL lost a lot of $ with the Rodgers injury. No one is gonna watch Zach Wilson that isn’t a jets fan. Not like they would have been watching Rodgers. https://www.syracuse.com/sports/2023/09/nflpa-calls-for-natural-grass-at-all-nfl-stadiums-after-aaron-rodgers-injury.html?outputType=amp sad shit Garett Wilson talked to Rodgers during the half and all Rodgers said to him was “sorry kid”. Rodgers was gonna launch Wilson’s career into the stratosphere. Garett can do it himself it’s just gonna take longer. Rodgers really grew on me. The media made him look like an asshole but he really isn’t. He turned Namath down when he offered to unretire the number. He gave up 35m of his contract so the team could get and pay other players. Fuckin shit is so disappointing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 13, 2023 Author Share Posted September 13, 2023 That’s exactly how it is but so many of us dared to think it would be different this time. Only twice has Aaron missed games. Once 9 the other 7. So he’s not injury prone. Morale is low rn in Jets Nation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 15 hours ago, André Toulon said: Thank fucking God....this got really sad as a shit talking thread,and you save the day. You are my favorite person here h ^me trying to take a bow and breaking 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 @1pooh4u: I just heard Tony Gonzalez say on Amazon Prime that the Vikings should trade Kirk Cousins to the Jets. I'm like, lolwut? (Also, your thoughts?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 14, 2023 Author Share Posted September 14, 2023 Fuck Kirk Cousins. He used the Jets as leverage to get the position at MN. No way they consider him now. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heshi Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 On 9/11/2023 at 8:26 PM, 1pooh4u said: Jfc Rodgers was taken out the game Should know by now hope isn't something us Jets fanz are allowed... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2023 Author Share Posted September 15, 2023 6 minutes ago, Heshi said: Should know by now hope isn't something us Jets fanz are allowed... I know I dared ☹️ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2023 Author Share Posted September 15, 2023 I never seen so many turnovers. It’s like neither team understands how the game is played 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 After watching “Quarterback” on Netflix, it really humanized Kirk Cousins and now I worry to death over the man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 So Philly ends the half with a successful sixty-one yard field goal attempt! Elliott kicked that from Intercourse! (lol @Rogue_Alphonse: Yes, I said it. Also, yes, this is an exaggeration.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2023 Author Share Posted September 15, 2023 41 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: After watching “Quarterback” on Netflix, it really humanized Kirk Cousins and now I worry to death over the man. I dislike him strongly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 15, 2023 Share Posted September 15, 2023 3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: I dislike him strongly Did anyone watch the Johnny Manziel doc yet? I walked away from it still just wanting to punch the dude in the face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2023 Author Share Posted September 15, 2023 9 hours ago, molarbear said: Did anyone watch the Johnny Manziel doc yet? I walked away from it still just wanting to punch the dude in the face Dude I doubt I can even I still can’t finish BS High. I tried and I hate that mfer Roy Johnson so much I can’t. I wanted to smash my television. Especially when you hear from the kids that were taken advantage of. Johnny Manziel just another douche that fell for his own hype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 Now I really feel bad for the Jets 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 2 hours ago, André Toulon said: Now I really feel bad for the Jets I wish I were smart enough to make a joke here but I'm just not. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 16, 2023 Author Share Posted September 16, 2023 7 hours ago, André Toulon said: Now I really feel bad for the Jets The players love her. They had a DJ during practice at training camp and he played one of her songs. All the players were dancing and having a good time, well, not the white ones. They all looked like “idk what’s happening here” episode 4 hard knocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 16, 2023 Author Share Posted September 16, 2023 NY Jets were looking at a QB on LA Rams practice squad so the dbags on the rams elevated him so they couldn’t grab him up. If the jets stop looking or pick up another QB and the Rams drop him back down to squad they should get sanctioned. All teams take risks when they play the waiver wire or put players to practice squad. I hope them elevating that QB, thereby wasting a roster spot, bites them right on the ass. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 (edited) 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: The players love her. They had a DJ during practice at training camp and he played one of her songs. All the players were dancing and having a good time, well, not the white ones. They all looked like “idk what’s happening here” episode 4 hard knocks Yeah, it's just so weird to hear grown men sing "my pussy pink, my booty hole brown" at the top of their lungs. Edited September 16, 2023 by André Toulon 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 16, 2023 Author Share Posted September 16, 2023 16 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Yeah, it's just so weird to hear grown mean sing "my pussy pink, my booty hole brown" at the top of their lungs. Tbf the majority of the team is under 30 but yeah it’s weird. No more weird than a US Congressperson getting felt up and grabbing crotch at a b’way show but this is life now 😆 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: NY Jets were looking at a QB on LA Rams practice squad so the dbags on the rams elevated him so they couldn’t grab him up. If the jets stop looking or pick up another QB and the Rams drop him back down to squad they should get sanctioned. All teams take risks when they play the waiver wire or put players to practice squad. I hope them elevating that QB, thereby wasting a roster spot, bites them right on the ass. Why wait? The Jets should go ahead and file a complaint with the league. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 9 hours ago, Gemini said: Why wait? The Jets should go ahead and file a complaint with the league. Probably because they can’t prove that’s what they did or why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 People are talking that Rodgers could be back if the jets are still playing in January. Rodgers had a new innovative Achilles surgery. He had some sort of brace called a “speed bridge” placed at the tear. It’s supposed to speed healing. Sounds cool but if Wilson gets the jets to the playoffs it would be dumb to take him out here’s more on the surgery he had https://www.nfl.com/news/jets-qb-aaron-rodgers-aims-for-potential-playoff-return-after-innovative-surgery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 15 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Probably because they can’t prove that’s what they did or why Oh, I know. I just wouldn't be surprised if the Rams did that for that particular reason though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 10 minutes ago, Gemini said: Oh, I know. I just wouldn't be surprised if the Rams did that for that particular reason though. Supposedly the rams were going to elevate him to backup anyway because they have a qb that’s on the non injury can’t play list they just did it sooner cuz they heard the jets were sniffing around 🙄 https://www.mytwintiers.com/sports/sports-illustrated/129e88f5/report-jets-were-interested-in-rams-qb-before-he-was-elevated-to-active-roster/#:~:text=%23Jets showed interest in %23Rams,him with a roster spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 24 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Supposedly the rams were going to elevate him to backup anyway because they have a qb that’s on the non injury can’t play list they just did it sooner cuz they heard the jets were sniffing around 🙄 https://www.mytwintiers.com/sports/sports-illustrated/129e88f5/report-jets-were-interested-in-rams-qb-before-he-was-elevated-to-active-roster/#:~:text=%23Jets showed interest in %23Rams,him with a roster spot. Yeah. It sucks, too, because it looks like Rypien would've been a decent stop gap solution for y'all. All you can do in this case is just throw your hands up in frustration and go back to the drawing board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 7 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: People are talking that Rodgers could be back if the jets are still playing in January. Rodgers had a new innovative Achilles surgery. He had some sort of brace called a “speed bridge” placed at the tear. It’s supposed to speed healing. Sounds cool but if Wilson gets the jets to the playoffs it would be dumb to take him out here’s more on the surgery he had https://www.nfl.com/news/jets-qb-aaron-rodgers-aims-for-potential-playoff-return-after-innovative-surgery Oh NOW he believes in the power of modern medicine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 7 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: People are talking that Rodgers could be back if the jets are still playing in January. Rodgers had a new innovative Achilles surgery. He had some sort of brace called a “speed bridge” placed at the tear. It’s supposed to speed healing. Sounds cool but if Wilson gets the jets to the playoffs it would be dumb to take him out here’s more on the surgery he had https://www.nfl.com/news/jets-qb-aaron-rodgers-aims-for-potential-playoff-return-after-innovative-surgery See, I love to play along because I like football but if that man comes back in January, the NFL is legit the WWE. I already believe the NBA fake AF, but just so I can enjoy the thing that has given me joy for decades of my life, I turn a blind eye to a lot of shit in the NFL. But it's all fucking rigged/scripted. Even with the leaps and bounds of modern medicine, I'm not cosigning on on this man showing back up in 4 months. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 3 hours ago, André Toulon said: See, I love to play along because I like football but if that man comes back in January, the NFL is legit the WWE. I already believe the NBA fake AF, but just so I can enjoy the thing that has given me joy for decades of my life, I turn a blind eye to a lot of shit in the NFL. But it's all fucking rigged/scripted. Even with the leaps and bounds of modern medicine, I'm not cosigning on on this man showing back up in 4 months. I been sayin the NFL is turning into the WWE. I was saying that last season because of some of the shit that was happening. I’d have to look through that thread. I think it was because of bullshit ref calls creating Ws from Ls for the teams the NFL wants to win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 4 hours ago, Seight said: Oh NOW he believes in the power of modern medicine. There’s been plenty of memes going around exactly because of that 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 10 hours ago, Gemini said: Yeah. It sucks, too, because it looks like Rypien would've been a decent stop gap solution for y'all. All you can do in this case is just throw your hands up in frustration and go back to the drawing board. Saleh still claims they aren’t looking for anyone else but I don’t believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: I been sayin the NFL is turning into the WWE. I was saying that last season because of some of the shit that was happening. I’d have to look through that thread. I think it was because of bullshit ref calls creating Ws from Ls for the teams the NFL wants to win. As I've said before, I don't say the shit here that I say in my little FB groups because I don't care if they think I'm nuts but I make those gambling mfers mad as hell when I tell them they are wasting their time unless they know the scripts. Everything from the Falcons blowing a Super Bowl lead against Brady to "boxers" throwing fights for Jake Paul. Steph consistently hitting full court lobs, Dieon Sanders glasses selling a million in one day after a sideways comment because nothing is a better fit for brainwashing than idolization+consumerism....know what, nevermind...I'm doing too much. Anyway yay football. Edited September 17, 2023 by André Toulon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 I am not enjoying this Falcons game, bigly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 I haven't watched football in probably 15 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Houston Texans: same crap, different year. FML. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 I can’t believe they won that!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, SwimOdin said: I can’t believe they won that!!!!!! Fake fans will be out in droves now to celebrate 2-0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 Fuckin Jets look like shit rn. Between this game and my ruined plants I gotta stay home. Cuz I’m in a “going to jail for stupid” kind of mood. Just one encounter w stupid is gonna set me off I can feel it. 🫠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 Nice TD this day might have some good in it yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 Dallas gets pussy roughing the passer call that was not fuckin roughing the passer. Clemons supposed to stop in mid air like gravity ain’t a thing? Fuckin such bullshit 💩 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Jets just got called for offensive holding. *sees who the penalty is on* OHAI, DUANE BROWN! 'Member when he would get called for holding when he was on the Texans? I 'member! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 (edited) Also, mainly because I'm too lazy to look for the UEMB Fantasy Football League thread, I just wanted to say to whoever picked up Dak Prescott after I cut him the following (that is, if he's no longer available): You're welcome. lol Edited September 17, 2023 by Gemini Nevermind. He's still a fantasy league free agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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