I need a group for adults that eat applesauce

[cyberbully]

Every time I bring it up, I'm ridiculed and I know there are others like me 🖕🏿🫵🏿

[cyberbully]

Wow, this site actually dissected an emoji....I've only seen that happen on 4chan.

[The_annoying_one]

Sorry, man. I kinda hate applesauce.

[cyberbully]

Just now, The_annoying_one said:

Sorry, man. I kinda hate applesauce.

🖕🏿🫵🏿

[cyberbully]

I didn't mean that, I really just wanted to see if it consistently broke the emoji when used like that

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I didn't mean that, I really just wanted to see if it consistently broke the emoji when used like that

I know you didn’t. I’m on mobile right now and all I see is a middle finger, a pointing finger and a weird brown square that I kinda took to mean “eat shit”.

[Dusty Shackleford]

I'll eat applesauce from time to time usually when I'm sick

[cyberbully]

4 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I know you didn’t. I’m on mobile right now and all I see is a middle finger, a pointing finger and a weird brown square that I kinda took to mean “eat shit”.

The pointing finger should be black but it separated the image and color code.

Edit: which is likely more a this phone issue than a site one

Edited October 5, 2023 by cyberbully

[cyberbully]

1 minute ago, -Kudasai- said:

I'll eat applesauce from time to time usually when I'm sick

I wanna take this, but I can't....I need people who eat it because it's fucking delicious.

[discolé monade]

i like applesauce, i add a little cinnamon to the store bought

homemade is really nice. and quite easy. 

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

The pointing finger should be black but it separated the image and color code.

 

That’s weird. I don’t know why it’d separate one but not the other.

Mobile’s always been wonky as fuck on this site, though.

[cyberbully]

7 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

i like applesauce, i add a little cinnamon to the store bought

homemade is really nice. and quite easy. 

I'll take it, you're my applesauce friend now

[discolé monade]

4 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I'll take it, you're my applesauce friend now

and yes, i do eat applesauce with my pork chops. 

[Raptorpat]

i never ate applesauce, even when a kid

 

[Sieg67]

I'll eat apple sauce but I never go out of my way to get it.

[dateme]

I know what you're saying.

I'm an ex-applephiliac and I've met some cool people in the applephiliac chat rooms on the apple chat.

If you have an apple product, you can totally recycle it into applesauce with a blender and sell that shit on the street and it's legal.

No one can stop anyone from injecting that straight into the eyeball and getting flashbacks of days before Apple or before applesauce.

 

 

 

[nameraka]

just call it ethically sourced apple puree.

congrats, now you're a foodie. 

[Insipid]

Well . . . I love applesauce. Unsweetened, as I like the slight sourness. It's my favorite way to consume apples, as it still got the the fiber in it, unlike apple juice. I'm rarely in the mood to eat raw apples.

And for what it's worth, I once asked my sister if she thought applesauce was childish and she told me it's a popular snack among nursing staff.

Edited October 5, 2023 by Insipid

[GunStarHero]

Applesauce is great. I especially like mixing other fruits into it when making it. Good for baking, too. 

[cyberbully]

11 hours ago, nameraka said:

just call it ethically sourced apple puree.

congrats, now you're a foodie. 

It's apple sauce and I'll ironically accept baby food 

[cyberbully]

8 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Applesauce is great. I especially like mixing other fruits into it when making it. Good for baking, too. 

Ok now I wanna eat what you've been eating

[cyberbully]

11 hours ago, Insipid said:

Well . . . I love applesauce. Unsweetened, as I like the slight sourness. It's my favorite way to consume apples, as it still got the the fiber in it, unlike apple juice. I'm rarely in the mood to eat raw apples.

And for what it's worth, I once asked my sister if she thought applesauce was childish and she told me it's a popular snack among nursing staff.

Unsweet is the best, but I also like the strawberry and to a lesser extent, Cinnamon. But I definitely eat the unsweet and pretend I actually ate an apple 

[viperxmns]

Criss cross applesauce

Eat it up like a boss

[scoobdog]

10 hours ago, GunStarHero said:

Applesauce is great. I especially like mixing other fruits into it when making it. Good for baking, too. 

I wasn't going to participate in this thread since I've never had much of an opportunity to eat apple sauce.  It's just not a regularly available thing here... unless you count baking.  I've used it in baking and it's one of those ingredients that tends to have an outsized importance in a recipe because its used to provide both flavor and moisture - you have to really build your bread or cake around it rather than the other way around.

[Insipid]

2 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I wasn't going to participate in this thread since I've never had much of an opportunity to eat apple sauce.  It's just not a regularly available thing here... unless you count baking.  I've used it in baking and it's one of those ingredients that tends to have an outsized importance in a recipe because its used to provide both flavor and moisture - you have to really build your bread or cake around it rather than the other way around.

Not a regularly available thing? Oh, you must not shop at a store that carries peasant foods like Mott's. I believe Erewhon calls it:

17 hours ago, nameraka said:

ethically sourced apple puree

 

[scoobdog]

11 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Not a regularly available thing? Oh, you must not shop at a store that carries peasant foods like Mott's. 

I mean it’s less common in Southwestern cuisine because apples aren’t grown in California’s main agricultural regions due to the excessive heat.  Everyone could eat apple sauce as a stand-alone just to eat applesauce I suppose, but it’s more likely you’ll get it as a side (like with Disco’s pork chops) in regions where apples are traditionally grown.

Didn’t think that was something I needed to explain.

[[classic swim]]

I don’t know why I wanted Scoob to be living in Yonkers.

Edited October 5, 2023 by [classic swim]
Applesauce is like oatmeal. Was decent as a kid but haven’t had it in ages and don’t really need it.

[ghostrek]

I eat applesauce It's actually pretty good I eat it because it's easy to do   dejest  also it's a healthier choice than no really sugary pudding or you know you can actually bake with it most people don't know that

[Gemini]

20 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

I eat applesauce It's actually pretty good I eat it because it's easy to do   dejest  also it's a healthier choice than no really sugary pudding or you know you can actually bake with it most people don't know that

Except for those who have seen the Walking Dead. Carol uses it as a substitute for milk while making cookies for Porchdick's younger son. (For the record, "Porchdick" is not a racial slur. It's an insult, coined by Kevin Smith on an episode of Talking Dead, which was directed at the Season 5 character Pete Anderson.)

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

I don’t know why I wanted Scoob to be living in Yonkers.

I don't even remotely sound like New Yorker.

[The_annoying_one]

7 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I don't even remotely sound like New Yorker.

Prove it.

[André Toulon]

15 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Prove it.

He talks like Pablo Escobar, but with a mid western diction.

[Gemini]

11 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

He talks like Pablo Escobar, but with a mid western diction.

I can see that, actually. (Or should I say hear? lol)

[scoobdog]

47 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

He talks like Pablo Escobar, but with a mid western diction.

Damn right.

[scoobdog]

By the way, he means "sampling his wares" Pablo Escobar, or, alternatively, "feeding minions to his Hippos for shits and giggles" Pablo Escobar.

[[classic swim]]

6 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

By the way, he means "sampling his wares" Pablo Escobar, or, alternatively, "feeding minions to his Hippos for shits and giggles" Pablo Escobar.

Are you sure you wouldn’t recommend me some good gabagool or cold cuts from the neighborhood delicatessen? I also sometimes get my meats from the butcher shop if that helps.

[scoobdog]

it does not.

[Raptorpat]

see a real NY Italian would have said 

SPAGHETTABOUT IT

with his first two fingers and thumb pinched together

[[classic swim]]

I’ve learned my lesson of which I won’t soon forget.

[GunStarHero]

On 10/5/2023 at 8:29 AM, cyberbully said:

Ok now I wanna eat what you've been eating

You can use applesauce as a substitute for milk, oil, juice, syrup, and even stuff like wine in stuff like bundt cakes, soft cookies, muffins, pancakes, etc. You can also just use some in an existing recipe, but like scoob said, just cater to it's inclusion. Then you have more uncommon things like apple kugel, which is a casserole, or latkes/potato pancakes. 

Non-baking stuff would be things like marinades and glazes, especially on things like ribs or slow cooked meats. Works great in sauces in general, really, if you want that apple flavoring. Then there's adding it to an existing food, like mixing it with oatmeal or in with yogurt or ice cream/custard. This can be even better if you have time to freeze the applesauce and make a sort of sorbet. 

There was a time in my culinary career I was really interested in using fruit and fruit byproducts with meats in different ways. Lead me to some really amazing dishes. Applesauce just kinda kept coming up as an established ingredient, though lol

[Greeny]

I'll eat an entire jar of applesauce right now.

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, Greeny said:

I'll eat an entire jar of applesauce right now.

I might be willing to pay to see that.

[discolé monade]

On 10/8/2023 at 1:05 AM, GunStarHero said:

  ribs or slow cooked meats.  

you get it. 

 

[molarbear]

On 10/4/2023 at 6:52 PM, cyberbully said:

Every time I bring it up, I'm ridiculed and I know there are others like me 🖕🏿🫵🏿

do..... do the others have teeth, or is it just you?

[mthor]

Making applesauce for supper and this popped into my head.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, mthor said:

Making applesauce for supper and this popped into my head.

What's the verdict?

[mthor]

41 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

What's the verdict?

Pretty good. Not too tart, not too sweet, and a lovely pink. Also got the consistency better - last time, it was a bit watery.

Edited December 6, 2023 by mthor

[André Toulon]

I saw this and was like "one of my people" but it's just my thread😒

[mthor]

22 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I saw this and was like "one of my people" but it's just my thread😒

It may be your thread, but applesauce is good.

[scoobdog]

4 hours ago, mthor said:

Pretty good. Not too tart, not too sweet, and a lovely pink. Also got the consistency better - last time, it was a bit watery.

Would you say applesauce on its own or at least as a critical condiment to an entree?