Mix Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 (edited) Jumping the old guy was wrong, but sticking around for the riverboat to dock was stupid. The one guy on the riverboat who could swim made his way over. That was your second warning. The hat was the first. Edited August 7, 2023 by Mix 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 Dat chair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 The dude swimming up to save the dock worker was why Black Aquaman was trending earlier. Well, what did they expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted August 7, 2023 Share Posted August 7, 2023 I don’t know what to say except there’s no facepalm in the world big enough for this crap. 🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Yeah, within a day, someone edited the video with the voices of Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler talking over it. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Icarus27k said: Yeah, within a day, someone edited the video with the voices of Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler talking over it. It’s not a great brawl without JR and King calling the action. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I hate being human 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 The inventor of the folding chair was nodding in approval at it being used to debrain garbage people 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 1 hour ago, stilgar said: Dat chair. That was straight up "Somebody needs to tell late 90's The Rock he doesn't have to hit Mankind and/or Ken Shamrock STRAIGHT ON THE HEAD"-level targeted. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 the south is fucking wired 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Seight said: That was straight up "Somebody needs to tell late 90's The Rock he doesn't have to hit Mankind and/or Ken Shamrock STRAIGHT ON THE HEAD"-level targeted. And then, two years from now, the whole Montgomery Riverfront franchise jumps the shark with a Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young story arc. "Why are we watching this again?" viewers will confusedly ask themselves. Edited August 8, 2023 by Icarus27k 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 10 hours ago, ghostrek said: the south is fucking wired it's not just the south. it's all over the u.s. the accents are just different. i guess you don't try that in a small town. ... ... i'm out, i'm out. stop pushing. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 …………I hate humanity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 WORLDSTAR 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 alabama riverboat brawl kinda sounds to me like something that would be an annual event in alabama 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 11 minutes ago, viperxmns said: alabama riverboat brawl kinda sounds to me like something that would be an annual event in alabama Or a “so bad it’s good” B-movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 ya know. as a swimmer, he should have taken off shoes/shirts before hand, j/s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 6 hours ago, viperxmns said: alabama riverboat brawl kinda sounds to me like something that would be an annual event in alabama Sounds like a game that would have been played on the Atari. SELECT GAME * CENTIPEDE * ASTERIODS * ALABAMA RIVERBOAT BRAWL * PONG 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, viperxmns said: alabama riverboat brawl kinda sounds to me like something that would be an annual event in alabama *80's wrestling announcer voice* 20 MEN, $10,000 ON THE LINE! THIS, IS THE ALABAMA RIVERBOAT BRAWL!!! Edited August 10, 2023 by Seight 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 that fucking chair tho'!!!! ded 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 10, 2023 Author Share Posted August 10, 2023 The guy with the chair has gotten a surprising amount of support. Even in the moment, no one was trying to stop him from wailing on that guy with a steel chair, not even the cops. He had achieved batman status. He was not the hero they deserved, but the hero they needed. Right up until he gave that lady instant CTE. Then they realized this motherfucker was too crazy to be batman. He was The Punisher. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 48 minutes ago, Mix said: The guy with the chair has gotten a surprising amount of support. Even in the moment, no one was trying to stop him from wailing on that guy with a steel chair, not even the cops. He had achieved batman status. He was not the hero they deserved, but the hero they needed. Right up until he gave that lady instant CTE. Then they realized this motherfucker was too crazy to be batman. He was The Punisher. FUCKING NAILED IT! i'm still over cheering my man, blaquaman. it was sketchy at those last three strokes, but what a comeback story,... if i ever saw one. X ] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 10, 2023 Author Share Posted August 10, 2023 8 minutes ago, discolé monade said: FUCKING NAILED IT! i'm still over cheering my man, blaquaman. it was sketchy at those last three strokes, but what a comeback story,... if i ever saw one. X ] That guy was my favorite character in this soon-to-be folk tale. Unfortunately, he was too measured for the internet. He arrived at the dock during intermission, found the old dude walking around, and saw no need to do anything unnecessary. Had he came out of the water and just laid someone out, there would be no end to the memes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 First it was the nazis getting punched, now racists getting chaired. What's this country coming to when you can't openly be a bigot? What's next, TERFs getting tazed? (please?) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 10, 2023 Author Share Posted August 10, 2023 54 minutes ago, rpgamer said: First it was the nazis getting punched, now racists getting chaired. What's this country coming to when you can't openly be a bigot? What's next, TERFs getting tazed? (please?) With it looking how it looked (and the fact it was in Alabama), is there any chance they weren't racist, but just assholes? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Icarus27k said: It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. wwe mvp? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted August 11, 2023 Share Posted August 11, 2023 6 hours ago, discolé monade said: wwe mvp? Actually, I remember the old boards had a rpg wrestling thread. One of the gags was the in-thread promotion had a combatant that was…a steel chair. Not a sentient one either. They called it Steely Don. lol 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 14 hours ago, discolé monade said: wwe mvp? I'm not sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 ALL I'M SAYING 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 (edited) There's also this. (Also, HOLY EGG OMELETTE, BATMAN!) Edited August 12, 2023 by Gemini 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 8 hours ago, discolé monade said: ALL I'M SAYING Starting at 1;47 is one of the chairshots from my earlier post btw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 7 hours ago, Seight said: Starting at 1;47 is one of the chairshots from my earlier post btw mick foley- i just watched him and the undertaker during that cage match, where he went off the top not once but twice. all that blood. and then the tacks all over the mat. jfc. i'm not a fan, mid is. my dad was a collegiate wrestler, olympic tryouts, wrestled for the army. etc. so i grew up thinking all this was fake. but not really. not really at all. they put up with some serious injuries. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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