Elon Musk now owns Twitter, apparently trying to run it into the ground

[naraku360]

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

10 hours ago, tsar4 said:

Free speech!

[1pooh4u]

I’m noticing a lot of Portuguese on Bluesky all of a sudden are you Twitter folk noticing a lot less? 😆

[1pooh4u]

14 hours ago, tsar4 said:

When’s he coming back?  I assume he b& himself? 🙃

[katt_goddess]

4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

When’s he coming back?  I assume he b& himself? 🙃

He's currently on 3 different alts, one of which is a 12 year old girl, all talking about how sad they are that Melon Husk is on a 24 hour time out. 

[1pooh4u]

13 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

He's currently on 3 different alts, one of which is a 12 year old girl, all talking about how sad they are that Melon Husk is on a 24 hour time out. 

Elon Musk is Gemini?  Has it been confirmed? 😮😆

[naraku360]

[naraku360]

[matrixman124]

On 9/9/2024 at 12:26 PM, 1pooh4u said:

I’m noticing a lot of Portuguese on Bluesky all of a sudden are you Twitter folk noticing a lot less? 😆

Oh its because Twitter has been banned from Brazil. We have them now lol

[1pooh4u]

17 minutes ago, matrixman124 said:

Oh its because Twitter has been banned from Brazil. We have them now lol

Hopefully they’ll stay after Musk does whatever to get Twitter unbanned. They’re a fun, lively bunch 😆

[matrixman124]

8 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

Hopefully they’ll stay after Musk does whatever to get Twitter unbanned. They’re a fun, lively bunch 😆

He needs to:

1. Ban the Twitter users responsible for inciting the failed Bolsonaro coup

2. Hire a legal representative for Twitter in Brazil. He closed the Twitter offices there so that his legal reps couldn't be arraigned to force point 1

[1pooh4u]

2 hours ago, matrixman124 said:

He needs to:

1. Ban the Twitter users responsible for inciting the failed Bolsonaro coup

2. Hire a legal representative for Twitter in Brazil. He closed the Twitter offices there so that his legal reps couldn't be arraigned to force point 1

I’m gonna take up Brazilian style Portuguese

[Sieg67]

Musk has been spreading the Ohio misinformation and has been making numerous other posts demonizing immigrants.
He's basically just using X to spread right wing propaganda now.

[katt_goddess]

1 hour ago, Sieg67 said:

Musk has been spreading the Ohio misinformation and has been making numerous other posts demonizing immigrants.
He's basically just using X to spread right wing propaganda now.

He spent $44 billion to turn it into DumpsterSocial when he could have just paid Princess Tinyhands in Big Macs for the original DumpsterSocial. 

Such big brain, much wow. 

[discolé monade]

On 9/9/2024 at 4:53 PM, katt_goddess said:

He's currently on 3 different alts, one of which is a 12 year old girl, all talking about how sad they are that Melon Husk is on a 24 hour time out. 

wait? WTF??

zeni?

[MasqueradeOverture]

#MemesThatMuskWouldLike

[matrixman124]

4 hours ago, discolé monade said:

wait? WTF??

zeni?

That sonuvabitch 

[katt_goddess]

After attempting to read yet another twit post here that auto-redirects to twit where I'm STILL banned/'under review', I sent yet another wft comment to their review people, which is probably one person drinking Red Bull and watching porn. Enjoy because I either won't be getting back at all [ it's more the principle than actual need, I'd try applying to Bluesky if I was really dying for that sort of thing ] or I will become their next god for using all the insults in the correct sequence or something.

"Hey 'free speech' dickheads. It's been well over a year of 'under review'. During this time you've let racists, homophobes, transphobes, human traffickers, rapists, etc.etc.etc. continue to have not only full access to this site but are often boosted by that weird-shaped lump that might in fact just be three rotting pumpkins in an Edgar suit farting away. NOW you might have a reason to keep me banned [ which apparently includes not being able to even read and verify some of the 'acceptable' shit you are currently promoting ]. But calling someone a lemming definitely wasn't a good reason, especially when they were defending someone who should have been banned years ago but instead was being forced into everyone's feed because Melon Husk loves Confederate 'hos."

[Belize]

[MasqueradeOverture]

BRO

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

BRO

wtf is wrong with him?!? 

[MasqueradeOverture]

31 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

wtf is wrong with him?!? 

You can't make a show like Silicon Valley or VEEP anymore, there's nothing left to parody.

[SwimOdin]

Apparently that’s an alt of his he’s talking to. Elon would have been getting board-married if he were on the ASMB circa 2006

[Jman]

16 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Apparently that’s an alt of his he’s talking to. Elon would have been getting board-married if he were on the ASMB circa 2006

That might have been healthier than inciting political violence with a straw account.

[naraku360]

38 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Apparently that’s an alt of his he’s talking to. Elon would have been getting board-married if he were on the ASMB circa 2006

I bet he pays for Twitter Blue to do it.

[Sieg67]

58 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

 Elon would have been getting board-married if he were on the ASMB circa 2006

[naraku360]

33 minutes ago, Sieg67 said:

^Elon alt spotted

Edited September 16, 2024 by naraku360

[katt_goddess]

3 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

wtf is wrong with him?!? 

Three rotting pumpkins in an Edgar suit farting away. 

[Sieg67]

1 hour ago, naraku360 said:

^Elon alt spotted

No man, I'm Bucket.

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, naraku360 said:

I bet he pays for Twitter Blue to do it.

Does it count as a write off?

[katt_goddess]

14 minutes ago, Sieg67 said:

No man, I'm Bucket.

[Raptorpat]

4 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Apparently that’s an alt of his he’s talking to.

wait so he wanted to say it so badly that he needed to set up his own "punchline"

[SwimOdin]

1 hour ago, Raptorpat said:

wait so he wanted to say it so badly that he needed to set up his own "punchline"

Yes, it’s that embarrassing.

[Seight]

8 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

BRO

Incredible that the owner of Twitter occasionally sends things that make me think "He knows people can read this shit, right?"

[scoobdog]

41 minutes ago, Seight said:

Incredible that the owner of Twitter occasionally sends things that make me think "He knows people can read this shit, right?"

I think he’s counting on people reading his absurdity.  You know he’s shitting thousands of dollars down the toilet a day just to keep a market leading social media platform from going bankrupt.

[Raptorpat]

1 hour ago, SwimOdin said:

Yes, it’s that embarrassing.

it's IB circa 2005 tier embarrassing

[naraku360]

26 minutes ago, Raptorpat said:

it's IB circa 2005 tier embarrassing

Being a bit harsh to IB, aren't we?

[Raptorpat]

the difference is that IB was awkward teenagers who learned to socialize and developed a sense of humor together

this is like a 50+ year old scion of blood diamond money and the wealthiest man in the world who is just desperate for literally any positive acknowledgement

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

17 hours ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

BRO

Maybe it's because everyone knows neither one of them are literally out to destroy democracy.

[SwimOdin]

Of his “”””””joke”””””” tweet about assassinations, Leon had this to say:

“Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.”

Is…he just discovering this?

[katt_goddess]

20 hours ago, Raptorpat said:

it's IB circa 2005 tier embarrassing

The spirits of my IB circa 2005 ancestors insist you hang your head in shame.

We may have been an absolute black hole of stupidity at times but we still had class. 

It may have been kindergartners after cupcakes on a playground level of class but at least it wasn't the shit-your-pants-in-public-straight-up-the-back-to-the-hairline level that Husk seems hellbent to normalize.  

[Seight]

7 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Of his “”””””joke”””””” tweet about assassinations, Leon had this to say:

“Turns out that jokes are WAY less funny if people don’t know the context and the delivery is plain text.”

Is…he just discovering this?

The part that got me was "Well the people I told it to before that are probably terrified of being fired by me thought it was funny"

[PenguinBoss]

4 hours ago, Seight said:

The part that got me was "Well the people I told it to before that are probably terrified of being fired by me thought it was funny"

"Yep, those are some fiiiine clothes, Emperor."

[Jman]

Elon continues to have conversations with himself in a way that reminds me of a petulant bully, or my grandmother.  Same shit really.

[scoobdog]

46 minutes ago, Jman said:

Elon continues to have conversations with himself in a way that reminds me of a petulant bully, or my grandmother.  Same shit really.

Is banning a social media platform no one really uses and arresting a douchebag supposed to be unappealing?  I guess that's another one of those things that makes more sense in-person.

[naraku360]

1 hour ago, Jman said:

Elon continues to have conversations with himself in a way that reminds me of a petulant bully, or my grandmother.  Same shit really.

Quite the endorsement for Harris....

[katt_goddess]

4 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Is banning a social media platform no one really uses and arresting a douchebag supposed to be unappealing?  I guess that's another one of those things that makes more sense in-person.

Someone should tell him to steal better material.

Dumpster is on the record as stating that he'll toss Zuckerberg in jail if he dares to curbstomp disinformation on Facebook because that's 'election interference'. 

[1pooh4u]

[Jman]

In Brazil, Elon fought the law and the law won, turning over court-requested information, banning flagrant violators, and paying fines.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/sep/21/elon-musk-backs-down-in-his-fight-with-brazilian-judges-to-restore-x

Meanwhile, Elon's bullshit has quickly turned Hollywood against the Tesla, the former symbol of environmental awareness.  This while Elon is trying to get Warner to commit to buying a self-driving robotaxi for their lots.  It doesn't help that other automotive dealers have closed and surpassed the gap with the aging Tesla fleet while Elon's biggest commercial release was the failtacular Cybertruck.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/tesla-robotaxi-warner-bros-reveal-hollywood-rejection-elon-musk-1236007945/

[naraku360]

5 hours ago, Jman said:

In Brazil, Elon fought the law and the law won, turning over court-requested information, banning flagrant violators, and paying fines.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2024/sep/21/elon-musk-backs-down-in-his-fight-with-brazilian-judges-to-restore-x

Meanwhile, Elon's bullshit has quickly turned Hollywood against the Tesla, the former symbol of environmental awareness.  This while Elon is trying to get Warner to commit to buying a self-driving robotaxi for their lots.  It doesn't help that other automotive dealers have closed and surpassed the gap with the aging Tesla fleet while Elon's biggest commercial release was the failtacular Cybertruck.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/tesla-robotaxi-warner-bros-reveal-hollywood-rejection-elon-musk-1236007945/

2024 is having a great time punishing the worst people.