ghostrek Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Just asking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 Just now, ghostrek said: Just asking No it's not me 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: Just asking In Italian folklore, that's the technique used to rid one's self of a folletto, which is a type of irritating house sprite. One must let the folletto see one while one is using the chamberpot and eating a sandwich simultaneously. The folletto will hurl some verbal abuse, including statements to the effect that they cannot live in the same house as such a pig, and will then quit the premises. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, mthor said: In Italian folklore, that's the technique used to rid one's self of a folletto, which is a type of irritating house sprite. One must let the folletto see one while one is using the chamberpot and eating a sandwich simultaneously. The folletto will hurl some verbal abuse, including statements to the effect that they cannot live in the same house as such a pig, and will then quit the premises. Okay this person is not getting rid of a evil spirit of some kind and damn Who knew evil spirits could be so prim and proper She is kind of rude crude redneck hillbilly type and I I can't Edited June 6, 2022 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: Okay this person is not getting rid of a evil spirit of some kind and damn Who knew evil spirits could be so prim and proper I noticed that redneck coworker and I mean redneck coworker I mean as in very hillbillyish do itAnd she just said it's normal It's not fucking normal I was told not to do it when I was a kid If a malignant sprite thinks it's disgusting, who am I to disagree? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 minute ago, mthor said: If a malignant sprite thinks it's disgusting, who am I to disagree? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAss Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Depends on the circumstances and what I'm eating. I'm not gonna take a plate of food with me when I go to take a shit, if that's what you're getting at. That said, if I have something in hand that I got from the kitchen, like a snack or something, and at that same time I feel the need to go to the bathroom, I'll still eat it. That said, I don't touch anywhere down there with the same hand that I'm going to be eating from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 So, you are getting bullied at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 It might be smart, if the food was White Castles or Taco Bell. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Oh yeah, you just sit your bowl of cereal on the top of the tank and chow down when you're having your morning poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 1 hour ago, stilgar said: So, you are getting bullied at work. no just dont make any sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 10 minutes ago, ghostrek said: no just dont make any sense Oh shit, you're being bullied at home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 6, 2022 Author Share Posted June 6, 2022 2 hours ago, stilgar said: Oh shit, you're being bullied at home. no i being bullied in my dreams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 Fucking pervert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 (edited) That's the only way Amazon warehouse employees are allowed to do either. Edited June 6, 2022 by PenguinBoss 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 So the consensus seems to be no. On the plus side, she seems gettable. At least good for a glory hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: No it's not me Implications Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 6 hours ago, ghostrek said: no i being bullied in my dreams You should try dreaming about big tittied goth bitches 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 "I bet I can go to the bathroom and eat nachos at the same time!" - newly human Bender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 It’s what I feel like I’m doing every time I have Waffle House 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 5 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: You should try dreaming about big tittied goth bitches Who do you think is bullying him in his dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 22 minutes ago, stilgar said: Who do you think is bullying him in his dreams. Then he should be paying them 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 I've been in the stall next to a drunk woman who set a container of nachos and a beer on the floor of the restroom. She then picked up her beer, dropped it and it shattered into her plate of nachos and into the ankle boots I was wearing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 That sad react is for your ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 6, 2022 Share Posted June 6, 2022 27 minutes ago, scoobdog said: That sad react is for your ankles. That was my fault for drinking coffee before going to a club and spending half the time pooping 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadwingLazarus Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 Sir, your incessant, nonsensical ramblings are the highlight of my day. May the road rise to meet you, and may a bird of paradise fly up your nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 11 hours ago, Vamped said: I've been in the stall next to a drunk woman who set a container of nachos and a beer on the floor of the restroom. She then picked up her beer, dropped it and it shattered into her plate of nachos and into the ankle boots I was wearing. It’s shit like this that makes me so happy to be an introverted nerd who ain’t about that club life 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 14 hours ago, SwimOdin said: It’s shit like this that makes me so happy to be an introverted nerd who ain’t about that club life I dunno I feel like the allure was ... being 21 and being able to go out with your friends. I dont get the allure now because its clearly cheaper and less annoying to just drink at home in my pajamas and fall asleep watching My Lottery Dream home ...... is this what adulthood is???!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 (edited) One day in college, I'm sitting on the shitter minding my own business when all of a sudden someone walks into the next stall over, unbuckles, sits down, and drops some deuces while eating Doritos and watching an NBA game on their phone. After a few minutes they got up, flushed (did NOT HEAR ANY TOILET PAPER BEING ROLLED) and walked STRAIGHT out the door without washing their hands. I hope that person fucking died from cowpox or something. Edited June 8, 2022 by MasqueradeOverture 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 I did that once as a teenager. It was interesting to see the digestive system in action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lasty Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 On 6/5/2022 at 5:21 PM, ghostrek said: Okay this person is not getting rid of a evil spirit of some kind and damn Who knew evil spirits could be so prim and proper She is kind of rude crude redneck hillbilly type and I I can't You are the Folletto... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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