DeadwingLazarus

Whatcha doin' to my tank, boy?

Fine, fine. Sawdy hates it, too. Happy, @Sawdy?

Yep. Just you.

These are the worst Bluetooth wireless earbuds I've ever seen!

Blueberry, strawberry, and s'mores Pop Tarts are my jam!

I'm levitating.

I don't know anymore.

Just so you know, I'm watching you.

Line segments are for losers.

Come. it's time for me to pull your wisdom teeth out.

Why didn't I live through the Seventies?

You shall not pass! Oh, wait! Wrong movie. Stop right there!

I can't wait to get off this spaceship and talk to people about lawn care.

I stole this red hat from a Hershey's Kiss.

It's been a scorcher down here. And it's only gonna get hotter from here. Triple-digit temps o'er the next fortnight, give or take a few days.