Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Day 2 of no papers being delivered- I guess I procrastinate. Oh well... back to the drawing board.
naraku360 Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 You were never hired in the first place, were you? -_'
StarPanda Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Son you dissapointed me again, but it's not the first time
bnmjy Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 You might as well not do anything. Your parents don't seem to mind, so just milk them for being idiots. When they die, you're fucked though.
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Son you dissapointed me again, but it's not the first time Dad please don't spank me. :(
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 You might as well not do anything. Your parents don't seem to mind, so just milk them for being idiots. When they die, you're fucked though. As I am an only child and my dad has no immediate family whatsoever, when he dies I am going to be a millionaire. So I can give a straight fuck about what else happens to me from here until then, however I would trade this spot to not have mental illness, then again since I don't have a choice I will play my cards to their fullest and not give a solid fucking goddamn fuck what soever, thank you very much.
bnmjy Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 As I am an only child and my dad has no immediate family whatsoever, when he dies I am going to be a millionaire. So I can give a straight fuck about what else happens to me from here until then, however I would trade this spot to not have mental illness, then again since I don't have a choice I will play my cards to their fullest and not give a solid fucking goddamn fuck what soever, thank you very much. Fine. Just don't expect others to feel the same way. There are plenty of mental people out there who still work hard for a living.
fuggnificent Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 As I am an only child and my dad has no immediate family whatsoever, when he dies I am going to be a millionaire. So I can give a straight fuck about what else happens to me from here until then, however I would trade this spot to not have mental illness, then again since I don't have a choice I will play my cards to their fullest and not give a solid fucking goddamn fuck what soever, thank you very much. You tell em phillies Hey that kind of turned me on
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Fine. Just don't expect others to feel the same way. There are plenty of mental people out there who still work hard for a living. Oh please, the mental health people who couldn't solve it are all dead. The ones who work hard obviously don't have any major issues or symptoms or they wouldn't be doing a goddamn fuck with their lives. Who even knows if I can solve mine at this point, working on it right now. /blog
naraku360 Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 You tell em phillies Hey that kind of turned me on You just saw "millionaire" and decided to do some golddigging. While your at it, I hear Zeni is a Nigerian prince.
fuggnificent Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 You just saw "millionaire" and decided to do some golddigging. While your at it, I hear Zeni is a Nigerian prince. Me and phillies fell in love way before this thread. Thank u very much!
mthor Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 Oh please, the mental health people who couldn't solve it are all dead. The ones who work hard obviously don't have any major issues or symptoms or they wouldn't be doing a goddamn fuck with their lives. Who even knows if I can solve mine at this point, working on it right now. /blog Hey, do you want to get slapped? Actually, work is therapeutic - one needs to be in a routine as far as sleeping and meals, and one has to think about something other than how miserable one is. And getting something accomplished is a great boost to one's self esteem. And as far as solving your issues, well, you've made a step. You got a job. Now that you know you can get one, you can get another one and keep it.
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Me and phillies fell in love way before this thread. Thank u very much! <3 owo :-*
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 Hey, do you want to get slapped? Actually, work is therapeutic - one needs to be in a routine as far as sleeping and meals, and one has to think about something other than how miserable one is. And getting something accomplished is a great boost to one's self esteem. And as far as solving your issues, well, you've made a step. You got a job. Now that you know you can get one, you can get another one and keep it. Oh I've got a good routine for sleeping and eating :420: no doubt. Nope unemployed again- waifu didn't show for work 2 days in a row.
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 It's fine. Remember, we gonna start a lemonade stand! But what are we gonna serve?
Ric Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 But what are we gonna serve? It's fine. Remember, we gonna start a lemonade stand!
Naraku4656 Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 You were never hired in the first place, were you? -_'
Kudasai Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 * bends over * I'm gonna whoop the leeks right out you
Phillies Posted March 9, 2017 Author Posted March 9, 2017 This is new treatment.. so no Judas Chair this time?
Ric Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 OH. I don't know if I like that attitude, I'll go ask Zeni. ::HMM::
Kudasai Posted March 9, 2017 Posted March 9, 2017 This is new treatment.. so no Judas Chair this time? Miku's fatass broke the chair S:
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 Miku's fatass broke the chair S: Waifu isn't fat. It might have been Ric. Maybe even Zeni.
Ric Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 Waifu isn't fat. It might have been Ric. Maybe even Zeni. Hey now, don't be salty because I replacing you with Zeni for the lemonade stand operation.
Kudasai Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 Waifu isn't fat. It might have been Ric. Maybe even Zeni. It broke the moment she sat on it. Seriously what are you feeding that heifer? S:
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 Hey now, don't be salty because I replacing you with Zeni for the lemonade stand operation. So lemonade and Zeni gives a free blow job?
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 It broke the moment she sat on it. Seriously what are you feeding that heifer? S: Deep fried Leeks, Leek ice cream, Leek stir fry, my dick, Leeks on ice.
Ric Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 and Zeni gives a free blow job? Who said that? You have some weird fantasies. whut
Hornshire Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 Meh. Shit happens. No triumph was ever made merely by trying not to fail. Sometimes it's about approach, but sometimes it's just about simple grinding until success is achieved.
scoobdog Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 Hey now, don't be salty because I replacing you with Zeni for the lemonade stand operation. I'm not going to your stand if Phillies isn't there to serve me.
Distortedreasoning Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 the life of a paperboy is a tough one.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 Man, how'd you even find a paper route? My first job was a paper route from 2006-2007. I miss that job. I actually attempted to find another paper route a couple months ago, but I literally could not find one job listing for newspaper delivery. Not even the website of the local newspaper! S:
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 Man, how'd you even find a paper route? My first job was a paper route from 2006-2007. I miss that job. I actually attempted to find another paper route a couple months ago, but I literally could not find one job listing for newspaper delivery. Not even the website of the local newspaper! S: Yeah I think you gotta put an application in at the paper store.
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 Meh. Shit happens. No triumph was ever made merely by trying not to fail. Sometimes it's about approach, but sometimes it's just about simple grinding until success is achieved. Hornshire^
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 I'm not going to your stand if Phillies isn't there to serve me. Zeni is going to give free blow jobs with the beverage.
lupin_bebop Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 You're still just a lazy asshole. Fucking trust fund baby.
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 You're still just a lazy asshole. Fucking trust fund baby. reported
Phillies Posted March 10, 2017 Author Posted March 10, 2017 What kind of mental problems do you have? Bipolar. Situation not yet resolved, although it could have been by now I am just such an idiot, now who knows whats going to happen.
André Toulon Posted March 10, 2017 Posted March 10, 2017 ive known some millionaires who've told me their lazy kids aren't getting anything. But of course that's anecdotal and that's none of my business Phillies has an imaginary girlfriend.....I'm willing to bet money the millionaire dad is imaginary as well. I heard some other poor person living at home claim to have a millionaire parent as well.
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