ghostrek Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I have I had a couple but turns out all my friends were high at the time so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bipolar bear cub Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Kids who talk too much be like: "My daddy sniff the table and yell "WOO" after" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 26, 2020 Author Share Posted November 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, Pandas_Love said: Kids who talk too much be like: "My daddy sniff the table and yell "WOO" after" what the fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 (edited) I once received a bunch of texts while at work because somebody accidentally added my number to a group chat. They were making plans to go to a vaping place. Edited November 26, 2020 by Sieg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 My gramma texted me when my cousin got into a car accident. All it said was "Cousin got in car accident ! Very bad ! CALL ME PLS " I called her, turns out she got some cuts and bruises, but was otherwise totally fine. And I was like, "Cool thanks Gramma, just spent the last five minutes thinking my cousin was dead. Preesh." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 One asking me if I could cover a shift at Olive Garden. I've never worked at Olive Garden in my entire life. I don't eat there either. The Alfredo contains biologicals of Alfredo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Im sorry about what happened to your husband. We'll miss Charles so much Who the fuck is Charles?! I thought they would see since I didnt reply that they had the wrong number... but they kept sending sympathy texts until I was like ... bruh ... im sorry Charles is dead but I dont know him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 I got a text asking if I (NOTE: not my name) did floors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: One asking me if I could cover a shift at Olive Garden. I've never worked at Olive Garden in my entire life. I don't eat there either. The Alfredo contains biologicals of Alfredo. So what did you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Ninja_Jesus- Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Wrong number texts asking me if I could do their daughter's tattoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Wanted to know if Marge would still be attending her cardiologist appointment at the end of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Oh, I also had a whole string of them in Spanish shortly after getting my new number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 I got a couple voice mails from a guy that called me good lookin and said he was looking forward to seeing me. He said he was going to call back later but he must have called the correct number those times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 26, 2020 Author Share Posted November 26, 2020 16 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: I got a couple voice mails from a guy that called me good lookin and said he was looking forward to seeing me. He said he was going to call back later but he must have called the correct number those times. wow that's odd but okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 26, 2020 Author Share Posted November 26, 2020 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: One asking me if I could cover a shift at Olive Garden. I've never worked at Olive Garden in my entire life. I don't eat there either. The Alfredo contains biologicals of Alfredo. no I know people reacting was on opposite end of phone calls like that turns out the people who they hired give them a false phone number was pissed me off because I had to cover that fucking shift then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Wrong numbers ("Hey I miss you bro" along with selfie of someone who I've never seen... Like with Vamped this person was very persistent despite my continuing to ignore them so eventually I just had to respond "you got the wrong number") Porn / dating spam ("My pussy's wet, join me on cam!") I'd have to think hard for a really odd text from someone I actually know. VERY fortunately my friends seem to not text me when they're drunk or high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 26, 2020 Author Share Posted November 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Porn / dating spam ("My pussy's wet, join me on cam!") I get stuff like that also once in a while also I got a thing saying my Netflix is canceled for my child care place to spite this fact and up the child care place it has nothing to do with Netflix it was a scam but it was the freakiest thing because it said it was a email but it came be via text message on a phone was not set up for email phone I did not have tell someone that tells me someone is doing scam and by the way how stupid are you if you're going to fall for that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 I told someone I wanted them to super glue their ass to my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 No weird texts, but there was this- https://unevenedge.com/topic/50504-hey-did-one-of-yall-get-a-hold-of-my-info-and-pass-it-along-to-a-crazy-black-guy-from-chicago/? Honestly though I was thankful for the opportunity to shout "You wanna see some nuts, bitch?" in context. Probably never be able to do that again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 18 hours ago, Sieg67 said: So what did you say? I was actually nice and called them back to let them know that this wasn't 'x's' number anymore and that they'd have to correct it with her on her next scheduled shift since I didn't want someone I didn't know to get fire for appearing to blow work off. It still didn't stop the next 4 managers from calling me at various times over the next couple of months though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 17 hours ago, ghostrek said: no I know people reacting was on opposite end of phone calls like that turns out the people who they hired give them a false phone number was pissed me off because I had to cover that fucking shift then This was a case where my new cell was given a recycled phone number from an account that had recently been deactivated. So I would get things like the Olive Garden shift requests from someone who basically lost their number. I did remember another weird one though. I got a text that 'dad is in the hospital, heading to x right now' . Asshole has been dead for a long time now so this was a wrong number text but a fairly serious one so I texted back that they had the wrong number but I hoped everything worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I'd have to think hard for a really odd text from someone I actually know. VERY fortunately my friends seem to not text me when they're drunk or high. Ok, so this is the best I can think of so far: In the two bands I've been in lately, we've created group text messages for the whole band that we always use to communicate band business with each other. At one point, me and one other member were unemployed, one member was barely employed, and the other member had to get up for work early every day and do manual labor. Late one night me and the other unemployed member were texting each other about band stuff and the employed one suddenly interjected "IT'S 3:00 AM, ARE YOU GUYS ON DRUGS????" so I apologized and we stopped texting for the night. The next band practice we were laughing about it, and I was like, "If you don't want your phone bothering you while you're sleeping, why don't you just silence it or turn it off? That's what I do." He said what if there's an emergency. I asked what emergency would happen late at night considering at the time he was not in a relationship, his kids are all grown and on their own, and I believe both of his parents are passed too. He said, "what if a friend is too drunk to drive home and he needs me to give him a ride?" Eh. Edited November 26, 2020 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 21 hours ago, Vamped said: Im sorry about what happened to your husband. We'll miss Charles so much Who the fuck is Charles?! I thought they would see since I didnt reply that they had the wrong number... but they kept sending sympathy texts until I was like ... bruh ... im sorry Charles is dead but I dont know him Too bad you didn't know a Charles who happened to be sitting with you. 'WTF you talking about, Charles is right here next to me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 literally yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 On 11/27/2020 at 1:15 AM, Poof said: Are your aunts having affairs together!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 (edited) 21 hours ago, Still Me said: literally yesterday If this is about hair, cool. If it's about yard work, way less cool. If this is about some dude's dick, film it. Edited November 29, 2020 by cyberbully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Are your aunts having affairs together!? I dont question my fans I just say thats hot bb 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: If this is about hair, cool. If it's about yard work, way less cool. If this is about some dude's dick, film it. Twas about dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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