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39 minutes ago, NaBarney said:

You will have to constantly make new friends who you can exert your increasingly eviler impulses onto and i guess feed, off the hateful energy?

Is that how you do it?

teach me 

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27 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Becoming

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Yeah, that movie was pretty evil, but I'm gonna need time to shrivel my soul up to Seinfeld levels

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24 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I see you turning into Kronk the 2nd

what, Krooonk?

I'm, at minimum, Drakken levels of evil

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5 hours ago, Mix said:

Well, evil-er

 

It comes with a great benefits package and some pretty sweet perks

Yes, we've all considered what we would do if we ran for office, I think.

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3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

What does evil swim in?

Why thank you for asking...btw, you don't even have to change your name if you become evil

Now, it can allow for deviation based on ones personal brand of evil, but nothing quite beats the age old, tried and true, swimming in blood (preferably of your enemies).

Now there's always children's tears, Lazarus pit, lake of lost souls, and so on, but, like I said earlier, it's all about personal branding at that point

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11 hours ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Do you have any idea how much cocaine I need to think you're all normal?

Oh, Musket.

I’m just reminded of something. Like a searing thunderbolt this flashback hit me.. it was New Years Eve 09/10 and you zoomed through over 90 miles of interstate road to my house for some hedonistic revelry. Which included smoking coke rocks on top of weed in your partially broken elephant-shaped pipe. We got so so messed up that night. Wild times, indeed.

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40 minutes ago, renjifan said:

How much would you charge me for some basic lessons in evil? Everyone keeps telling me I’m too nice, so I think I need to work on that... 😅

For you, the friends and family price......half your soul

Fun fact: just paying the price of admission makes you more evil....also you won't be able to taste oranges, idk why

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21 minutes ago, Mix said:

For you, the friends and family price......half your soul

Fun fact: just paying the price of admission makes you more evil....also you won't be able to taste oranges, idk why

That sounds fair. I’ll take it!

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15 minutes ago, renjifan said:

That sounds fair. I’ll take it!

Excellent! 😈

And this works out great for you 'cause your nephew is already a client and is pretty far along in his studies so he'll be able to tutor you. 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, Mix said:

Excellent! 😈

And this works out great for you 'cause your nephew is already a client and is pretty far along in his studies so he'll be able to tutor you. 

Ahhh...well that explains everything! He’ll be a good teacher 

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4 hours ago, Mix said:

yeah, I saw your joke and I made it better

No you didn't...You drug your sack across it and dared me to eat it...I'm violated and I may press charges.

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23 hours ago, StExquisite said:

Oh, Musket.

I’m just reminded of something. Like a searing thunderbolt this flashback hit me.. it was New Years Eve 09/10 and you zoomed through over 90 miles of interstate road to my house for some hedonistic revelry. Which included smoking coke rocks on top of weed in your partially broken elephant-shaped pipe. We got so so messed up that night. Wild times, indeed.

Man, if you remember that thing as broken it's cause you found it later. I was mad I lost that pipe, I didnt even mind cleaning the trunk. When there wasn't any weed in it you could set it on its feet to just be cool.

Was that when I brought my Dreamcast over? I remember you took some pill and I told people on the boards you took 30 or something. I'm trying to think of what all we were doing hanging out, was it just getting wasted and bullshitting? Lol

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54 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Man, if you remember that thing as broken it's cause you found it later. I was mad I lost that pipe, I didnt even mind cleaning the trunk. When there wasn't any weed in it you could set it on its feet to just be cool.

Was that when I brought my Dreamcast over? I remember you took some pill and I told people on the boards you took 30 or something. I'm trying to think of what all we were doing hanging out, was it just getting wasted and bullshitting? Lol

Lol. If I recall, you came over three times in total. The first time you came over was probably a few months before (or after?) '09 NYE, and I made you some orange-flavored cocktail. I ended up passing out quick on the couch after one bowl, because weed and booze never mixed well with me.

The second time was NYE and I still feel horrible that we couldn't find your elephant pipe until months later. I think I found it eventually on the entertainment center near the Wii, it was really hiding in plain sight all that time. Sorry, man.  And I do recall, the pipe was slightly broken at the time we were smoking it because we were having to plug the crack in when the fires were lit so we could get that smoke in our lungs. Or maybe I got it all wrong, lol. Who knows honestly. That time tended to be a huge blur for me.

And finally the last time you came over was like.. four years later probably? And yes that's when you came over with the Dreamcast, got drunk, and I got blitzed on OPs. I recently found my old Photobucket and found that infamous photo that I took of you passed out on the couch was still there and I remember I immediately posted it in Babbling lol. It says I uploaded it on December of '14, but I'm not 100% sure that's right or not. Anyways, I think this was right before you left Omaha for California.

Crazy how things change. A lot has really happened the past 6 or so years. And in other news, my cocktail-making days are pretty much over thanks to a recent Diabeetus diagnosis. I mostly drink wine and cider nowadays, but I stay away from the sweet shit for the most part. And getting the Beetus kinda made me kinda nostalgic for SockatOr and it made me wonder how she's been doing. I tried searching for her on the boards and Facebook to see if she was still around but no dice! Oh well.

Lol also, I did some vanity searching of my own, there wasn't much but according to RaptorPat I'm some unofficial ASMB historian like plz. I also found out that Gaius had put me and some other Babblers in his anonymous blog in regards to the dissolution of ASMB in '16 and I was that "gay dude." What's even more hilarious is that he could've chosen to stay anonymous about it, but eventually outed himself on NaBraniel's thread coupled with his usual pomposity bluster and bravado. Some things never change, I guess lmao. 

I've missed you guys a whole bunch. It's good to be back.

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I have been called the anti-Christ by my own mother.

Now, I don't practice Satanism or any other religion for that matter.

Religions are such a boring endeavor. 

While I believe there is a Heaven and a Hell, I am just simply not interested in either one.

While I have always thought evil was more fun than good, it has proven to be counterproductive now. Especially under the reign of evil we are all living under in this country right now. As much fun as it is to play a heel in life, it's all for not. Only those willing to stand up and overthrow the powers that be are favorable. 

However, if the majority sees people who stand up for what is right (and that seems to be the case today) as evil, then, hail the dark lord, I suppose. 

There's no one better to have by your side if you truly want to devote your life to evil, than @Mini_ghost420. To whom I may refer to in the event that I go through with wanting a curse placed on someone. The voodoo priests/priestesses here don't delve into as dark of rituals as some would prefer. 

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21 minutes ago, resurrected said:

I have been called the anti-Christ by my own mother.

Now, I don't practice Satanism or any other religion for that matter.

Religions are such a boring endeavor. 

While I believe there is a Heaven and a Hell, I am just simply not interested in either one.

While I have always thought evil was more fun than good, it has proven to be counterproductive now. Especially under the reign of evil we are all living under in this country right now. As much fun as it is to play a heel in life, it's all for not. Only those willing to stand up and overthrow the powers that be are favorable. 

However, if the majority sees people who stand up for what is right (and that seems to be the case today) as evil, then, hail the dark lord, I suppose. 

There's no one better to have by your side if you truly want to devote your life to evil, than @Mini_ghost420. To whom I may refer to in the event that I go through with wanting a curse placed on someone. The voodoo priests/priestesses here don't delve into as dark of rituals as some would prefer. 

your mom don't mean that she just gets overly upset with you sometimes.she is a very upstanding woman. and you're right I can do dark magicks. some may not believe, but that's fine it's better for everyone that way 

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19 minutes ago, Mini_ghost420 said:

your mom don't mean that she just gets overly upset with you sometimes.she is a very upstanding woman. and you're right I can do dark magicks. some may not believe, but that's fine it's better for everyone that way 

Thanks. And I believe you.

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11 hours ago, StExquisite said:

And I do recall, the pipe was slightly broken at the time we were smoking it because we were having to plug the crack in when the fires were lit so we could get that smoke in our lungs.

Are you talking about the carb? Lol. Sucks about the beetus dude, when you develop it you can get out of it but it takes real work. You trained your body a certain way and now you gotta retrain it. Not like what socks had, jez always brings her up. She thought something was going on between us but I never really thought about how socks and I seemed together. We just got along immediately. Not on the boards though, she was indifferent to me for like six months.

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