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Posted
31 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

Who needs sex when Netflix has The Last Airbender, all seasons of Breaking Bad, and Hulu has all episodes of King of the Hill.

Dudeco jacks off to Peggy Hill's giant feet.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I wear a woman's 12, men's 11 

I think you might have the record here. You or mthor. Although I'm not quite sure how big her feet are.

I wear a 16 4E. 

Posted
8 minutes ago, resurrected said:

I think Doom might be the only one here. Not sure. Not something people really boast about. 

I can't believe that, but 'm not trying to shame it either.. Guess I agree with the op. I'm a virgin at heart if that counts.. 

Posted
1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I can't believe that, but 'm not trying to shame it either.. Guess I agree with the op. I'm a virgin at heart if that counts.. 

I'm not shaming either. He's just the only person I've seen here to say it... more than one time.

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Posted (edited)
On 9/10/2020 at 2:46 PM, resurrected said:

I didn't know you were married. 

I wouldn't wish that on my worst female enemy

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, resurrected said:

I think Doom might be the only one here. Not sure. Not something people really boast about. 

katt's a virgin. She's asexual though so her virginity is by choice.

I could've sworn there were more male virgins like me here but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Edit: Just thought of one, but I don't want to single them out. Knew I wasn't the only one.

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

katt's a virgin. She's asexual though so her virginity is by choice.

I could've sworn there were more male virgins like me here but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Edit: Just thought of one, but I don't want to single them out. Knew I wasn't the only one.

Ah. That's why katt always has sand in her vagina.

Posted
37 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

katt's a virgin. She's asexual though so her virginity is by choice.

I could've sworn there were more male virgins like me here but I can't think of any off the top of my head.

Edit: Just thought of one, but I don't want to single them out. Knew I wasn't the only one.

Off the top of my head

phillies

zeni

Dudeco

Ghostrek

Mochi

JeNewBee

 

Posted (edited)
48 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

Off the top of my head

phillies

zeni

Dudeco

Ghostrek

Mochi

JeNewBee

 

Phillies said he lost his virginity a long time ago, but hasn't had sex in a long time.

I don't know if that's just very very very probable speculation that zeni is a virgin or if he has admitted it himself.

I'm pretty sure Mochi has since said he lost his virginity

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Phillies said he lost his virginity a long time ago, but hasn't had sex in a long time.

I don't know if that's just very very very probable speculation that zeni is a virgin or if he has admitted it himself.

I'm pretty sure Mochi has since said he lost his virginity

Phillies, I'll believe that when pigs fly

Zeni himself admitted it

Mochi I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

Posted
5 minutes ago, Kudasai said:

Phillies, I'll believe that when pigs fly

Zeni himself admitted it

Mochi I'll give him the benefit of the doubt

Dudeco isn't if you consider feet fucking sex. Mannequin feet.

Posted
24 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Find me if you dare, infidels.

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Somewhere between, I like my shit the way it is, and I have too many cats to need some ding dong in my life. 

Posted
1 minute ago, resurrected said:

Somewhere between, I like my shit the way it is, and I have too many cats to need some ding dong in my life. 

I only haz one kitty. :(

I have to scrounge sustenance from pics and tales of other's kitties. 

Your flying litter shitter woes feed me. 

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Posted
Just now, katt_goddess said:

I only haz one kitty. :(

I have to scrounge sustenance from pics and tales of other's kitties. 

Your flying litter shitter woes feed me. 

Oh shit. I had you pegged wrong. That rarely happens.

Ok, let me try again. You enjoy your space and privacy and like spending your money on things you like and you don't need someone around fucking up your lifestyle or fucking with your stuff. Also, just because you have privacy, it is NEVER a good idea to cook naked. EVER.

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Posted (edited)

Even though the last couple years would suggest otherwise, I am not a virgin.

 

Maybe I'll get some bbc from my ex again 🤷‍♂️

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Posted (edited)

Edit: I don't remember when this was and decided not to call anyone out.

I'm in the 'might as well be a virgin' category.

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Posted
On 9/10/2020 at 8:14 PM, katt_goddess said:

Find me if you dare, infidels.

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made by another virgin so virgins dont feel like they r missing out but you are. Why do you think you have so many health problems?

Posted
49 minutes ago, Guest Zebrapenis said:

made by another virgin so virgins dont feel like they r missing out but you are. Why do you think you have so many health problems?

Pretty sure it was made by people who have a sense of humor and aren't actually fixated on the crotch activities of others. 

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