Seight Posted September 13, 2020 Posted September 13, 2020 Drew Magary is doing four Why Your Team Sucks per day on Defector, and if you're wondering "Has he lost his fastball?", he said Arizona has the aesthetic of "Sammy Hagar Ran Out Of Money." Also, the first one tomorrow is Dallas, which HOOK IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.
Sawdamizer Posted September 13, 2020 Author Posted September 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Seight said: Drew Magary is doing four Why Your Team Sucks per day on Defector, and if you're wondering "Has he lost his fastball?", he said Arizona has the aesthetic of "Sammy Hagar Ran Out Of Money." Also, the first one tomorrow is Dallas, which HOOK IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS. 1
panic Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 I'm starting Ceedee Lamb in both of my leagues tonight. I got a feeling.
Sawdamizer Posted September 14, 2020 Author Posted September 14, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, panic said: I'm starting Ceedee Lamb in both of my leagues tonight. I got a feeling. I think thats a smart play. Edit - wait... who the fuck else you got in WR options? Edited September 14, 2020 by Sawdamizer
panic Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 Bench: Tom Brady, Raheem Mostert, Antonio Gibson, Jarvis Landry, Diontae Johnson, Denver DEF Bench: Roethlisberger, Mostert, Amari Cooper, AJ Brown, Devante Parker, Emmanuel Sanders Easy choice in the first league because who the fuck knows how Ben will play this year, and I'm up by quite a lot anyway. Second league is a riskier play. I'm only up 10 points and my opponent has Saquon left. Cooper and Brown are good, but they'll draw better corners.
tsar4 Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 Why did LA Rams change their helmet/logo to something that looks like it was rejected by the XFL? 2
panic Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 They seem to have no clue how to use Lamb. Plenty of times he was open on a slant and could've gotten YAC, but instead Dak dumps it off to Cooper who is immediately tackled for a short gain. Just put the ball in his hands and let him run.
Distortedreasoning Posted September 14, 2020 Posted September 14, 2020 aww yeah raider victory baby! our defense still needs work and jacobs carried us this game but fuck it i'll take the win lol. week 1 is always the weirdest. especially weirder this season with no pre season. cant really take much away from it really except that the jets need a new coach. and i saw part of that lions game, wow what a heartbreak.
panic Posted September 15, 2020 Posted September 15, 2020 Down half a point. Even a single sack here by Steelers D could get me the win. And TD Slayton. I lost.
1pooh4u Posted September 15, 2020 Posted September 15, 2020 The Rams logo looks like a LAC like they’re acknowledging the chargers. I get they share a stadium but lol 1
Ginguy Posted September 15, 2020 Posted September 15, 2020 Scores are in Week 2 picks are up Washington still doesn't have a name Ohio teams continue to be a source of national shame Colts.... Note on scoring : Scoob didn't pick the Vikings/Packers game
1pooh4u Posted September 17, 2020 Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Quackers said: I just came to say something about this. No one could’ve for seen this 🙄💩 2
Seight Posted September 18, 2020 Posted September 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Quackers said: PatrickStewartMildShock.gif 1
Distortedreasoning Posted September 18, 2020 Posted September 18, 2020 couldnt watch tonights game but saw some highlights, joe burrow was making some pretty sweet passes. i think hes showing lots of promise. 1
panic Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 UEMB league: Chris Godwin and George Kittle out. Other league: Michael Thomas and Chris Godwin out, AJ Brown and Devante Parker questionable. 1
1pooh4u Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 I’m watching the game today strictly for the lols. “Can the Jets rebound against the 49ers?” Lol, nope don’t think so 😆💩😆 1
Sawdamizer Posted September 20, 2020 Author Posted September 20, 2020 23 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I’m watching the game today strictly for the lols. “Can the Jets rebound against the 49ers?” Lol, nope don’t think so 😆💩😆 2
Sawdamizer Posted September 20, 2020 Author Posted September 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: First play This pleases me. Its ok... the eagles are about the get their shit pushed in too. 2
1pooh4u Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 9 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: This pleases me. Its ok... the eagles are about the get their shit pushed in too. Didn’t they give up a big lead last week? 😬 welcome to the wonderful world of shitty team fandom. Paper bags and scissors to make eye holes are in the back. Next to the coffee and donuts. Blackjack and hookers are in the basement, but it’s penny antes, one eyed hookers and crystal meth cuz we can’t afford cocaine 💩 1
1pooh4u Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 The strippers come already naked cuz they can’t afford clothes. No one knows why we still call them strippers
1pooh4u Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 Another one! 😮 jets offense is like “we can’t beat ‘em. We gotta run these mother fuckers down” 😬 1
Sawdamizer Posted September 20, 2020 Author Posted September 20, 2020 Rams just scored again on Philly... and meanwhile, Dallas fans... 4
Sawdamizer Posted September 20, 2020 Author Posted September 20, 2020 Man, Doug Pederson may be out end of this season. 1
panic Posted September 20, 2020 Posted September 20, 2020 On 9/19/2020 at 12:08 PM, panic said: UEMB league: Chris Godwin and George Kittle out. Other league: Michael Thomas and Chris Godwin out, AJ Brown and Devante Parker questionable. And now Saquon tore his ACL and Mostert (both leagues) has a knee injury. Cursed year. I should drop Aaron Rodgers before he breaks his collarbone again.
1pooh4u Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 Jets disables half a team. Still loses 31-13. 💩 2
Distortedreasoning Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 fucking crazy day for football! so many big injuries. i was able to see a few games at work. first all, fuck the falcons for letting the cowboys win like that so now we gotta hear their annoying fans. of course that division sucks so much the boys will win it at 7-9 the jets need a new everything. lions suck balls too, they got some decent pieces but their coach is hot garbage. defense my ass. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 4 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Jets disables half a team. Still loses 31-13. 💩 cant even beat the 2nd stringers. hey but those niners are a good team 1
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2020 Author Posted September 21, 2020 Lol Philly piped in Boos for Carson Wentz.... like, at home.... no fans.... piped in booing.... for their QB. Still trying to find video. 3
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2020 Author Posted September 21, 2020 Fun Pats game to watch. Cam is being Cam and we definitely saw the loss of Brady with a yard to go to win/lose game.... oh well....
scoobdog Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Fun Pats game to watch. Cam is being Cam and we definitely saw the loss of Brady with a yard to go to win/lose game.... oh well.... I dunno about that. Cam actually looked solid the entire game, to the point I think Brady would have lost the game the same way. I've never seen Cam that accurate ever. Having a new QB really shows how the system itself supports the players. 1
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2020 Author Posted September 21, 2020 31 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I dunno about that. Cam actually looked solid the entire game, to the point I think Brady would have lost the game the same way. I've never seen Cam that accurate ever. Having a new QB really shows how the system itself supports the players. Bruh... wut?
scoobdog Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Bruh... wut? McDaniels wouldn't have called a running play for Brady. Other than that, that last drive was vintage Patriots.
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2020 Author Posted September 21, 2020 Just now, scoobdog said: McDaniels wouldn't have called a running play for Brady. Other than that, that last drive was vintage Patriots. Brady didn't need to run... ever.
scoobdog Posted September 21, 2020 Posted September 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said: Brady didn't need to run... ever. Tell that to McDaniels. It's not like Cam was missing a lot of his passes. He even made a short pass on the previous touchdown that was brilliantly executed.
panic Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 Up 1.6 points on @sahockeygrl15 with the Saints down 10 and seconds left on the clock. Drew Brees completes one final meaningless pass to get over 300 yards and I lose. 1
Distortedreasoning Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 aww yeah raiders wup on the saints! new stadium looks realliy nice! and were 2-0 baby! if i didnt have work in the morning i would be getting drunk! cam is good fit on the patriots. also need to remember this is only like his 2nd game back after a year of absence so he's gotta get familiar with a new offense and all that jazz. give it time, once he gets more familiar will be more dangerous.
Distortedreasoning Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 20 minutes ago, panic said: Up 1.6 points on @sahockeygrl15 with the Saints down 10 and seconds left on the clock. Drew Brees completes one final meaningless pass to get over 300 yards and I lose. gotta love them garbage time points!
Master-Debater131 Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 (edited) So, uh, lots of players got hurt this weekend. The list of injuries is just insane. I dont think Ive ever seen anything like it. Also, Broncos signed Blake Bortles....... Edited September 22, 2020 by Master-Debater131 3
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