SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 So far I have a microwave. Our current microwave is pretty old, came with the house. Also I accidentally put a fork in there the other day, don't tell the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Things you want to help you live a happy life of wedded bliss? >.> I would add an Instapot or like a fancy keurig O////O Cute little coffee table lamps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inu_crazed_90 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Toaster, or toaster oven. Bathroom crap, like a nice set of shower curtain rug hand towel kind of thing. Blender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 1. Fuck keurig what's the point in brewing just a tiny little bit of coffee? 2. We just bought a new coffee pot and I've got so many kitchen accessories we've gotten over the years that we've never used (waffle iron, food processor, blender, all just sitting in the boxes) 3. Same with lamps believe it or not. We have so many extra lamps in this house I took one apart to use it as the base for a globe I made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Inu_crazed_90 said: Toaster, or toaster oven. Bathroom crap, like a nice set of shower curtain rug hand towel kind of thing. Blender? We just bought a new toaster too. You know what I would like? More counter space in the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 A Le Creuset dutch oven. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inu_crazed_90 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: We just bought a new toaster too. You know what I would like? More counter space in the kitchen. Oooo things for storage....depending on the size of your kitchen you could get a portable storage island thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 Those are nice, I'll give you that one. Wife wants a new dish set. I mean we've got more cups and bowls than our cabinet can fit, but I suppose we can just destroy them all because that's consumerism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Inu_crazed_90 said: Oooo things for storage....depending on the size of your kitchen you could get a portable storage island thing. Got one, don't have space for another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inu_crazed_90 Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, SwimModSponges said: Got one, don't have space for another. secks toys then.. your kitchen is stocked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Didn't you already get married....Because if you can ask for gifts long after the wedding, that's a game changer. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Well, what are things you don't have and could use? Doesn't have to be kitchen stuff or furniture. Could be anything really. And if you can't think of anything you can always just ask for money. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 Just now, cyberbully said: Didn't you already get married....Because if you can ask for gifts long after the wedding, that's a game changer. Technically, we did a courthouse shotgun wedding last year for financial reasons, but our actual ceremony/celebration thing that people are invited to is this year. We've had one wedding yes, but what about second wedding? 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 minute ago, stilgar said: Well, what are things you don't have and could use? Doesn't have to be kitchen stuff or furniture. Could be anything really. And if you can't think of anything you can always just ask for money. I need a dragon statue for my garden, but nooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 33 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: 1. Fuck keurig what's the point in brewing just a tiny little bit of coffee? 2. We just bought a new coffee pot and I've got so many kitchen accessories we've gotten over the years that we've never used (waffle iron, food processor, blender, all just sitting in the boxes) 3. Same with lamps believe it or not. We have so many extra lamps in this house I took one apart to use it as the base for a globe I made. Well fine ... shoot me down for not knowing you were lord of kitchen appliances 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Rockets, machine guns, grenades, poison gas, a couple of tanks. Silverware, toiletries, a slap chop. Socks, fire, dirt, artisan cheeses & things made of plastic, or the equivalent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: Those are nice, I'll give you that one. Wife wants a new dish set. I mean we've got more cups and bowls than our cabinet can fit, but I suppose we can just destroy them all because that's consumerism. Well maybe if someone would quit fucking breaking all the ceramic dishes we wouldn't need another set. I feel like I need to fact check you on here sometimes.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 I just get so mad sometimes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: So far I have a microwave. Our current microwave is pretty old, came with the house. Also I accidentally put a fork in there the other day, don't tell the wife. Popcorn maker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 We both dislike popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 I struggled to find stuff to put on ours because we'd already lived together for almost 3 years and been in a house for the last 8 months of that. I ended up putting stuff we didn't really "need" on there but was just upgraded versions of stuff we already had. Nice towels and sheets, new silverware since we had like 4 butter knives, stuff like that. In the end we just ended up getting mostly cash since I don't think most people found the registry (I had a link to it on our wedding website but I think a lot of people missed the website altogether since I forgot to get separate insert cards with a link to it and just had it on the back of our RSVP cards). I was happy with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 14, 2020 Author Share Posted May 14, 2020 Yeah that's pretty close to our situation, only extend the times. We forgot to put our registry info on our stuff because we totally blanked on the fact that folks will be getting us stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 14, 2020 Share Posted May 14, 2020 Honestly couldn't tell you specific specifics because everyone is different. Some are fine with a ton of things from like WalMart while there are the occasional assholes that only seem to want things from Neuman Marcus or said high-priced equivalent and anything else will cause hives and rages. All I do know is some high end items, many mid-level items, and a decent selection of 'cheap' things so people who want to get y'all something won't feel like they need to go into debt just to show a little support. Also...gift cards? Doesn't have to be a physical shop either. There are plenty of online shopping sites that offer gift cards which would allow you to pick out things that you like without someone else attempting to get you something that you might already have or might not fit. It's the option for those who would want to get a gift but are loath to just go straight cash [ which isn't a bad option either but if you want stuff, gift card covers that with just the cost of a stamp ] . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 I think just basically "useful or fancy things you want that you don't want to buy yourself" is a hard and fast rule. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Dildos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Dildos Bad Dragon dildos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 everything. anything new and shiny. breadmaker kitchenaide good sheets comforter set. new pillows. new towels. his and her pajamas area rug silverware dishware glassware storage bins for food storage bins for storage new lamps dish towels candles salt/pepper sets spice rack spices to go in spice rack house plants art supplies 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Oh fuck... invite people from here... holy fuck... they hooked that shit up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 38 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Oh fuck... invite people from here... holy fuck... they hooked that shit up Honestly tempted to set up a fake wedding registry just to see what pooh would send. Too bad literally everyone here would know it's complete bullshit but still... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 Just now, katt_goddess said: Honestly tempted to set up a fake wedding registry just to see what pooh would send. Too bad literally everyone here would know it's complete bullshit but still... Pooh and Disco fucking hooked me the fuck up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 They love me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gina Szanboti Posted May 15, 2020 Share Posted May 15, 2020 13 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Also I accidentally put a fork in there the other day, don't tell the wife. I think she knows... You got a new coffee pot, do you have a good coffee grinder so you can buy beans in bulk? Pre-ground is always too fine, and the in-store grinders are usually disgusting. Canning gear (jars, lids, pressure cooker)? That could come in handy shortly, if you don't have it already. Any tools you've longed for? I see no reason why hardware should not be wedding gifts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 1:33 PM, SwimModSponges said: So far I have a microwave. Our current microwave is pretty old, came with the house. Also I accidentally put a fork in there the other day, don't tell the wife. A house 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vamped Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 4:34 PM, katt_goddess said: Honestly couldn't tell you specific specifics because everyone is different. Some are fine with a ton of things from like WalMart while there are the occasional assholes that only seem to want things from Neuman Marcus or said high-priced equivalent and anything else will cause hives and rages. All I do know is some high end items, many mid-level items, and a decent selection of 'cheap' things so people who want to get y'all something won't feel like they need to go into debt just to show a little support. Also...gift cards? Doesn't have to be a physical shop either. There are plenty of online shopping sites that offer gift cards which would allow you to pick out things that you like without someone else attempting to get you something that you might already have or might not fit. It's the option for those who would want to get a gift but are loath to just go straight cash [ which isn't a bad option either but if you want stuff, gift card covers that with just the cost of a stamp ] . Im more than fine with Walmart .... so if anybody wants to get me that fancy keurig so I can pretend I drink coffee enough to warrant it I mean ... I could get it myself. Infact I went in walmart for spinach and Tide and almost got it while I was distracted in the homegoods section. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 1:33 PM, SwimModSponges said: So far I have a microwave. Our current microwave is pretty old, came with the house. Also I accidentally put a fork in there the other day, don't tell the wife. Ask for socks and boxer briefs waist size 30 Then send them all to me along with at least 300 more photos of your pupper 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 2:48 PM, stilgar said: A Le Creuset dutch oven. those chip like hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 2:33 PM, SwimModSponges said: So far I have a microwave. Our current microwave is pretty old, came with the house. Also I accidentally put a fork in there the other day, don't tell the wife. Coffee Maker Kitchen Aid instant pot knife set bowls/plates Bedding Vacuum etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 There has actually been random discussions about invites for boards people.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, Dr. MrsGirlfriend said: There has actually been random discussions about invites for boards people.... Say no more, I will be there to support y'all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 3:01 PM, SwimModSponges said: I need a dragon statue for my garden, but nooooo. how big a dragon statue? i don't want to give up too much info but i may be able to help... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 17, 2020 Author Share Posted May 17, 2020 Like 3 feet and it has to be a specific style of dragon. Also those conversations about inviting board people always end with "but i swore an oath that if any of us should meet we must fight to the death." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 (edited) 48 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Like 3 feet and it has to be a specific style of dragon. Also those conversations about inviting board people always end with "but i swore an oath that if any of us should meet we must fight to the death." Ok nvm its not that big but now I'm curious what kind of dragon Edit: oh wait.. Time Dragon? Edited May 17, 2020 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 17, 2020 Author Share Posted May 17, 2020 The best kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted May 17, 2020 Author Share Posted May 17, 2020 Man i didn't realize how relatively inexpensive 4k tvs have gotten over the past few years. Of course a 4k monitor is still ridiculously pricey though. Candles. Get me some candles up in this bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 On 5/14/2020 at 2:01 PM, SwimModSponges said: I need a dragon statue for my garden, but nooooo. When have I ever said no to a dragon statue? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MrsGirlfriend Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 21 hours ago, Nablotson said: Say no more, I will be there to support y'all. It will hopefully be pretty awesome. I want it to be like a big backyard party, I try to describe it as like Bilbo's birthday but not everyone gets that. Caterer has like a trailer of grills for bbq, big fire pit, yard games, karaoke and dancing. For dessert having pies and a build your own caramel apple station. All taking place at my parents horse farm along their small orchard and some big tents. Just gotta deal with lots of people. I have a HUGE family and we are..... well we've been described as "mafia-esque" before.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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