avec Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 - matching socks to put away after doing the laundry - a toasty towel after a shower - eating the last hot pocket - yelling into outer space - a successful popnlock
avec Posted January 18, 2020 Author Posted January 18, 2020 - the ability to walk through walls - fresh whipped cream in a bowl of ice cream - a homemade pop tart - when your dog asks "how was your day?" in Italian
lupin_bebop Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 The perfect piece of bacon The juiciest burger bite First bite of a Nathan’s hot dog First lick of a fresh scoop of ice cream in a waffle cone taking your pants off as soon as you get home 1
avec Posted January 18, 2020 Author Posted January 18, 2020 - lotioning your butt after a shower - putting on your shoes without sitting down - falling up the stairs - summoning Shiva 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 Lotioning someone else’s butt after a shower Kicking a fucking bee Becoming a motherfucking sorcerer Electrojaculating a capuchin monkey 1
avec Posted January 18, 2020 Author Posted January 18, 2020 - lotioning two peoples butts after a shower - flying to New Mexico - rolling down a hill of freshly fallen leaves - covering your arm in peanut butter for your ant colony - putting bubble gum in the washing machine
lupin_bebop Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 Lotioning your taint after a marathon Yelling real loud into a cat’s ass Fresh French fries Leading a revolution against the proletariat Rescuing food with the 5-second rule 1
avec Posted January 18, 2020 Author Posted January 18, 2020 - witnessing a real live taint performing "Let it Go" - dipping your toe in lava - calling Cthulu a butt - understanding quantum physics - kissing a clam on its glasses
Vamped Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 -Pulling off your push up bra and squeezing your boobs after you release them -Taking a shower and putting on new pajamas at 10:00am because you dont have any obligations -Having a really good meal at a fine dining restuarant with excellent service and tipping the waiter so much they're genuinely happy about it after you leave 3
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 2 hours ago, avec said: - matching socks to put away after doing the laundry I bought about 30 pair of all the same socks so the all get thrown in the sock drawer. Very satisfying. Making delicious food for people to enjoy. 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 Executing a real live taint singing “Let It Go” dipping your balls in wax Impeaching Trump Using the English language correctly really good service at a decent restaurant, and you can afford to tip your waiter well because because 1
Ric Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 Beating a hard game that's been kicking my ass for hours. Sweating/tearing up after eating some extremely hot chili or wings.Fapping to 2D anime girls. The start of Spring/Fall, the two good seasons. 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ric said: Beating a hard game that's been kicking my ass for hours. Oooooh. This shit right here. "You can't beat me, you're a fucking program. Programs bend to MY whim."
avec Posted January 19, 2020 Author Posted January 19, 2020 - Peeling and eating 5 of those mini cheese wheels in a row - Using celery as a walking stick - Sleeping peacefully in a kangaroo pouch - A proper salmon lox bagel sandwich 1
avec Posted January 19, 2020 Author Posted January 19, 2020 1 hour ago, jackiemarie90 said: Loving someone who loves you back. - not letting past bs get in the way of meeting and loving a lot of people 1
Vamped Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 -Getting your scalp massaged when the hair stylist washes your hair -Foot massages when you get a pedicure (trying really hard not to cream the massage chair during said pedicure massage) 1
HardcoreHunter Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 - taking a piss inside of a girls asshole after you blow your load - going to anticipated book sales, opening the book to the final chapter and reading aloud for people waiting in line - The look on someones face when you give them 10,0000 spoons when all they needed was a knife -topping off another mayo jar of your baby seed -the smell of a freshly peeled orange
avec Posted January 19, 2020 Author Posted January 19, 2020 15 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: - taking a piss inside of a girls asshole after you blow your load
Vamped Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 (edited) -The conflicting emotions you have when you finish a really good show/game/book and you have to contemplate what you're going to do with the rest of your life now thats its over -When the tiny little savage you're trying to raise uses all the manners you've been trying to teach him for 4 years unprompted so you start to think .... maybe Im not failing completely at this Edited January 19, 2020 by Vamped 2
HardcoreHunter Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 18 minutes ago, avec said: That's the face you have to make when you do it
avec Posted January 19, 2020 Author Posted January 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: That's the face you have to make when you do it 😂 I almost didnt use a Tim & Eric react for this very reason.
Chapinator_X Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 That first sip of good coffee in the morning. After a bowl of ramen, when you save the marinated soft boiled egg for last, and then eat it whole. The sound of a watermelon being sliced. Getting a new recipe right on the first try. Correctly pulling off a quick rap verse. Nutting and being proud of what you nutted to. 1
Kudasai Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 For me it's all about enjoying the perks of living alone such as... Coming home from work and knowing the won't be any strange people at my place when I open the door Knowing everything is exactly how I left it when I get home Being able to play video games in peace and as long as I want Not having to share food or the bathroom or the TV 2
lupin_bebop Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 3 hours ago, avec said: - Peeling and eating 5 of those mini cheese wheels in a row - Using celery as a walking stick - Sleeping peacefully in a kangaroo pouch - A proper salmon lox bagel sandwich OMG CHEESE WHEELS 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Finishing a project I’ve been working on Getting a vocal take right within 1-3 tries Not having to drive to BFE for a client Not wearing pants the feeling after a great fart 1
Kudasai Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Coming home after working late and turning on an NHL game at the start of the second period with the score being tied 0-0
André Toulon Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 8 hours ago, avec said: - matching socks to put away after doing the laundry Aaaaaaaand, I'm out. 2
Mewn Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Laying in bed after a shower with fuzzy socks on. 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 (edited) - Putting your unnecessary two cents into every single conversation you come across while browsing the internet. - Making sure people know you've put your two cents into their conversation, though unwarranted as it may be. Edited January 19, 2020 by Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung 1
Gyaos Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 - An early night. - A juicy steak. Rare, or medium rare. - Making cookies with grandma. - Surprising someone with a gift when they never expected to receive one. - Making your loved ones smile. - Holding hands with my niece. 1
molarbear Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 taking off my pants and putting on gym shorts/pajama pants being in a room full of people and having the dog come hang out with you and not them getting home from picking up food and finding extra food in the bag 1
Distinct Lunatic Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Going 80mph down a road in a school zone and giving zero fucks about the load thuds hitting your car. Blowing off your mother and staying home playing games and shit instead of taking her to her doctors appointment. Laughing at the white homeless veteran living in his own filth while driving past in your nice luxury car, eating a big mac and throwing the wrapper at him.
Distinct Lunatic Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 . . . . I just want to say that's just me shitposting and not a reflection on me as a person 1
avec Posted January 19, 2020 Author Posted January 19, 2020 - reminiscing about silly things from 20 yrs ago - watching ice sheets bobbing peacefully along the river - the times at karaoke where everyone supports each other and high fives it out
lupin_bebop Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Making Mac and cheese at 1:30 AM because I can 1
avec Posted January 19, 2020 Author Posted January 19, 2020 - finding a monster marshmallow in Lucky Charms - getting a good nights sleep - pretending to be a mouse at supper time - making a fort out of all of the newspapers left on the porch - letting Frank, our backyard possum know that he's not alone 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Watching my music come together with the work and input of my bandmates. 1
crackymckrackin Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Tilling ground on my tractor in the spring for my garden. A good burger. Sex. A good coffee grind in the morning with breakfast. 1
Kudasai Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Learning about the existence of games I've never heard of before for the NES, SNES and Genesis Putting on some relaxing old school video game music and dozing off for an afternoon nap Waking up from said nap and realizing that I have still have plenty of time to enjoy the rest day Being able of lounge around in my pajamas all day and knowing that no one can say or do a goddamn thing about it 2
Distinct Lunatic Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Mowing and tending to my lawn Changing the oil in my red pickup truck every 3000 miles or whenever I get bored. Standing on the side of the road with my boys drinking beer out of a cooler. Grilling steaks using a very clean and efficient fuel source. 1
Sieg67 Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Letting a huge fart out after holding it in all day at work. 2
Still Me Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Cleaning your ears after a nice long hot shower 1
avec Posted January 19, 2020 Author Posted January 19, 2020 3 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: Sex. A good coffee grind in the morning with breakfast. Hehe
lupin_bebop Posted January 19, 2020 Posted January 19, 2020 Having money for groceries and rent Doing adult things Getting a night’s sleep 1
lupin_bebop Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 That feeling you get putting on undergarments fresh out of the dryer coming home to a spotless house watching that person who cut you off in traffic get pulled over or into a wreck 1
Vamped Posted January 22, 2020 Posted January 22, 2020 On 1/19/2020 at 10:42 AM, Sieg67 said: Letting a huge fart out after holding it in all day at work. Farting at work 2 2
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