Lytbryt Posted December 3, 2019 Posted December 3, 2019 Every time you eat corn from now on... gnashing on dat horny endosperm corn jizzum... mmm mmm
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted December 3, 2019 Posted December 3, 2019 These live on your face. They are harmless and one of our symbiotic relationships, unless you become infested. 1 1
Lytbryt Posted December 3, 2019 Author Posted December 3, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 7:19 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: These live on your face. They are harmless and one of our symbiotic relationships, unless you become infested. Expand Idk kinda kewt imo 🤗
Codename: Jackass Posted December 3, 2019 Posted December 3, 2019 The male Y chromosome has been getting incrementally shorter over the ages. Eventually there will be no men left at all and the human species will die out. That is if we don't drop the nukes beforehand.
Lytbryt Posted December 3, 2019 Author Posted December 3, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 7:55 PM, empty said: The male Y chromosome has been getting incrementally shorter over the ages. Eventually there will be no men left at all and the human species will die out. That is if we don't drop the nukes beforehand. Expand Nah I dont belive that they made the nuke bombs they can make the genetic clone mosnters people too 😛
Codename: Jackass Posted December 3, 2019 Posted December 3, 2019 If a man is reading this, you're less of a man than the men that came before you.
Lytbryt Posted December 3, 2019 Author Posted December 3, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 11:27 PM, Greeny said: It's Berenstain, not Berenstein. Expand Heresy I say go back to ur fked up bear timeline u divergent trash! 🤬
Vela Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 11:46 PM, Lytbryt said: Heresy I say go back to ur fked up bear timeline u divergent trash! 🤬 Expand Whoa! lmao
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 12:15 AM, Vela said: Whoa! lmao Expand Sorry those universe B guys rlly grind my gears not like us universe A ppl wut kno the truth and stuff
Seight Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 This one can be shared by THE ENTIRE INTERNET: Yiddle Bob Corker
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 12:40 AM, Greeny said: Trump will win in 2020. Expand Wut makes u so sure?
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 7:19 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: These live on your face. They are harmless and one of our symbiotic relationships, unless you become infested. Expand Not really but kinda related
Sieg67 Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Animals cleaned with Dawn soap often died anyway because the damage caused by the oil wasn't isolated to the skin. 1
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 4:41 AM, Sieg67 said: Animals cleaned with Dawn soap often died anyway because the damage caused by the oil wasn't isolated to the skin. Expand Oh damn that sucks... 🙁
Gina Szanboti Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 7:55 PM, empty said: The male Y chromosome has been getting incrementally shorter over the ages. Eventually there will be no men left at all and the human species will die out. Expand https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/woman-world/01/viewer?title_no=100912&episode_no=1 2 1
Vela Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 4:41 AM, Sieg67 said: Animals cleaned with Dawn soap often died anyway because the damage caused by the oil wasn't isolated to the skin. Expand You know I wondered about that but I never looked it up because I didn't want to know the truth. So, thank you?
lupin_bebop Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 7:19 PM, GreatBallsOfJizz said: These live on your face. They are harmless and one of our symbiotic relationships, unless you become infested. Expand ......So....basically Nabs is fucked? 2
lupin_bebop Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) Dumbledore dies on page 596. Edited December 4, 2019 by lupin_bebop 1
Chapinator_X Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 Most of the food we all eat has trace remnants of insect parts and rat hair/feces.
Vela Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 6:13 PM, lupin_bebop said: Dumbledore dies on page 596. Expand 1 1
Vela Posted December 4, 2019 Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 6:50 PM, imchapp.in said: Most of the food we all eat has trace remnants of insect parts and rat hair/feces. Expand My mom refuses to believe me when I tell her things like this. I'm like "ROACHES ARE JUST BEETLES!!! They're no grosser than ladybugs! EITHER would be equally bad if you had an infestation of them!"
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Posted December 4, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 6:50 PM, imchapp.in said: Most of the food we all eat has trace remnants of insect parts and rat hair/feces. Expand Yeah that is unavoidable really gross kinda like ur toothbrush having fecal particles on it and ur phone is really really gross too cuz ur hands are gross
Seight Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 6:13 PM, lupin_bebop said: Dumbledore dies on page 596. Expand It was his sled from when he was a kid. 1 2
Sieg67 Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 5:43 PM, Vela said: You know I wondered about that but I never looked it up because I didn't want to know the truth. So, thank you? Expand 👍
Lytbryt Posted December 5, 2019 Author Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 9:26 PM, tsar4 said: Expand Ha ha yeh George tried to change that Idk why tho also Deckard is not a replacement
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 3:03 AM, Lytbryt said: Ha ha yeh George tried to change that Idk why tho also Deckard is not a replacement Expand Replicant. You mean replicant. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
lupin_bebop Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/4/2019 at 9:26 PM, tsar4 said: Expand He shot, PERIOD. Quido never shot in the original cut. 1
bnmjy Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 "You’re wrong as the deuce, and you shouldn’t rejoice. If you’re calling him Seuss – he pronounces it Soice."
SwimModSponges Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 There's a 90% chance that you've touched a penny that's been inside someone's asshole. 1 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 5:00 AM, NaBoomer said: Secret Santa Expand At least you admit it. 1
Vela Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 4:33 AM, SwimModSponges said: There's a 90% chance that you've touched a penny that's been inside someone's asshole. Expand WHA...WHY!🤮 Lol
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 8:26 AM, Vela said: WHA...WHY!🤮 Lol Expand I think he's referring to the fact little kids have been known to ingest pennies and other small coins. Luckily, they're small enough to pass through the digestive tract with little or no issue. 1
lupin_bebop Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 Amazon just throws your shit in a box and sends it to you. They don't even give a shit if it breaks. 1
SwimModSponges Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 8:26 AM, Vela said: WHA...WHY!🤮 Lol Expand 1 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 7:24 PM, lupin_bebop said: Amazon just throws your shit in a box and sends it to you. They don't even give a shit if it breaks. Expand I can confirm this.
Lytbryt Posted December 5, 2019 Author Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 7:24 PM, lupin_bebop said: Amazon just throws your shit in a box and sends it to you. They don't even give a shit if it breaks. Expand How can they? From what I have heard the working conditions are atroicious 1
Sieg67 Posted December 5, 2019 Posted December 5, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 9:25 PM, Lytbryt said: How can they? From what I have heard the working conditions are atroicious Expand So much so that they can't even take a bathroom break without falling behind and getting yelled at.
lupin_bebop Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 9:25 PM, Lytbryt said: How can they? From what I have heard the working conditions are atroicious Expand Our FC (fulfillment center) has fans and AC, but they still treat us like fucking cattle. We have to keep up a certain rate. They constantly monitor it. Constantly.
Mix Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 You can't trust your mind. It has to lie to you to keep you sane. It's lying to you all the time. 1 1
lupin_bebop Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 Most of the food in a “fine dining” restaurant is pretty much the SAME FUCKING QUALITY AND BRAND as the food you get in a chain restaurant. Difference is that the high end restaurant cooks your food from scratch.....with cooks that usually have records as big as the menu.
Lytbryt Posted December 6, 2019 Author Posted December 6, 2019 (edited) On 12/6/2019 at 12:07 AM, lupin_bebop said: Our FC (fulfillment center) has fans and AC, but they still treat us like fucking cattle. We have to keep up a certain rate. They constantly monitor it. Constantly. Expand It's like they name these things out of spite Edited December 6, 2019 by Lytbryt 1
Vela Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 On 12/5/2019 at 7:31 PM, SwimModSponges said: Expand I forgot about this one XD
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 6, 2019 Posted December 6, 2019 (edited) Most ground coffee is more filler than actual coffee. Some of the fillers being used range from actual potting soil and twigs to things like soybeans and peanuts. Edited December 6, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned
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