Lytbryt Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Every time you eat corn from now on... gnashing on dat horny endosperm corn jizzum... mmm mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 These live on your face. They are harmless and one of our symbiotic relationships, unless you become infested. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 24 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: These live on your face. They are harmless and one of our symbiotic relationships, unless you become infested. Idk kinda kewt imo 🤗 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 The male Y chromosome has been getting incrementally shorter over the ages. Eventually there will be no men left at all and the human species will die out. That is if we don't drop the nukes beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 59 minutes ago, empty said: The male Y chromosome has been getting incrementally shorter over the ages. Eventually there will be no men left at all and the human species will die out. That is if we don't drop the nukes beforehand. Nah I dont belive that they made the nuke bombs they can make the genetic clone mosnters people too 😛 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 If a man is reading this, you're less of a man than the men that came before you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 It's Berenstain, not Berenstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 17 minutes ago, Greeny said: It's Berenstain, not Berenstein. Heresy I say go back to ur fked up bear timeline u divergent trash! 🤬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 28 minutes ago, Lytbryt said: Heresy I say go back to ur fked up bear timeline u divergent trash! 🤬 Whoa! lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Vela said: Whoa! lmao Sorry those universe B guys rlly grind my gears not like us universe A ppl wut kno the truth and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 This one can be shared by THE ENTIRE INTERNET: Yiddle Bob Corker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Trump will win in 2020. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Greeny said: Trump will win in 2020. Wut makes u so sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 9 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: These live on your face. They are harmless and one of our symbiotic relationships, unless you become infested. Not really but kinda related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Animals cleaned with Dawn soap often died anyway because the damage caused by the oil wasn't isolated to the skin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sieg67 said: Animals cleaned with Dawn soap often died anyway because the damage caused by the oil wasn't isolated to the skin. Oh damn that sucks... 🙁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 9 hours ago, empty said: The male Y chromosome has been getting incrementally shorter over the ages. Eventually there will be no men left at all and the human species will die out. https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/woman-world/01/viewer?title_no=100912&episode_no=1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 13 hours ago, Sieg67 said: Animals cleaned with Dawn soap often died anyway because the damage caused by the oil wasn't isolated to the skin. You know I wondered about that but I never looked it up because I didn't want to know the truth. So, thank you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 22 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: These live on your face. They are harmless and one of our symbiotic relationships, unless you become infested. ......So....basically Nabs is fucked? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) Dumbledore dies on page 596. Edited December 4, 2019 by lupin_bebop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Most of the food we all eat has trace remnants of insect parts and rat hair/feces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Dumbledore dies on page 596. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 hour ago, imchapp.in said: Most of the food we all eat has trace remnants of insect parts and rat hair/feces. My mom refuses to believe me when I tell her things like this. I'm like "ROACHES ARE JUST BEETLES!!! They're no grosser than ladybugs! EITHER would be equally bad if you had an infestation of them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 hour ago, imchapp.in said: Most of the food we all eat has trace remnants of insect parts and rat hair/feces. Yeah that is unavoidable really gross kinda like ur toothbrush having fecal particles on it and ur phone is really really gross too cuz ur hands are gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 5 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Dumbledore dies on page 596. It was his sled from when he was a kid. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BooThickemz Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 9 hours ago, Vela said: You know I wondered about that but I never looked it up because I didn't want to know the truth. So, thank you? 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 5 hours ago, tsar4 said: Ha ha yeh George tried to change that Idk why tho also Deckard is not a replacement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Lytbryt said: Ha ha yeh George tried to change that Idk why tho also Deckard is not a replacement Replicant. You mean replicant. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 6 hours ago, tsar4 said: He shot, PERIOD. Quido never shot in the original cut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Haytham is a Templar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 "You’re wrong as the deuce, and you shouldn’t rejoice. If you’re calling him Seuss – he pronounces it Soice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 There's a 90% chance that you've touched a penny that's been inside someone's asshole. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Secret Santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 22 minutes ago, NaBoomer said: Secret Santa At least you admit it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 3 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: There's a 90% chance that you've touched a penny that's been inside someone's asshole. WHA...WHY!🤮 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 10 hours ago, Vela said: WHA...WHY!🤮 Lol I think he's referring to the fact little kids have been known to ingest pennies and other small coins. Luckily, they're small enough to pass through the digestive tract with little or no issue. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Amazon just throws your shit in a box and sends it to you. They don't even give a shit if it breaks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 11 hours ago, Vela said: WHA...WHY!🤮 Lol 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: Amazon just throws your shit in a box and sends it to you. They don't even give a shit if it breaks. I can confirm this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 2 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: Amazon just throws your shit in a box and sends it to you. They don't even give a shit if it breaks. How can they? From what I have heard the working conditions are atroicious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Lytbryt said: How can they? From what I have heard the working conditions are atroicious So much so that they can't even take a bathroom break without falling behind and getting yelled at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Lytbryt said: How can they? From what I have heard the working conditions are atroicious Our FC (fulfillment center) has fans and AC, but they still treat us like fucking cattle. We have to keep up a certain rate. They constantly monitor it. Constantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 You can't trust your mind. It has to lie to you to keep you sane. It's lying to you all the time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Most of the food in a “fine dining” restaurant is pretty much the SAME FUCKING QUALITY AND BRAND as the food you get in a chain restaurant. Difference is that the high end restaurant cooks your food from scratch.....with cooks that usually have records as big as the menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lytbryt Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: Our FC (fulfillment center) has fans and AC, but they still treat us like fucking cattle. We have to keep up a certain rate. They constantly monitor it. Constantly. It's like they name these things out of spite Edited December 6, 2019 by Lytbryt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: I forgot about this one XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 (edited) Most ground coffee is more filler than actual coffee. Some of the fillers being used range from actual potting soil and twigs to things like soybeans and peanuts. Edited December 6, 2019 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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