Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 This picture was taken moments after my penis was inside her and her parents didn't fucking knock. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Sigh....Congratulations....If you've noticed or not, I have yet to post in any of these threads based on my inability to say anything nice about matrimony and I didn't wanna bring you down......That was until my cousin came to my sister's wedding, high as fuck, with coke still on his nose, rambling about how we were at a funeral during the reception. I was like "damn, I hope I'm never this jaded" (his divorce was finalized the 23rd so it's still new to him). Frankly, I've made the decision that unless I get married again out of spite....Because I really am that fucking petty, I'll wait until I'm like 50 or some shit.....When the kids are gone and i need someone to put up with my shit until I die. And wipe my ass if needed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 I was just hopeful you were high fiving my asshole in DF. That's my reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cancer said: I was just hopeful you were high fiving my asshole in DF. That's my reality. I don't even know what you got banned for....Unless you got banned for the same shit i did, harassing packard. But i missed the final blow...I only popped in last week to post my games and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 15 minutes ago, cyberbully said: I don't even know what you got banned for....Unless you got banned for the same shit i did, harassing packard. But i missed the final blow...I only popped in last week to post my games and shit Yah. Pat decided to check his reports Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Bucket Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 32 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Sigh....Congratulations....If you've noticed or not, I have yet to post in any of these threads based on my inability to say anything nice about matrimony and I didn't wanna bring you down......That was until my cousin came to my sister's wedding, high as fuck, with coke still on his nose, rambling about how we were at a funeral during the reception. I was like "damn, I hope I'm never this jaded" (his divorce was finalized the 23rd so it's still new to him). Frankly, I've made the decision that unless I get married again out of spite....Because I really am that fucking petty, I'll wait until I'm like 50 or some shit.....When the kids are gone and i need someone to put up with my shit until I die. And wipe my ass if needed. Don't count on the kids being gone. If you don't drop the apathy and get junior in gear you might have a Bucket 2.0 on your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cancer said: Did you record some shit too....Because I didn't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bucket said: Don't count on the kids being gone. If you don't drop the apathy and get junior in gear you might have a Bucket 2.0 on your hands. What apathy..... My son and daughter already have a healthier work ethic that lots of adults 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: Did you record some shit too....Because I didn't see it. Yah, when he was acting like the Mexican pizza shop owner. A very racist stereotypical Mexican accent 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bucket Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, cyberbully said: What apathy..... My son and daughter already have a healthier work ethic that lots of adults You keep that belt taught. They start slipping, you show 'em what's what. Or just share some of my videos with them. Scared straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cancer said: Wow Pat's cracking down.......something going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 21 minutes ago, Cancer said: Yah, when he was acting like the Mexican pizza shop owner. A very racist stereotypical Mexican accent Fuck, You need to send me that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Cancer said: This picture was taken moments after my penis was inside her and her parents didn't fucking knock. Honestly, you look just like the kid from highschool who would invite me over to hang out alone, say I looked good in my jeans, talk about how horny he was, but never do anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Poof said: Honestly, you look just like the kid from highschool who would invite me over to hang out alone, say I looked good in my jeans, talk about how horny he was, but never do anything. That's beautiful 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 WHERE'S THE BEARD??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: WHERE'S THE BEARD??? Down undah 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cancer said: That's beautiful Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Poof said: Thank you For the record... I'm a closer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Wait, so you have an actual real-life relationship and you're wasting time here? Get outta here, dude! Go actually live! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: Wait, so you have an actual real-life relationship and you're wasting time here? Get outta here, dude! Go actually live! She's at Ulta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cancer said: She's at Ulta I would never, ever come back here if I realized I have someone that I'm gonna be with for the rest of my life. I don't care if they went out of town for a week. I'd be like, "Nope, still not going to the boards to hang out with those nerds." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 If it counts, I have been banned a lot more lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Skiles said: I would never, ever come back here if I realized I have someone that I'm gonna be with for the rest of my life. I don't care if they went out of town for a week. I'd be like, "Nope, still not going to the boards to hang out with those nerds." Wait. It wont be too long until she takes his internet away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 congrats. don't listen to the negativity in this thread. being married is good, provided it's to the right person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 don't listen to him, never marry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, nameraka said: congrats. don't listen to the negativity in this thread. being married is good, provided it's to the right person. She is the goodest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 32 minutes ago, nameraka said: congrats. don't listen to the negativity in this thread. being married is good, provided it's to the right person. What negativity? This thread has been a revolting affirmationfest thus far. @Cancer I hope the inevitable divorce doesn't hit too hard and you retain custody of the kids even though they'll hate you. Edited June 1, 2019 by enad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, enad said: What negativity? This thread has been a revolting affirmationfest thus far. @Cancer I hope the inevitable divorce doesn't hit too hard and you retain custody of the kids even though they'll hate you. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBZ4ever Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I just wanted to tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, DBZ4ever said: I just wanted to tell you, good luck. We're all counting on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Skiles said: I would never, ever come back here if I realized I have someone that I'm gonna be with for the rest of my life. I don't care if they went out of town for a week. I'd be like, "Nope, still not going to the boards to hang out with those nerds." That's bc you're kinda a dick skiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Poof said: That's bc you're kinda a dick skiles It's not that I'm a dick, although I certainly can be. It's that this place doesn't have any value to me on a personal level. There are people from the old boards that I'm actually friends with, and I very much care about those folks. But the rest of you, I could take or leave. I'm way past the point of feeling like "we're all one big family here!" Nah, fuck that. Edited June 1, 2019 by Skiles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 36 minutes ago, Skiles said: It's not that I'm a dick, although I certainly can be. It's that this place doesn't have any value to me on a personal level. There are people from the old boards that I'm actually friends with, and I very much care about those folks. But the rest of you, I could take or leave. I'm way past the point of feeling like "we're all one big family here!" Nah, fuck that. To keep up with the theme of impending marriage I wouldn't notice if you never came back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 hours ago, Skiles said: It's not that I'm a dick, although I certainly can be. It's that this place doesn't have any value to me on a personal level. There are people from the old boards that I'm actually friends with, and I very much care about those folks. But the rest of you, I could take or leave. I'm way past the point of feeling like "we're all one big family here!" Nah, fuck that. Oh ok suck a dick and never come back then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: Oh ok suck a dick and never come back then I think I'll stick around for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 hours ago, enad said: To keep up with the theme of impending marriage I wouldn't notice if you never came back. Of course you wouldn't. And you shouldn't. It's a message board. None of this should be meaningful to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 How the hell did I wind up here again? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 1 minute ago, BlackNoir said: How the hell did I wind up here again? I am sure I lost this name 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 (edited) A wild Bucket AND Fuggs? This feels like an archeological dig. Edited March 22, 2021 by Seight 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Seight said: A wild Bucket AND Fuggs? This feels like an archeological dig. I got it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: I got it It actually wasn't, but since the worm is in the water..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 this thread sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, Poof said: this thread sucks Always did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 17 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Always did Yes i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 4 hours ago, Seight said: A wild Bucket AND Fuggs? This feels like an archeological dig. Don’t forget a wild (and probably gay) Dane. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Fr tho this is the most disgusting thread in the whole entire board 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 12 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: I am sure I lost this name Unless you forgot the info, it still exists in the system as open and unmolested. You probably just logged off to use the remaining days before the wedding getting your back waxed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 congratulations 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 Just now, ghostrek said: congratulations Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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