Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 (edited) How many total people have seen your penis and/or vagina? I had to think about it, and I came up with seven that I can remember. EDIT: Sending nudes on the phone or the internet does count, btw. Edited May 12, 2019 by Skiles
Vamped Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 Ehh ... once you get pregnant and go into labor at a hospital ... you lose count .... like a whole team of people have literally seen me completely naked and stuck their fingers all the way up into the cooter so ... 1
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Ehh ... once you get pregnant and go into labor at a hospital ... you lose count .... like a whole team of people have literally seen me completely naked and stuck their fingers all the way up into the cooter so ... Nah, I don't mean for medical reasons. That adds too many variables to the equation. Like I definitely don't count the three doctors that have touched my balls. I just mean for sexy times.
André Toulon Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 Many....There's even a failed "sex" tape out there somewhere where I just slung it around for about 15 minutes because he's camera shy.....This also includes people I've peed in front of drunk. Honestly, that number is probably in the thousands. Maybe around 60 or so of people who were meant to see it... 2
André Toulon Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Skiles said: Nah, I don't mean for medical reasons. That adds too many variables to the equation. Like I definitely don't count the three doctors that have touched my balls. I just mean for sexy times. Stop moving the goal posts. 1
lupin_bebop Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: Stop moving the goal posts. That’s MY line. I was about to say that.
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: Stop moving the goal posts. I put them down, I can move them wherever I want.
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: Many....There's even a failed "sex" tape out there somewhere where I just slung it around for about 15 minutes because he's camera shy.....This also includes people I've peed in front of drunk. Honestly, that number is probably in the thousands. Maybe around 60 or so of people who were meant to see it... Sweet, dude. Thank God I've never had sex on camera. At least not that I know of. I don't want to think there's any chance a lot of people could see me fuck. I feel bad enough for the few people I've fucked for having to see it.
André Toulon Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Skiles said: Sweet, dude. Thank God I've never had sex on camera. At least not that I know of. I don't want to think there's any chance a lot of people could see me fuck. I feel bad enough for the few people I've fucked for having to see it. Oh, no one saw me fuck....They saw a naked chick try to wake up my boiled noodle, and finally just put on an oversized t shirt and leave in frustration while I sit there staring at my failure. 1 3
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: Oh, no one saw me fuck....They saw a naked chick try to wake up my boiled noodle, and finally just put on an oversized t shirt and leave in frustration while I sit there staring at my failure. So I assume you're a member of SAG now, right?
André Toulon Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, Skiles said: So I assume you're a member of SAG now, right? I've come up with several self depreciating meanings for that, but you go ahead and tell me how bad I should feel.....Nothing gets my motor running more than sunday morning shame. 1
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Sho Minamimoto said: I've come up with several self depreciating meanings for that, but you go ahead and tell me how bad I should feel.....Nothing gets my motor running more than sunday morning shame. Nah, the joke is that it counts as an acting credit. So now you're a SAG member, as in the Screen Actors Guild. You get the card and everything... I liked the joke more before I broke it down. 1 1
André Toulon Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 See, I thought you meant sorry ass genitals and I was all for the deserved demeaning. 2
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said: See, I thought you meant sorry ass genitals and I was all for the deserved demeaning. I went the classier route. Because I'm nothing if not classy.
Cau Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 I don't have any, just a smooth patch of skin like Barbie.
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cau said: I don't have any, just a smooth patch of skin like Barbie. It's skin like Barbie, but oddly with a huge bush.
Cau Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: It's skin like Barbie, but oddly with a huge bush. 1
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: 5 I think? Maybe 6. That's pretty good. Isn't it weird how we can be unsure of something so intensely personal like showing our junk to someone? Like you would think that number would be right there.
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 13 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: 4 There is no 4. Choose a different number pls.
Naraku4656 Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, Skiles said: There is no 4. Choose a different number pls. sorry but that's how many if we're only talking sexytimes
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: sorry but that's how many if we're only talking sexytimes YOUR TRUTH IS A LIE
Naraku4656 Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: YOUR TRUTH IS A LIE want to touch it to make it 5
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: want to touch it to make it 5 Let me get my rubber gloves and hand sanitizer. Nothing personal, it's just business.
Naraku4656 Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, Skiles said: Let me get my rubber gloves and hand sanitizer. Nothing personal, it's just business. that's fair, have a nice day
Still Me Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 8 hours ago, Skiles said: How many total people have seen your penis and/or vagina? I had to think about it, and I came up with seven that I can remember. EDIT: Sending nudes on the phone or the internet does count, btw. My hope is less than 5....
katt_goddess Posted May 12, 2019 Posted May 12, 2019 None that I'm aware of. I don't count the furbrain because she jumps in the shower because she likes the shower, not because she's looking for a show.
Skiles Posted May 12, 2019 Author Posted May 12, 2019 1 minute ago, katt_goddess said: None that I'm aware of. I don't count the furbrain because she jumps in the shower because she likes the shower, not because she's looking for a show. Yeah, aminals don't count. Daisy has seen my penis multiple times because she follows me into the bathroom during storms, and stares at me while I pee. It's very uncomfortable for me.
Skiles Posted May 13, 2019 Author Posted May 13, 2019 19 minutes ago, Poof said: Millions? Well done.
Sandstone Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 11 hours ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Many....There's even a failed "sex" tape out there somewhere where I just slung it around for about 15 minutes because he's camera shy.....This also includes people I've peed in front of drunk. Honestly, that number is probably in the thousands. Maybe around 60 or so of people who were meant to see it... That's hot. Do you have a copy?
Sandstone Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 Do Sports Teams, and Boy Scout camps count? Between that and the sexual escapades probably around 80ish. I have nothing to be ashamed of though and no shame in particular regarding my body anyways. If we are talking about sexual involvement only, the number is at 5 now because I'm a good boy and not a whore.
Sandstone Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 11 hours ago, Skiles said: Sweet, dude. Thank God I've never had sex on camera. At least not that I know of. I don't want to think there's any chance a lot of people could see me fuck. I feel bad enough for the few people I've fucked for having to see it. I'd love to see it
André Toulon Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sandstone said: That's hot. Do you have a copy? Nope...I mean this was at least 15 years and it's literally a tape. VHS....I just know my friend showed it to a few people because they've approached me about it
Sandstone Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Sho Minamimoto said: Nope...I mean this was at least 15 years and it's literally a tape. VHS....I just know my friend showed it to a few people because they've approached me about it Well that's a shame. I love gritty amateur pornography especially ones starring black men.
scoobdog Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 On 5/12/2019 at 8:34 AM, Skiles said: Nah, the joke is that it counts as an acting credit. So now you're a SAG member, as in the Screen Actors Guild. You get the card and everything... I liked the joke more before I broke it down. Why can't it be this and a horrible pun at the same time?
wacky1980 Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 does streaking count? because i allegedly did that a few times in college. ok, a few dozen times. if we're really only counting sexy times, then i'm probably somewhere between 50 and 100.
Skiles Posted May 13, 2019 Author Posted May 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Juice McKenzie said: Are we counting medical practitioners? No.
Naraku4656 Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 oh we're counting online? weeeeeeeeeeeeell idk then, 8 maybe? 9?
viperxmns Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 Dunno, at times it's been available in communal type settings
Skiles Posted May 13, 2019 Author Posted May 13, 2019 58 minutes ago, Greeny said: How many people are in Japan? Literally dozens.
Greeny Posted May 13, 2019 Posted May 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Skiles said: Literally dozens. Well there's your answer.
lupin_bebop Posted May 14, 2019 Posted May 14, 2019 23 hours ago, Poof said: Millions? ...............I would put this under "occupational hazard/necessity" for you, though. I think the spirit of the question here is more like "Who have you shown in an intimate way your stuff.
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