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Posted
Just now, Sawdamizer said:

See you there, fatso.

No you wont...im a good person. Ill just be sent back to Earth to help an incel lose his virginity and find true love in order to earn my wings.

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Are you being haunted by a ghost?......Chunk died.

 

 

It's a fucking beautiful day.

I wanted to wait until she died.

. But yo... I hated her so much and she just sucked at everything in life.

Fuck... Throw her in the garbage and let's be done with her.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

please tell me this is fake?

this kind of stuff makes me so anxious. 

just like skater/snowboard bloopers...

they aren't so much bloopers as a recorded time of death. 

Unless she's 118 years old, I think fake is a safe bet.

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Posted
Just now, Sawdamizer said:

Post away, cunt.

are you mad because i kept those dirty messages you sent me? did i post them? I dont remember lol but yah i guess thats why youre so mad. boi, get over it

Posted
Just now, fuggstop said:

are you mad because i kept those dirty messages you sent me? did i post them? I dont remember lol but yah i guess thats why youre so mad. boi, get over it

Nope. Post them.

You have nothing on me.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Post them.

ok but my phone is about dead. im posting from my laptop. i need to recharge the battery so i can scroll through YEARS AND YEARS to get to them 

Posted (edited)
Just now, fuggstop said:

ok but my phone is about dead. im posting from my laptop. i need to recharge the battery so i can scroll through YEARS AND YEARS to get to them 

We will wait and hold our breath.

Everyone is really amped to see what you got.

This is going to ruin me... I'm ready.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said:

Final picture...Awaiting that fateful ham.

 

me4[1].jpg

She marinates her ass with bourbon and brown sugar. 

Pussy like molasses. 

Posted
11 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

We will wait and hold our breath.

Everyone is really amped to see what you got.

This is going to ruin me... I'm ready.

I never said it was going to ruin you. Just like i never said i wanted to fuck you. Haha

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Posted
10 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

'can you grab your ankles'?

bwahahahahaaa

Well i was like 30 at the time so i still could without breaking my back lol

Posted
33 minutes ago, midnight said:

She marinates her ass with bourbon and brown sugar. 

Pussy like molasses. 

well you ruined those 2 foods 

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Posted
6 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

stooooooooooooooooooop with the names and personal info

Dammit, I worked....I mean someone worked really hard on that obituary.

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Posted
18 hours ago, midnight said:

She marinates her ass with bourbon and brown sugar. 

Pussy like molasses. 

 

17 hours ago, Mr Owl said:

well you ruined those 2 foods 

.....  I have the weirdest mental image in my head right now .... is the marinade an everyday routine or just for when you're having company over to eat ass?!

>.> prime your ass with bourbon and brown sugar to make the flavor more robust? 

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Posted (edited)
38 minutes ago, Vamped said:

 

.....  I have the weirdest mental image in my head right now .... is the marinade an everyday routine or just for when you're having company over to eat ass?!

>.> prime your ass with bourbon and brown sugar to make the flavor more robust? 

Well there's a bourbon barbecue sauce that's very good and midnight tried ruining it 

Let me find the picture of the brand 

....edit

minors-bourbon-style-sauce-rtu-4-0gal-ne

Link

 

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Posted
21 hours ago, fuggstop said:

This further reserves your spot in Hell you know. With a view of a river of fire.

Actually, no. I have property there already. Lots of it. He’s not going to be there. You, however, will be on the bottom of the waterfall. 

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